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Matt Harty Apr 15th, 2004 04:59 PM

Homeward bound made me cry.

Big McLargehuge Apr 15th, 2004 05:58 PM

Big Fish made me all teary >:

HickMan Apr 15th, 2004 07:20 PM

The Lion King :(

Drev Apr 15th, 2004 07:36 PM

Kangaroo Jack mad eme cry, and I never seen it. :(

HickMan Apr 15th, 2004 08:04 PM

christopher walken is in it :(

PILLOWFIGHT Apr 15th, 2004 08:33 PM

you guys we should sing sogns in the this thread!!!

HickMan Apr 15th, 2004 08:35 PM

I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT
HERE IS MY HANDLE
HERE IS MY SPOUT
WHEN I GET


thats all i know :( FINISH IT OFF PF!

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 01:02 AM

PutYourToeInYou: MY BROTHER IS PLAYING KINGDOM GAY HEARTS\
PutYourToeInYou: CANT TOUCH THIS
PutYourToeInYou: PUMP UP THE VOLUME
Switch Dingo: YOUR BROTHER BIG POPPA GOAT
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: I WISH
Switch Dingo: omg i'm wrong?
PutYourToeInYou: MY BROTHER IS IMMORTAL GOAT
PutYourToeInYou: :(
PutYourToeInYou: GAY
PutYourToeInYou: GAY
PutYourToeInYou: =(
Switch Dingo: they are all the same to me =(
PutYourToeInYou: ME TOO :O

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 01:08 AM

Switch Dingo: LOL PRICKMAN
Switch Dingo: YOU GOT BURNED
PutYourToeInYou: ;P
Switch Dingo: YOU ARE MY E-HUNNY
PutYourToeInYou: YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR
PutYourToeInYou: :P
Switch Dingo: MY LITTLE (INSERT SOME KIND OF JEWISH FOOD HERE)
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
PutYourToeInYou: FUNKY COLD MEDINA
Switch Dingo: Tone Loc =(
PutYourToeInYou: IM LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW
Switch Dingo: omg i almost bought that cd yesterday because I was drunk =(
PutYourToeInYou: IT'S A GOOD SONG >:
Switch Dingo: ONE GOOD SONG
Switch Dingo: but like
Switch Dingo: the cd is probably crap
PutYourToeInYou: maybe. but ton loc is a cool name
Switch Dingo: maybe
Switch Dingo: but
Switch Dingo: yes I agree =(
PutYourToeInYou: go buy the cd you sober fagit >:
Switch Dingo: NO THX
PutYourToeInYou: >:
PutYourToeInYou: IM LISTENING TO DOUG E FRESH NOW :-(
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: I SO LIEK SAW HIM ON I LOVE THE 80's =(
Switch Dingo: DOUG E FRESH AND THE GET FRESH CREW
PutYourToeInYou: ME TOO

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 01:14 AM

FUNKY COLD MEDINA DUN DUN DUN
FUNKY COLD MEDINA DUN DUN DUN FUNKY COLD MEDINA

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 01:54 AM

BiggieMclargeguy: where can i get one of those kill bill plush toys in drevs angry at the japanese post?
Switch Dingo: Japan =(
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: that was the point of the thread =(
BiggieMclargeguy: i know
BiggieMclargeguy: but i need to be able to buy one :(
Switch Dingo: WERE YOU BEING FACECIOUS?
BiggieMclargeguy: no
Switch Dingo: I DID NOT SPELLT HAT RIGHT =(
BiggieMclargeguy: i know

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 01:34 PM

cold cooling at a ball
looking for some action
but like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
the girls are all around
but none of them wanna get with me
my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
yo wassup with the l o c
the girls are all jocking
at the other end of the bar
having drinks with some no name chump
when they know that I'm the star
so I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
he said "funky cold medina"

this brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
put a little medina in your glass
and the girls'll come real quick
it's better than any alcohol
or afrodesiac
a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
and did the wild thing on my leg
he used to scratch and bite me
before he was much much meaner
but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing

I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a man,
this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,

break it down,

back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection
the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton ford
media had some dinner
she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting,
but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding,
I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya",
that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
that medina's a monster y'all

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 01:40 PM

IM ON AIM TOO >:

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 01:44 PM

PutYourToeInYou: howdie
Mattchew Harty: FUCK YOU

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 01:45 PM

No I really am enojable to talk to :(

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 03:20 PM

Switch Dingo: HEY I'M ON AIM TOO YA KNOW?
Mattchew Harty: LOLFUCKU
Switch Dingo: see, this is why we can't have nice things

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
No I really am enojable to talk to :(


executioneer Apr 16th, 2004 03:32 PM

:/

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 03:33 PM

Ask Pillowfight :(

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 03:35 PM

HEY WILLIE! :)

The Retro Kat Apr 17th, 2004 12:17 AM

OMG, Chill out, doods.

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 01:47 PM

It's coo mi babiez

ziggytrix Apr 17th, 2004 02:30 PM

Everyone who posts in this thread should have their postcount reset to 0. That'd be a hoot.

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 02:35 PM

THAT MEANS YOU TOO :(

ScruU2wice Apr 17th, 2004 04:09 PM

hey guyz ive been gone for two days, i saw kill bill vol. 2, whats been going on here?


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