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Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2011 02:46 PM

Oh cheeseburgers equal bans. That's cool.

Dixie Jul 26th, 2011 03:11 PM

yo, happy birthday hadassssssssss

Aaarg Jul 26th, 2011 04:27 PM

small towns are pretty awesome all right.

i got a haircut and the shop only takes cash/checks, he just said "you can come back and pay later." wow really? that trusting? sweet.

i had to call to schedule a heating oil delivery (what the fuck is this, 1967?) and i guess we don't have an account with this company so the lady was asking where the house is, eventually asking "are you renting from the halls?" "yeah." "all right, i know where it is." what the fuck, sweet. i hate having to explain "we're the small green house on the left just after the day care (that nobody ever notices)."

Chojin Jul 26th, 2011 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 733896)
Oh cheeseburgers equal bans. That's cool.

SARCASM IS WORTH AN INFRACTION


Pentegarn Jul 26th, 2011 06:45 PM

That a new emoticon then?

Tadao Jul 26th, 2011 06:55 PM


Womti Jul 26th, 2011 07:36 PM

:(

Evil Robot II Jul 26th, 2011 09:22 PM


Aaarg Jul 26th, 2011 09:30 PM

actually when i get out of the shower the first thing i put on is a tie as well

Grislygus Jul 27th, 2011 05:14 AM

FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

Pentegarn Jul 27th, 2011 06:26 AM

You forgot scantily clad women doing vaguely lesbian things together

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2011 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 733991)
FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

You seem a little tense.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2011 11:14 AM

He couldn't get off. :(

Colonel Flagg Jul 27th, 2011 01:39 PM

I had to look GODADDY.COM up on Wikipedia, and I still don't know what it is - shows how plugged into the interwebs I am. :(

There's even a GODADDY.COM Bowl game. WTH?

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2011 01:50 PM

They have commercials with sexy ladies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 27th, 2011 02:19 PM

Yeah like danica patrick :rolleyes

Tadao Jul 27th, 2011 02:35 PM

and Joan Rivers :wank

k0k0 Jul 27th, 2011 02:49 PM

and Amy Winehouse :shocked

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2011 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 734039)
They have commercials with sexy ladies.

Oh that GoDaddy. :rolleyes

Grislygus Jul 27th, 2011 07:16 PM

I WITHDRAW MY RAGE AT GODADDY.COM, THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY SATISFACTORY AND "MELISSA" WAS PATIENT, HELPFUL, AND FIXED MY PROBLEMS

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2011 07:21 PM

va bene

Aaarg Jul 27th, 2011 07:36 PM

her name was probably alyssa and she's going to be pissed because you got her name wrong i think she's actually reading this right now (hi alyssa)

replicant Jul 27th, 2011 09:32 PM

Ugh! Minecraft has taken over my life. *sigh*

creeposaurus Jul 27th, 2011 10:07 PM

Danica Patrick
Model, Spokeperson, Race Car Driver, Actress (?), Bitch


Aaarg Jul 27th, 2011 10:18 PM

jesus christ i was just thinking "wow winnie cooper looks different as shit now" but that's a different danica apparently

danica is a name that more than one person has? more than one person in the public eye, at that?

what is this crazy mixed up world


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