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Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2005 03:46 AM

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE USING AN ESUOHLIM-AUTHORIZED FLIPPY AVATAR >: >:

PAGE BREAK GRRRRRRRRRR

EisigerBiskuit Aug 13th, 2005 04:50 AM

Sorry I am mistaken :posh

fungusamongus Aug 13th, 2005 07:21 AM

hey esuohlim i want a flippy avatar too :(

Supafly345 Aug 13th, 2005 12:08 PM

No! Me first!

Mad Melvin Aug 13th, 2005 12:53 PM

I bet my avatar would look super freaky with that flip effect. How 'bout it Esuohlim

maggiekarp Aug 13th, 2005 01:03 PM

I could make discount flippy avatars.

They'd look the same to the untrained eye, but they fall apart easier and don't come with the coolness of a real Esuohlim flippy avatar :(

He should make mine flip, somehow. If I was cool :(

Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2005 08:04 PM

I'M BUSY NOW SO HERE'S RAIN CHECKS FOR THE FOLLOWINGS:

EdgarBisquick
Superflea
MadMarvin

THE FOLLOWINGS NEED A COOLER AVATAR OR I WON'T DO IT BECAUSE EVEN IF THEY WERE FLIPPY IT WOULD STILL SUCK IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL IT JUST WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD FLIPPY AVATAR :/:

Fungmungous

THE FOLLOWINGS NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS THREAD FOR HAVING PENGUIN AVATASR:

That jerk above this post. >:

GADZOOKS Aug 13th, 2005 08:30 PM

Shutup milhouse, The Minutemen rock.

maggiekarp Aug 13th, 2005 10:26 PM

Esuohlim called me a jerk after I said his flippy avatars were cool

That was uncalled for :(


Looks like I'm gonna have to beat him up, now :(

Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2005 11:28 PM

YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO GIVE ME THE BUSINESS

I H8 PENGIUNS

HickMan Aug 13th, 2005 11:35 PM

HAVE YOU SEEN INVASION USA YET?

HickMan Aug 13th, 2005 11:36 PM

FIRST ONE TO SAY YES WINS A FREE CHUCK NORRIS BOBBLE HEAD

Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2005 11:45 PM

No but I DID play You Don't Know Jack 6 just now and got a Dis or Dat where I had to decide whether the phrases were state mottos or names of Chuck Norris movies. AND I GOT THEM ALL RIGHT >:

HickMan Aug 13th, 2005 11:49 PM

LIKE WHAT!

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2005 12:00 AM

They were in this order (I MEMORIZED THEM ;))

IN GOD WE TRUST
A FORCE OF ONE
GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK
FORCED VENGENCE
CODE OF SILENCE
LIVE FREE OR DIE
HERO AND THE TERROR

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2005 12:09 AM

EISEGERBSIKUT HERE IS YOUR APPROVED AVATAR ;)



YOURS TOO SUPAFREAK ;)



AND HOW CAN I FORGET GOOD OL' MAD MAGAZINE? ;)



MAGGIEKARP YOU ARE NOW REQUIRED BY LAW TO HAVE THIS AVATAR ;)



FUNKYAMUNKY YOURS SERIOUSLY WON'T MAKE A GOOD ENOUGH FLIPPY AVATAR I'M SORRY REALLY I THINK YOU'RE OK AND EVERYTHING ;)

Immortal Goat Aug 14th, 2005 12:55 AM

Is Angela Lansbury worthy of the renowned Flippy?

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2005 01:11 AM

I'LL HAVE TO GET PERMISSION FROM HICKMAN REGARDING YOURS, IMMORTAL GOAT :(

HickMan Aug 14th, 2005 01:25 AM

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT WHILE I'M AT SIX FLAGS TOMORROW. I WILL GIVE YOU MY ANSWER AFTER.

fungusamongus Aug 14th, 2005 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
FUNKYAMUNKY YOURS SERIOUSLY WON'T MAKE A GOOD ENOUGH FLIPPY AVATAR I'M SORRY REALLY I THINK YOU'RE OK AND EVERYTHING ;)

:(

GADZOOKS Aug 14th, 2005 11:11 AM

THE MOCKING OF THE MINUTEMEN MAKES ME MOROSE.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

Mr. Vagiclean Aug 14th, 2005 04:03 PM

thanks esu for flippin my ride!

maggiekarp Aug 14th, 2005 06:34 PM

Damn Esu making me long for my old life of crime >:

This avatar is fabulous, though.

