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Guitar Woman Sep 27th, 2009 04:11 AM


Guitar Woman Sep 27th, 2009 04:12 AM

Hey, so, I'm going to go run down the beach and sleep on the first flat surface I find, probably a rock.

I'll talk to you guys tomorrow, ok?

executioneer Sep 27th, 2009 08:08 AM

OKAY

kahljorn Sep 27th, 2009 08:16 AM

OH GOING TO TAKE A NAP ON YOUR ROCK BED?

DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR ROCK SHEETS IT MIGHT BE CHILLY AGAASHAHA
:(

HOPEFULLY YOU DONT GET A STIFF NECK OR ANYTHING

executioneer Sep 27th, 2009 08:20 AM

gw are you doing anything tomorrow, can you testdrive a car for me and report back on how it is i'll give you $30 (ps this is contingent on the dude not being a scammer)(it'd help if you could drive a manual, too)

Guitar Woman Sep 28th, 2009 12:05 AM

Should probably warn you that the hoods of cars I drive become magnetized to whatever I-Beams happen to be in the area

executioneer Sep 28th, 2009 01:27 AM

you won't get the $30 if you do that!

captain516 Sep 28th, 2009 02:05 AM

Hey Willie, I signed up for your website. It makes me feel nostalgic for the early 90's, back when everyone had their own domain.

executioneer Sep 28th, 2009 04:35 AM

im gonna rework it at some point and make it more web 1.8 complaint

Guitar Woman Sep 28th, 2009 02:22 PM


captain516 Sep 28th, 2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650610)

This is the most acurate portait of life I have ever seen.

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2009 05:53 PM

http://www.fmylife.com/

Tadao Sep 28th, 2009 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 650663)
Guys who have a problem with what women are drinking are shooting themselves in the proverbial foot.

The correct response is, "So, would you like 5 or 6 more, then?"

Ask Tadao, he knows what's up.

It also means they wont drink all my beer! ;)

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2009 09:40 PM

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/MYN186 (possibly nsfw)

Should I change my username now?

captain516 Sep 28th, 2009 09:45 PM

Quote:

. This item is for parody use only
So does that mean it doesn't really work? Yeah, it'll be hilarious nine months later.

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2009 09:47 PM

pregnancy takes a while, but herpes pays off now!

captain516 Sep 28th, 2009 09:52 PM

:(

Guitar Woman Sep 29th, 2009 12:27 AM


captain516 Sep 29th, 2009 12:54 AM

Transmetropolitan was a great book. Have you read it GW?

Guitar Woman Sep 29th, 2009 02:40 AM

Reading it right now, it's pretty sweet.

I like it better than Preacher.

Which I liked.

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2009 10:19 AM

I really tried to start today off on a good foot but I keep getting irritated by stupid shit and it's ruining my day :(

Aaarg Sep 29th, 2009 10:24 AM

That's no good. Hopefully things will brighten up.

I like that we brought the dog inside and he shares my bed with me because now I can't sleep past 8am and waking up later than 8 makes me feel bad over time.

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2009 11:04 AM

On Sunday I watched a documentary about the Golden Dragon Massacre and my first thought was, "Chinese food sounds good."

Then I thought, "Wow, I'm a horrible person."

Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2009 11:51 AM

I accidentally accepted a student loan on a web form and can't cancel. I'm not going to fill out anything else they give me and go see wtf is going on with this. If nothing else, it is interest-free.

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2009 01:11 PM

So I'm now duel majoring in engineering and astrophysics :( (aka being a nerd >:)


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