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glowbelly Apr 2nd, 2003 01:06 PM

viva las vegas!!
 
i am going to vegas on saturday...FOR FREE. i didn't have to pay for my airfare, because my friend had a ticket voucher AND i don't have to pay for my hotel, because my cousin is a slickster.

i'm going to the liberace museum.

if any of you vegas peepledoos wanna do the hook ups for lunch or some shit, lemme know. you can pm me. ;)

Spectre X Apr 2nd, 2003 02:16 PM

sweet, your going to Vegas.

:( I have no life, but I did go to Australia once. :)

Jixby Phillips Apr 2nd, 2003 05:06 PM

You should come to redding :(

george Apr 3rd, 2003 09:27 AM

HAVE LOTS OF FUN SINNING :)

glowbelly Apr 3rd, 2003 10:20 AM

jixby, you should come to vegas :(

i'm going to play video poker and hang on my friend's arm as a good luck charm while he plays blackjack.

Goenitz Apr 3rd, 2003 01:06 PM

Ah, Las Vegas... the city of lights, the city of angels, the city of sin, the city of lost wages, the Gulf of Mexico... my father frequents that place. Of course, he frequents any place where prostitution is readily available... such as Amsterdam, Minnesota, that one dumpster behind the Wal-Mart with the 'For A Good Time Call Candi 555-6969' spraypaint tag... he's a good man.

Regardless, when you go to Las Vegas, be sure to check in at the Luxor hotel, I've heard it's a splendid place. I've heard it's in serious contention with the Man-Beast Chyna, and how the hell they get that ship in the goddamn bottle, for the title of '9th Wonder of the World'. A large pyramid-shaped hotel and, I believe, a large Sphynx.

Best of luck, and if you happen to catch Mr. Goenitz Sr. there, tell him I made sure the cops didn't find his stash. Have fun, and enjoy yourself. Best wishes from the newest dictator in the I-Mockery community.

glowbelly Apr 3rd, 2003 01:36 PM

you try too hard :(

i'm not staying at the luxor. i'm staying at polo towers, which is cool, because the rooms are like mini-apartments with kitchens and dining rooms...AND IT'S FREE.

Orgazmo Apr 3rd, 2003 05:37 PM

Who gives a crap? Its not like vegas is any fun.

>:

Cybernetico Apr 3rd, 2003 06:25 PM

orgazmo, isnt that that water thing from Oceans Eleven?

Freaky :/

Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2003 11:40 PM

Glowbelly, I am so jealous! It is a dream of mine to go to the Liberace museum! Let me know all about it! My other dream destination would have to be Graceland.

Captain Robo Apr 3rd, 2003 11:58 PM

I was staying at the same hotel as Chevy Chase during the filming of Vegas Vacation.

THIS IS POST 666 :EVIL

Blackjack Apr 4th, 2003 03:24 AM

Make sure you get a photo of yourself in front of the Treasure Island hotel with your Pirate face! Arrrrr!!!

glowbelly Apr 4th, 2003 08:45 AM

renee!! i will keep my eyes peeled for a nice little knick knack for you from the liberace museum, k? k.

i'm getting really excited now.

Zebra 3 Apr 4th, 2003 02:52 PM

Viva Las Vegas
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee
...My other dream destination would have to be Graceland.



Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And I'm just the devil with the love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas...

Orgazmo Apr 4th, 2003 08:21 PM



Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And I'm just the devil with the love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas...

Hobo Renee Apr 5th, 2003 12:44 AM

Wow, that is a camel toe if a camel ever had one.

The Unseen Apr 5th, 2003 12:47 AM

:lol, i didnt even notice that hobo, you have an eye for these kinds of things. i like you so much ill think of you when i jack off tonight :)

Hobo Renee Apr 5th, 2003 10:33 PM

Must resist the urge to kill...

Anonymous Apr 6th, 2003 01:29 AM


Hobo Renee Apr 7th, 2003 12:09 AM

Oh soda popinski, you always slay me. Just for the record, the original picture is about four years old now.

Mr. PickleFeather Apr 7th, 2003 02:06 AM

:lol at Fat Elvis pic, and Unseen, great avatar.



Hope you had I fun in Vegas

tenno Apr 7th, 2003 03:49 AM

oh man this is an old post and i never saw it, fuck shit!!!!!

anyways look e, up dear, unless yah home now=(

kellychaos Apr 7th, 2003 11:38 AM



ALL PRAISE ME!

slavemason Apr 7th, 2003 11:53 AM

I didn't think men sported the camel toe. The strangled pud is often referred to as a Monkey Brain. Maybe it's a southern thing.

DiRt GuY Apr 11th, 2003 02:37 AM

Did you come and leave again? Damn.


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