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2005 08:57 PM

GLAD WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER

AND RIDDLES GODDAMNIT, STELLA IS AWESOME TOO BUT IF THE AVATAR WAS BLACK AND WHITE AND THE THREE OF THEM WERE BARELY VISIBLE THEN IT WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD FLIPPY AVATAR >:

HickMan Aug 14th, 2005 09:53 PM

YOU CAN GIVE IG AN AVATAR NOW

HickMan Aug 14th, 2005 10:14 PM

PAGE BREAK YOUR NECK

Marc Summers Aug 15th, 2005 03:33 AM

Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g' rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hilet man fur Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstafell hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn' s si war
Dabei war' n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
99 Dusenjager
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten zich fur Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuhlten sucg gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Kring und wollten Macht
mann, wer hatte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keine Platz fur Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt' s nicht mehr
Und auch keine Dusenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

fungusamongus Aug 15th, 2005 06:38 AM

can i have now flippy avatar now :(

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2005 02:13 PM

ALL RIGHT TIME FOR MAKING FLIPPY FLOPPY (THAT'S A TALKING HEADS SONG, NINNIES >:)

FUNGUS MCMUNGUS, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AWESOME WITH THIS SPIFFY NUMBER :picklehat



AND SINCE IT HAS BEEN "GREEN-LIGHTED" SO TO SPEAK (LOL) HERE IS YOURS, IMMOBILE SPROUT



AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE >:

Immortal Goat Aug 15th, 2005 07:25 PM

THANKS BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY HICKMAN POSTING ON IMMORTAL GOAT'S NEW i-BOOK BECAUSE HE THINKS HES THE SHIT


what a fag

HickMan Aug 15th, 2005 09:31 PM

shutup fag

Marc Summers Aug 15th, 2005 11:27 PM

Esuohlim hates me
IM HURT :tear

Sorry for "99 Luftballoons" everyone I was ummmm high ya that's it

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2005 11:37 PM

I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR AVATAR TRY REUPLAODIGNG IT THEN I WILL SEE IF IT PASSES INSPECTION >:

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2005 11:38 PM

I picked the category "99 Luft Dubloons" on You Don't Know Jack 6 today and I got it wrong and it cost me $26,606 and I lost the GAME because of it >:

Marc Summers Aug 16th, 2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Oh great now I've got losers asking me. :rolleyes

Marc Summers I think I've mentioned before that I have never been able to see your avatar so even if I wanted to WHICH I DON'T i wouldn't be able to anyway :rolleyes

You sir DO NOT LIKE ME but here I'll repost it anyway:


And don't blame me for anything that you do wrong because I'm an emotionally unstable person who remembers everything for a later date and fixes crooked picture frames

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2005 12:53 AM

This is the first time I've seen it. Ever since you started posting here this is all I've been able to see:


Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2005 12:56 AM

And I'm doing this not for you, but for me because I'm tired of seeing a goddamn red x under your name all the time >:


Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2005 12:58 AM

MARC SUMMERS >:

Marc Summers Aug 16th, 2005 01:19 AM

Thank you?

Mr. Vagiclean Aug 16th, 2005 02:30 AM

YES

MetalMilitia Aug 16th, 2005 03:01 AM

haha, flippy avatars just got a whole lot lamer now marc summers has one.

Big McLargehuge Aug 16th, 2005 04:34 AM

THANKS FOR THE ROCKIN AVATAR.

But i'm not going to use it cause metal millitia went and told me how lame they are :(.

King Hadas Aug 16th, 2005 05:04 AM

his just jealous he'll never get one

MetalMilitia Aug 16th, 2005 06:11 AM

:tear


..But seriously, MARC SUMMERS has one. Wow could they possibly be cool anymore :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Aug 16th, 2005 07:31 AM

Sure Marc Summers is extremely sub-par. But you are easily by far the worst poster ever to grace this board. Please spend less time posting and spend more time managing to be a victim in those london bombings.

You put the UK is SUCK.


see you later guys! :lol

Marc Summers Aug 16th, 2005 09:06 AM

Please explain my sub-par status or read the "bring it on BITCHES" topic and explain there I really must get out of this rut before it's too late

I sorry I ruined your fad by becoming involved in it...I didn't know that I had that Barbara Streisand touch. I hope that one day it will come back like the 80s

Oh by the way...nevermind >:

Matt Harty Aug 16th, 2005 02:47 PM

hey guys

kellychaos Aug 16th, 2005 03:47 PM

Hey Matt!!! :)


You suck!

Matt Harty Aug 16th, 2005 05:47 PM

you suck harder

HickMan Aug 16th, 2005 10:54 PM

Big trouble here

HickMan Aug 17th, 2005 01:17 AM


Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2005 01:29 AM

HEY MATT I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR ONE BUT THIS IS A GIFT FOR BEING THE BEST YOU THAT YOU CAN BE ;)


Matt Harty Aug 17th, 2005 11:31 AM

bro much appreciated. i gotchoo you ever need some grey goose

Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2005 05:29 PM

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

Big McLargehuge Aug 17th, 2005 05:42 PM

This page is rockin so hard.

Dole Aug 17th, 2005 05:59 PM

Quote:

OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums?
They are two very different and both completely excellent albums. ENJOY.


theeee nocturnal gre-gary-ooss wiiiiiiild swiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

GADZOOKS Aug 17th, 2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO THEM ALREADY, SHEEESH >:

Oh hi matt!

Hey guys, ever wonder what happened to bigtimecow? Of course you do. He's now posting the the F*ck you B*tch message board, prepare to :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow
i know i was a jerk and an idiotface on the i-mock forums but i've learned my lesson. i mean it. i mean, come on guys, everyone makes mistakes, right? right, buddies? haha! right?

so hello, please don't ban me. i-mock doesn't accept me anymore and i am a changed man.

Wah wah wah, i got large button in my ears :tear


Hey guys, ever wonder what happened to Fartin Mowler? We he's got his own radio show and we are airing the first episode of Fartin Mowler's ScriptWars tonight at 11 PM Pacific Times.

LINKS FOR AMERICA

Hey guys, ever wonder what happened to Mr. Adventure?

Me too :(

Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO THEM ALREADY, SHEEESH >:

I like to hear opinions :(

GADZOOKS Aug 17th, 2005 07:00 PM

Well I can tell you they are fantastic OR you can figure that out yourself :recordstorefaggot

sadie Aug 18th, 2005 12:33 AM

i miss mradventure. :(

Rongi Aug 18th, 2005 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK I just bought Freak Out! and Studio Tan, how are these albums? :(

Freak Out! is brilliant. Never heard Studio Tan though.

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2005 03:06 AM

Yeah I just listened to Freak Out! and the last three tracks are like the best things I've ever heard in my life. :(

Pub Lover Aug 18th, 2005 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
i miss mradventure.

Me too. :(

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2005 02:45 PM

I sometimes look through old threads to find MrAdventure posts because they are always hilarious. :(

Rongi Aug 18th, 2005 04:29 PM

Help, I'm A Rock is one of my favorite Zappa songs of all time

also, the next cd you should get is Absolutely Free.

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2005 07:08 PM

I pretty much get whatever's available whenever I go to the store. The guy put out like 80 albums and each store I've been to only has like 3 >: . Studio Tan is excellent though.

I feel bad for putting off trying out Zappa for so long, will you ever forgive me Rongi? :tear

Rongi Aug 18th, 2005 08:28 PM

better late than never ;)

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2005 11:32 PM

Carrot Top's strong now, guys :(


Mr. Vagiclean Aug 19th, 2005 01:01 AM

LOL if i didn't have such a dazzler of an avatar now that'd be up there >:

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2005 01:06 AM

There's a good ten inches between his pants and his belly button :(

HickMan Aug 19th, 2005 09:28 AM

you can sorta see his pubes :o

Pub Lover Aug 19th, 2005 09:35 AM

Carrottop is obviously better at working out than he is at comedy.

