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captain516 Apr 13th, 2012 05:50 AM

Hi Pub

Pub Lover Apr 13th, 2012 08:47 AM

:)

Hullo.

kahljorn Apr 13th, 2012 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 757448)
Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

Colonel Flagg Apr 13th, 2012 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757447)
I GAVE HER A SAMARIUM ENEMA.

fixed. :nerd

Babs Apr 13th, 2012 02:45 PM

Awww so he was trying flush cancer out of her ass with a rare earth metal. Sam, you are to kind.

Esuohlim Apr 13th, 2012 02:57 PM

This is why i am not even mad and all is forgiven

Aaarg Apr 13th, 2012 03:04 PM

barfk

Pentegarn Apr 13th, 2012 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757465)
did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

:lol

Babs Apr 13th, 2012 04:40 PM

Sounds to cool for me.:melt

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2012 05:37 PM

Tornado eight blocks from me.

It's a weeknight in Oklahoma.

Tadao Apr 13th, 2012 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 757419)
I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

I have the same problem accept I keep my phone in my front pocket. :eek

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2012 08:42 PM

I would pay a guy to wander a convention like that complaining about his dick. Just to see what happens.

Babs Apr 14th, 2012 03:51 PM

Kitsa, were you by any chance at the marcon convention this past week?

Kitsa Apr 14th, 2012 04:49 PM

Yes, Babs, I was.

Phoenix Gamma Apr 14th, 2012 10:16 PM

I apparently caused a company-wide incident the other day. I had a meeting with my boss about it and basically told her outright that I'm emotionally uneffected because I think being a salesman is a soul-crushing job and I'm only doing it to fund my art until I can sustain myself on that because being a salesman is depressing.

She spent a good hour trying to tell me how much I "accomplished" at the company in the last year, and promised me she'd make me belated birthday brownies tomorrow.


I'm pretty sure she has no idea how to reprimand employees. She knows a hell of a lot about baking though. I was about to quit but now I realize how cushy I have it.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2012 11:07 PM


Babs Apr 14th, 2012 11:54 PM

Milhouse has a point

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2012 04:44 AM

He does.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757532)
Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof


Babs Apr 15th, 2012 04:54 PM



Would you like some ass with that burger?

kahljorn Apr 15th, 2012 07:17 PM

lol what is that :(

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 16th, 2012 12:03 AM

That is horrific and sad all at once.

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 12:08 AM

An abomination

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 12:08 AM

CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 12:09 AM

I wonder how their male bonding goes about.

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 12:11 AM

LIKE THIS: *dicks touch each other*


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