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He evolved into Thrashotops
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gonna be totally lame but coughing should never be allowed evolve.
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http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/
Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month. |
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Those weren't copypastes.... I a was in an especially fuck you mood before I watched that but I'm turned around. I see the light. |
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You would. :lol
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so I kissed a lady and she used her tongue
what is the point of doing this? because it doesn't really feel that pleasant or taste like anything, there's just a slimy flavorless tongue in your mouth actually it's kinda gross |
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I actually have like 8 different things I want to say and none of them make fun of you enough.
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ok, so i guess i'll be serious then
Don't you already know you're asexual? It's like if someone who could only see the world in shades of grey looked at a rainbow and was all like "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL :smug" |
Because rainbows are fucking beautiful man
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I don't know, I thought I was asexual, but I might just be afraid of actually acting on my sexual/romantic urges because I think it'd be an unmitigated disaster; so far the three times I've had lapses in sanity and done it have been
There's another weirdo orientation you can be called "demisexual," which basically means you only care about boning people you have a strong emotional connection to; I'm not sure if that sounds closer to me than "jerk who'd only have sex so the other person won't dump their ass," but it's a possibility. I'd have to actually get into a relationship to figure out which one, though, so that's never happening. (also there's a difference between being asexual and aromantic; you can be both, but I'm not) |
i thought that said aromatic and i was like what
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I'm that too, bitch I smell like cookies
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Tongue is the best; it turns me on the most, I think.
If you don't like it then don't do it, but I have a feeling that you might just need to find the right person to experience it with. I don't give any weight to this 'demisexual' business, that's just called having high standards. Find a person you really, really like and then get back to us. |
You use your tongue in their throat to widen it.
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i dont see what the big deal about cheeseburgers is
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the last dude that kissed me had a tongue technique similar to the one that my ex used when he would go down on me, it was so wrong and awful when it's being done to your face!
although I think I complained here once about how gross ear/neck kisses were, right? and then I learned to like them, they went from being all slobbery and loud to being warm and relaxing. it's all about who you're with. so I would listen to zhukov's advice, and try it again when you find somebody who doesn't repulse you. |
speaking of sex since we're talking about sex, does anybody know anybody that has ever had a fuck buddy? is that an actual practice or one of those fictional unattainable ideas?
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