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High C of course, or she is not a real opera singer
Remember if the mirror above the bed isn't cracked you're doing it wrong |
1) Sanity is especially rare in opera singers, and
2) My elderly Jewish aunt calls the place "Lawn Goy-land". |
Rongi you are a such a hipster
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And a big nose :( |
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I love it when people want to assume the best of you :love
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Oh wait, I'm wearing a flannel shirt and tight fitting jeans and glasses
I just spent 2 and a half hours in a coffee shop talking to a girl about erudite subjects And I have an Elvis Costello avatar ...welp |
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Was he just like "JEWWWWW" and leaped on you? |
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
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are you sure it was a real eastern european guy and not sacha baron cohen
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He walks up to me. "Shalom!" "Uh, I'm not Jewish." "Oh really? What are you then?" "That's none of your fucking business." That made him rill mad. "Fuck you, you homosexual! I'll kick your ass! You see this? *grabs his shirt and pulls it out, as if there is a badge on it* CIA!" At this point security comes over and he got really violent and they threw him to the ground. It was a very strange beginning to my day. |
hay milhouse
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hahaha pram maven is back guys, after like one day!
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was he in the who's online thing or something
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yeah
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srsly this place is so much better without a bunch of "U SUCK" "NO U" posts cluttering everything up
granted i was a big contributor to that but hey i was all stressed out about tests and i needed something to relieve stress so f u j*rk |
I AM NOT AS I HAVE BEEN
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I don't feel well in the head.
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take a hot bath
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Baths are gross. I'm pretty sure the answer is copious amounts of Southern Comfort.
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some woman called me a dirty mick when I worked at the hospital. Probably due to the red hair and freckles. To the best of my knowledge, though, not Irish at all.
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