no just driving home drunk while texting lol

hell no son

EDIT: unless you change your avatar to Discord :eek

lol, nice. I'm always afraid whenever I read my texts/facebooks/imockeries the next morning.

i dunno that's kind of hard on the eyes :( some of th jokes are good though

Dear Willie,

I'm looking for some MC LARS song that I feel like the chorus is something like " ITS TIME TO GO TO WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK WORK AT PIZZZZZZZAAAAAAA HUT."

He played it when we saw him in San Diego and he played it last week but I can't find anything close to it.

uh i think that's actually an mc chris song called "pizza butt"



lars might've been covering/parodying it i guess

Yeah, that's totally the song. :(

I went to two different radio shack stores trying to buy a wireless mouse. They told me that nobody sells hardware any more and BOTH stores asked if I would like to buy a cellphone instead. My question is why are they so stupid?

20 years ago I had a science teahcer that said personal computing is just a trend and that people wont use computers in the future, was he right? because they stopped selling computer hardware in radio shack Am i supposed t o buy cellphones like there groceries and take every pill I see on TV ads and text people about my microblog on my IPAD and subscribe to netflix?

napster?

NAPSTER IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS :(

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radio shack doesnt sell computer hardawre anymore because they decided to go back to their core business of selling hearing aid batteries

Willie this is totally a picture of you right? :eek



Because I saw it posted on something awful and I don't remember ever seeing it before.

oh god i wish it was

I don't own a space ghost suit though :(

but I know what you're getting for christmas now.

The fact that picture exists and you had nothing to do with it is a CRIEM. I still can't believe it, it has all the elements

i gotta find that dude and we gotta fight it is the doppelganger rule

HIGHLANDEEEEEEEEEEEER

:lol

what

that!

oh!

Dear Willie,
What does Krauts Suck mean?

it was for an anagram thread, i anagrammed peoples usernames or other things and put together pictures based on the anagrams

the anagram that was from was "rad german hata(hater)", so i googled for a picture of a rad dude and wrote that on his shirt to indicate his hate for germans

(rad german hata is an anagram for ANAGRAM THREAD)

Nuns are stupid jerks.

u just skinned rapers

Willie, is it true Chojin scared you off the internets with a haiku?

Willie, are you serious about the ponies?

Willie, will you reiterate the hiaku.

i heard it wasnt even 5-7-5

:rolleyes Over reacting. When will Willie ever learn. Haikus and ponies.

Could lenses be applied to the microsoft kinect so that it does its thing on a microscopic range?

Willie loves the ponies on a level we will never understand :( I'm content to let him be, he's worth it.

I wish people felt that way about me. Low bar.

Why is it whenever somebody gets a cartoon fetish they leave I mockery?

Willie,

Are you legend? :O

Hey Willie,

Did you know that Led Zeppelin's son "Ramble On" mentions Mordor and Gollum?

:eek

Willie do you think that when Pratchett's alzheimers gets too debilitating that the Discworld books will be even MORE fun to read? ;(

:( :(

I like that you are still keeping up with your responsibilities, Willie.

Pub Lover is the hardest working cat on the internet :posh

no!
as serious as I ever am about anything :eek

no because I dont remember it but it was v. rude and in a place where my non-jerk friends and relations and mom and stuff could see it! sheesh what a dink


yes but there arent any kinect games coming out that are for d*cks as far as i know :notdirectedatyou

who said anything about a cartoon fetish :eek

no but if you squint at me real hard i might look like a cross between vincent price, charlieton heston and wills mith all smashed together :xmas3

Is milhouse glad willie's back? :> :>

probablyyyyy :3

Willie, will you spend more time with me? The kind of time that makes someone like me feel special?

okay but i get to be the big spoon

Dear Willie,

Eilliw raed?

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I did too. I have a raging hardon for that show alone. Once they threw Dave from the English Beat in it I hemorrhaged.

the episode where they basically did an aliens parody mixed with a terminator parody was my favorite :(

The ORC biker gang was really good too.

Dear William Esquire the Greatest,

Can I expect my secret santa to pay my mortgage and be an asshole if all I get is an original 15-25 dollar gift?

man if someone overgifts on a secret santa then GETS MAD because someone else didn't overgift? their own damn fault really :/

dEAR wILLIE,

Can I buy Tadaos property for $15-$20 of grift cards?