Snakes on a Plane
 

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It'd be cool if there was really a movie like that.

the name alone deserves mocking

sounds like a porno.

sounds like a what?

WHAT DID HE SAY??

I think he said it sounded like a snake.

it does. 'snakes on a plane' sounds like a porno

What?? a porno???

Huh, I guess I dont really see it

which porno does it sound like?

So you like porno, huh?

Hey mmmcdaniel, if you had to suck one of our former president's dick, which one would it be.

Would you take on Teddy Roosevelt's "Big Stick"? Speak Softly, now!

:fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu

what does that emoticon mean?? is that some kind of "porno" thing??

So you want to suck Nixon's dick?

WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT! >:

did you just crawl out of a damn hole, you senile bastard?

hahah, a "damn" hole

i take that as a yes.

mmmcdaniels could you please pick a better president, I have to show this results to Karl Rove in the morning.

do future presidents count, like hilary, or first ladies?

also note: STEVE MARTIN was never actually PRESIDENT

hillary doesn't have a dick your fucking moron.

I SAID FORMER PRESIDENTS! GOD! WHY CANT YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!

goddamnit you old bastard, shut the fuck up.

maybe ford, he's pretty much a woman anyway.

Will you answer my fucking question, this is important.

Steve Martin filled in for the president so many times that many people often mistake him as a full-fledged American President.

i did. heres what i said:

"maybe ford, he's pretty much a woman anyway."

also Jixby Phillips, shut the fuck up you senile bastard. >: