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RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 04:12 PM


WhiteRat Jan 25th, 2009 04:24 PM

hahahhahahah HUNTIN' BEAVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsArvcl3vo

RaNkeri Jan 25th, 2009 04:34 PM

HAHA I get it!

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 04:34 PM


Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2009 05:17 PM

I pay attention to all the wrong sports. Cricket, Rugby, & Ladies Tennis?

The only one I got to discuss in the sports forum was the tennis, and it mostly consisted of ElPila rubbing his legs like an Argentinian Vic Reeves.

Kitsa Jan 25th, 2009 05:24 PM

I met a lady last year in a surgery waiting room...she was a research physician, from India but working here in the US, married to a caucasian American.

She took him to India and his first hour there, he's trying out cricket with her family (the family he just met) and somehow completely shreds his lower leg to bits.

First time ever out of the country and he's in an Indian ER. No ambulances, so they piled him in a taxi to get him there. They gave him some sort of emergency surgery- screws and pins- to get him home. So she was waiting for the American doctors to redo the job because she (an Indian doctor) didn't trust the doctors in New Delhi.

My semi-point was, how scary would it be to be so seriously injured an HOUR after you arrive in a foreign country your first time ever, and even your native-born spouse is looking nervous?

Tadao Jan 25th, 2009 06:09 PM

Pffft, I've had worse.

Big McLargehuge Jan 26th, 2009 12:56 AM

does anybody here own a pistol? i am considering getting one and i need input. i want a Kimber Raptor II but there is no way i am dropping 1400 dollars.

Big McLargehuge Jan 26th, 2009 12:56 AM

HOW THE FUCK :(

Big McLargehuge Jan 26th, 2009 12:57 AM

I swear i only pressed the button once.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2009 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609600)
HAHAHAHAHA MAKE ONE ABOUT ME >:


Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 02:53 AM

I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 02:59 AM

http://www.stripcreator.com/users/Netuohnav

lol

RaNkeri Jan 26th, 2009 06:46 AM

I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

Dixie Jan 26th, 2009 07:07 AM

I'm feeling pretty good.
A little past 7 AM and I'm already intoxicated.
I probably shouldn't try to pack dishes now, but I'm going to anyways.

I'd say we've packed about half the house at this point.
Now I'm selling clothes on craigslist.
I'll pee on them for an extra $10 (plus shipping and handling).
;) ;)

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 08:50 AM

lol

In other news: this struck me last night and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Ovechkin totally looks like that Jaws guy

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2009 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609614)
I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

DUH

executioneer Jan 26th, 2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609607)
I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

HickMan Jan 26th, 2009 11:29 AM

Sup guys!

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 11:44 AM

Hickman, you make the army seem ok. How dare you upset my principles.

HickMan Jan 26th, 2009 11:52 AM

The Army is more then OK. It's downright great

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2009 11:55 AM

I have two cousins who went through survival training together and would use it to fuck with people. I remember going to the grocery store with them and each one somehow knew exactly where the other was at all times. They'd throw glass jars over the tops of the aisles at each other and catch them every time.

They also put colored smokebombs down groundhog holes, which resulted in a spectacular rainbow groundhog parade and the single awesomest 4th of July ever.

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 12:14 PM

Bad shouty army people and princes. I bet they have bad recycling facilities too.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2009 01:29 PM

Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link]

Please, knock it off.

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 01:31 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
haha.


hahahahha. I like this. Like it's gonna stop anyone.


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