Pub Lover Aug 19th, 2005 09:36 AM

BTW who the hell is he?

HickMan Aug 19th, 2005 09:51 AM

He's the reason I use 1-800-CALL-ATT

HickMan Aug 19th, 2005 09:57 AM

Sorry John Stamos. 10-10-987 just doesn't cut it for me.

HickMan Aug 19th, 2005 09:59 AM


Pub Lover Aug 19th, 2005 10:08 AM

You're really doing well with these page breaks, Clay. :)

GADZOOKS Aug 19th, 2005 05:48 PM

Hey guys you know what i did on my day off.

I found out about The Truth About Cats and Dogs.



LETS JUST SAY THE TRUTH HURTS :LOL

also i saw the 40 Year old Virgin, IT WAS VERY FUNNY. :lol

LINK OF INTERESTS

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2005 06:24 PM

IS 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN ABOUT PUB LOVER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT IF IT IS >:

From now I'm not going to try to be funny anymore because that's what I come up with >:

Sam Aug 19th, 2005 08:19 PM

HEY GUYS I'M BACK AND AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE MY STYLIN AVATAR THAT WAS MADE LIKE 10 PAGES AGO. :tear

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2005 09:51 PM

Hey Sam how was your Friday? :D

HickMan Aug 19th, 2005 11:56 PM

I just bought a 200 dollar digital camera!

HickMan Aug 19th, 2005 11:57 PM

Pictures of my burley chest coming in the near future!

Pub Lover Aug 20th, 2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IS 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN ABOUT PUB LOVER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT IF IT IS >:

From now I'm not going to try to be funny anymore because that's what I come up with >:

Yeah the truth is more painful than funny. :(

Pub Lover Aug 20th, 2005 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
Pictures of my burley chest coming in the near future!

Dude, those are some seriously cool scars, did you get them at your Briss? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 20th, 2005 08:10 AM

I remember the days when people used to post on the other forums. Did everyone in General Blabber die?

HickMan Aug 20th, 2005 09:55 AM

NO I GOT THOSE SCARS FROM HOT TEA WHEN I WAS A BABY :childabuse

Pub Lover Aug 20th, 2005 10:32 AM

Cutting a child's wang off is abuse. :rolleyes

Matt Harty Aug 20th, 2005 01:27 PM

hey guys

Sam Aug 20th, 2005 01:28 PM

Pub's avatar looks like that chick from Total Recall. THE ONE WITH THREE BOOBS. :(

I don't know if anyone else noticed.

Matt Harty Aug 20th, 2005 01:29 PM

its the jessica alba pic he stole from me a year ago

Sam Aug 20th, 2005 01:37 PM

OMG REALLY I HAD NO IDEA BECAUSE I'M NEW TO THESE BOARDS :rolleyes

I'm just saying the flippage makes it look like she has three boobies.

Esuohlim Aug 20th, 2005 03:08 PM

Yes this was mentioned right away when I made it Sam get with it would ya

Esuohlim Aug 20th, 2005 03:16 PM



Take that Mr. Top >:

Sam Aug 20th, 2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yes this was mentioned right away when I made it Sam get with it would ya

SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN LIKE A WEEK OR MORE I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER :(

HickMan Aug 20th, 2005 09:43 PM

Holy Moses I hope I get to do the next pagebreak I have an idea for it :o

executioneer Aug 20th, 2005 09:58 PM



hey guys its been so long since i was on here i almost for got how to do image tags :eek

GADZOOKS Aug 21st, 2005 12:59 AM

Hey whatsup ol pal, drop on by aim sometime i got alot of WFYB epsiodes you gotta listen to :lol

fungusamongus Aug 21st, 2005 03:10 AM

oh crap it's monday already :(

fungusamongus Aug 21st, 2005 03:13 AM

that strip made me aww :(


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