I was fixing the mower and I was bitten by a spider. Bye guys!

GOOD THING I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY DAUGHTER'S HAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE A PUSSY FROM A PUSSY SPIDERBITE WHILE YOU FIX YOUR PUSSY LAWN PUSSY MOWER.

PUSSY.

I'm not going to die Sam, I'm just going to have to lose a hand. :rolleyes

Which is why I need your daughter's.

YOUR HAND IS A PUSSY

I WISH.

That'd certainly make things a whole lot easier for you.

You raised her? She raises me. :eek

:boners

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So wait... :eek

That is a picture of ELX? :eek

Damn. :chatter

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Her tits are illegal in Australia.

I thought elx was blonde.

Extra creepy.

i am >:

You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.

Also, ELX:

Can you draw a picture of Solomon Grundy and Robocop high fiving each other. Maybe with a juggalo unconcious on the ground?

certainly can!


this is awesome. the most absolute random team of brains thrown together; i expect the top secret missions will be incredibly intricate and hilarious. i'd like them to fail plan a, b, c, d, e, and so on until they just start blowing stuff up.

I find this part funny.

First of all.

Richard Garwin, a consultant who helped design the first hydrogen bomb in 1951.

Secondly the made it look like Steven Chu is a H-Bomb inventor.

Miami Vice the movie, fuck yeah?

No. No fuck yeah for the movie. :(