I just cleaned up a bunch of cat shit, I don't want anymore jobs.
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Fuck you kid, you'll watch Michael Fassbinder and Seth Roagun on the bigscreen and you'll like it!
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i have anxiety :(
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I got married two months ago :(
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YOU THOUGHT MILHAUSE WAS SINGLE?
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He stole Sarah Horseface Parker from Bueller.
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I think I saw Sam's d*ck on here once or something. Anyone else remember that?
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Man, no Secret Santa? I'm outta here! lol
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They don't hang around for 11 months out of the year but "crawl out of the woodwork" for the chance to get candy and trinkets and to post WACKY STORIEZ LOL
Maybe it's because I'm a bitter asshole, but that sh*t s*unds f*cked up to me, yo |
You guise, play Undertale :o That was fun.
No hiding Santa or whatever makes me sad :( |
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I spent way too much money on Earthbound today.
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:lol RoG, I think watching you watch He Man, well it's probably the most relaxed I've ever seen you. I think it looks good on you.
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Other than that, How's life everyone?
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I've had some good poops recently.
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Fuck guys, nobody's up late on here anymore :(
OR ON EVER :(:(:( |
I have a really fucking bad case of procrastination.
It's so bad that the only way I can motivate myself to finish something is if I have drink (or several) first. Which brings me to what I've been drinking lately: Kraken + diet coke= decent enough. If Grislygus was here he'd be ripping me a new asshole right now, I remember him being something of a liquor snob. Homemade pine nut vodka + cranberry juice + one of those powdered drink mix packets= Life in Mother Russia has taught my grandparents some hard lessons, but this is one of those things that you're obligated to pass on to your descendants. Hell, if I had the resources and time, I'd be bottling Captain516's secret family recipe kedrovaya. Of course I'm too much of a Hoegaarden White Ale= the beer with a funny name and a great taste. UPDATE: Pernod tastes like ass and poo (and licorice, same difference amirite), if you can drink this without gagging you are a better man than I. |
Happy new year, you fucking fucks. :dunce
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Woah, I guess I do have some of the emoticons here memorized. :eek
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Another year older. :|
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Fuck guys. Happy New Year
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I don't crawl out of the woodwork! I come in and out of depressive hazes.
I refuse to believe it's a new year until I hear it from my commanding officer. Also don't looke Hess in the eye, he has a screw loose. |
I got a new job this week. I make circuit boards now.
NOBODY IS GONNA SEE THIS :( |
I saw it. Congrats :picklehat
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When you say you make circuit boards, do you mean you work the soldering tables with the wage slaves or that you design them? or what? Hope you get paid well, when I was in electronics all I got offered in the 90s was the soldering table.
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lol No, I just make them, I don't design anything hahaha
Hahahahaha, I'm a slave :( |
I'm married now. She's really fucking awesome and very beautiful so I did indeed get very lucky. I'm still in the pharmacy and I'm constantly soldering and doing little things to fight depression from this place being a graveyard now adays.
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I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.
This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28. :( |
Our little milhouse is all growed up ;o
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I was never a big part of the community on here but I still like to re-read the threads every once in a while because the internet is all about frog pictures and negro twitters and basically sucks now. I find myself perpetually annoyed at kids and their newfangled music. Is this what being old feels like?
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I wish there was a way to get a reunion type deal on here. It's cool that some people see one another on reddit and shit from here. I think I saw Seven Force on a gamefaqs thread from like 5 years ago, but it could have been another guy. MAYBE AN I-MOCKERY SUBREDDIT. I'd do it but I don't know how2reddit |
IT SEEMS LIKE THE GODDAMNS HAVE DRIED THE FUCK UP HERE
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This whole place has dried up. Like a turd in the sun. For a long time it sat in the rain kept moist and smelly. But the storms broken and now it looks like a bit of chalk beneath the sun.
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This place is sooooo in this year. 2016 is totally happening. I-mock meetup? I'm already there!
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I found an old video of Willie eating his beard.
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I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site. :lol
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Remember when we all had Mindsay blogs? :eek
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George just got married, thought you jerks should know.
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My friend's kid said "dada" the other day.
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That is surprising, who knew you would have a friend?
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Well, he doesn't know we're friends.
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Aaaaand, I got laid off today.
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Welp, back to cutting grass I go.
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You got Trumped lol
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Can't stump the Trump.
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Drumpf.
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Hey guys.
Cutting grass sucks. |
And we witness the 3rd rebirth of ZBF!
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GOOD MORNING, J*RKS >:
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It's sadder seeing you post.
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RoG, ssince there is no forum for Screen Junkies, you should make a section here. bwahahahahahahaha
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RIP Misdemonar
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So I was at the Jazz Bar sipping on a locally brewed Wheat IPA, and a woman sat down at my table with her friend.
The place was filling up and there were not many places left to sit. I indicated to her that no one was using those chairs, so it was fine. I imagine I used those noise things from my mouth that we call words to do this. I can't be sure. She was too pretty. There is no medication or therapy in the world that will get me used to the idea that I am allowed in the same room as a woman that is too pretty. I noticed that she was acting awkwardly. Fuck. Years of self-doubt returned and I spent the next half hour staring into my drink or getting odd returned looks from the band and bar staff. Finally the too pretty woman and her friend left the bar. I sighed into my beer and my brother leaned in and whispered to me an apology: "Hey. Sorry that was so awkward. She asked me out earlier this year but I freaked out because she is too pretty. Then I immediately started dating my ex the next day. I guess she isn't over it?" And that is why I murdered my brother, your honour. Thinking of you all here at I Mockery Dot Com. - Pubbles. |
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guys i'm having a child in january :(
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