I found these pics of tattoos that are NSFW.

MARGE YOURE BREAKING MY HEARRRT

Seeing as Homer would be the cockgobbler, it's probably the other way round.

I watched the latest episode of bart the general recently and it was really fucking long (like half an hour) and stupid.

I went to a nature preserve area yesterday to do some hiking in a spot I'd never been before. It was nice up on the mountain--I played around on rocks for a while. Then, when I got back to the bottom near the creek, I got a reminder of why I hate public land.



Get the fuck out of my woods.

SOMEONE WROTE PUSSY ON THAT TREE!!! HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT SHIT!!!

Somebody had carved "ICP" into another one. Beech trees are very nice looking but I really hate them because if you see one along a trail, it's going to have stuff carved into it.

They should have used a nicer font.

That must be an old pussy as you can see the scar running through it.

If it said "eat pussy" it would have been like I wrote it! :eek

Yeah.. uh... Sam, I've been meaning to tell you.... You don't actually try to eat pussy. Your ex asked me to tell you that.

YOU BROKE MY GRILL? >:

Aaarg: I know, in Logan it seemed like every trail picture I tried to take was marred by the carvings or paintings of some idiot.

Logan, Logan, Logan... is that nearer to Hocking or, like, Columbus?

Hocking Hills.

Ah, ok. I could never keep that stuff straight. Athens and all that, too. I always thought that the area with Hocking was Nelson County on account of Nelsonville and my familiarity with Nelson County, VA.

Nelsonville is an arguable candidate for "Ohio's unwiped anus".

I'm not a fan.

YOU BROKE MY GRILL? >:

Yet another reason to hate April Fool's- idiot newscasters who think it's fun to open with fake stories.

Like the weather guy who yattered on and on about how it's going to be sunny and in the seventies tomorrow, then could barely control himself going OH HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL.

Idiot.

Luckily I forgot it was April Fools upon hearing that my sister may have skin cancer and my uncle has hepatitis C.

From the way Ashley described Nelsonville, it wasn't somewhere I wanted to visit. Her neighbor's porch was supported by an old van he had parked underneath it, and his five+ kids would steal shit from her.

I hate when I run out of happy.

I KNEW IT

Just got back from driving 7 hours and I don't ever want to drive a vehicle ever again.

Oh maaaaaan, 7 hours isn't so bad!

(Telling myself this because I have an 8-hour trip in a few days, which results in a second 8-hour trip home--only to make the same trip two weeks later)