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Chojin May 10th, 2010 02:14 PM

Johnathan Clement lost a bunch of weight
 


Now he kinda looks like a member of Panic! At the Disco.

Prepared to be terrorized at 3:50

Chojin May 10th, 2010 02:17 PM

Anyway I've been following him on Youtube for a while now and every week he's been eating at Dairy Queen and playing Wii Fit and tracking his progress.

It isn't exactly the most genius diet plan, but he somehow managed to stick to it (putting that autism fixation to good use I guess). It's almost kinda inspiring and is gonna put me directly on another diet stint after finals so that I can make sure I never weigh anywhere near as much as Clement.

The Leader May 10th, 2010 02:19 PM

You have an unhealthy obsession with him.

Chojin May 10th, 2010 02:37 PM

turns out youtube has a subscribe button

Tadao May 10th, 2010 02:42 PM

I wanna cut his vocal cords out.

The Leader May 10th, 2010 02:43 PM

And you subscribe and watch every video he uploads. :O

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 02:43 PM

I haven't eaten red meat in 11 days. I still weigh 130 pounds. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

elx May 10th, 2010 02:50 PM

aww look, he set up a mattress down there for samantha's arrival

Carnivore May 10th, 2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 685037)
I haven't eaten red meat in 11 days. I still weigh 130 pounds. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

"I haven't eaten red meat in 11 days."

Without :meat, life isn't worth living.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 03:27 PM

I've had dreamt of sinking my teeth into something that squealed before it died for days now.

Chojin May 10th, 2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 685036)
And you subscribe and watch every video he uploads. :O

then i'm also stalking 88 other people.

NO ONE IS SAFE

fathom has inspired me to cook a steak, brb

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 05:12 PM

:(

Tadao May 10th, 2010 05:19 PM

DON'T CATCH IRON DEFICIENCY DISEASES.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2010 05:21 PM

'Sokay, brah, I got pumpkin pie.

RaNkeri May 10th, 2010 05:59 PM

Good for him :)

However losing weight because of a single diet won't do jack shit if you go back to your old habits, in most cases you need to change your lifestyle. Here's hoping he has the motivation to keep on going and stay fit and healthy.

Evil Robot May 10th, 2010 06:34 PM

He stuck a medallion up his ass because the internet told him to.

King Hadas May 10th, 2010 06:51 PM

Did Clement always have such feminine features? His eyes are like sad librarian eyes. Maybe that's just the glasses.

The guy must be pretty lonely if his fishing for compliments from youtube commentators. I hope everything turns out alright for him.

Sacks May 10th, 2010 07:03 PM

Good for that dude. If he got one of those emo fringe haircuts and a brightly colored band t shirt and hung out at the mall he'd probably get a girlfriend.

Pentegarn May 10th, 2010 08:20 PM

How old is this dude?

I ask because in the video he asks what everyone thinks of his outfit and hair, and I asked myself, "why would anyone give a shit about what others think of what they are wearing or their hairstyle? Especially what with more important worries like bills and rent and the like." Which makes me think it is a younger person thing.

Sacks May 10th, 2010 08:29 PM

He's probably around 20. He's completely socially retarded and has aspergers though, so he'll be this way forever.

MarioRPG May 10th, 2010 09:23 PM

Comparing that question to his old standby of why do people hate anime, I think it's a marginal improvement.

Colonel Flagg May 10th, 2010 11:05 PM

@Eric - you're worried you'll look fatter than him? Even thin(ner), he has some mega moobs. At least a C-cup.

And, thanks for the warning - I nearly crapped my pants. But only nearly. ;)

YOU WANT MY OPINION CLEMENT? YOU'RE A BOIL ON THE ASS OF HUMANITY.

Guitar Woman May 10th, 2010 11:32 PM

His face certainly looks healthier, but now that he's got old man titties on top of old person bladder buldge with matching highwater granny slacks the effect is anything ranging from mildly disturbing to complete and utter nightmare fuel.

Like, I watched Watership Down for the first time ever this morning, and it might only be the second scariest thing I see today. That is how much I dislike this video.

It's also sort of a mindfuck in general, as I never expected him to actually stop being a fatass. This is like if Chris Chan lost weight, or if Batman cried.

King Hadas May 11th, 2010 12:31 AM

I really don't know how I feel about Jonathan Clement. I see his modest attempt at self-improvement and I feel a certain warmth for the guy but then I see him respond to his commentators with a dry "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR AND CLOTHS?" and all that goodwill just bleeds out of me.

kahljorn May 11th, 2010 04:14 AM

his arm hair is gross and that's just from the starting picture so im not going to watch it

my opinion is UNCHANGWED


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