What banks do you have close to you? ATM fees for each? how many branches? Do they charge you for checks? Minimum balance without a fee? Savings account without a fee?

edit: double

What percentage of people will like my hack willie? and will the percentage increase if I kill myself?

Did you join to promote your hack?

Initially yes, I never heard of this place before I got into rom hacking. But, this place has grown on me. Funny though because if i didn't post anything about my hack I probably wouldn't have gotten as bad a negative persona here. So double edge sword as is life.

Willie, why haven't you banned this moron?

Willie will you take away Microshocks edit button so when I make fun of him about something he can't edit his post? >:

GUYS I DONT WANT TO MOD STUFF I JUST WANNA DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY

how do i become senator of new york?

same way you become senator of any other state, you gotta suck a lot of c*cks

WAAPIIIISHHSHHSHSHHHH BOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF BISSHHHHHHHHH ?

Im sorry what I meant to say is whats the capital of Thailand?

No what I really want to ask is how do Chinese people name their childrens?

they name em all backwards

Willie, is it better to have loved and lost than never having loved at all?

nah

Willie, why do my intestines hate me at the moment? Is it stress, my contraception, or what? It makes me sad.
Also, hair is blue now, as advised.

i dunno probably both! and maybe diet as well

Willie, Is that your new car in the other thread? And if so, are you doing any serious cruisin USA?

Willie how is it that this is the only place left on the internet that isn't full of people constantly complaining about their girlfriends or talking about how much they hate black people?

yeah :eek

i havent done any serious cruisin yet because i havent had much opportunity, but i probably will sometime soon! i gotta get a stereo system for it the one its got doesnt work

because hating black people will cause total bitches to be attracted to you, i guess?

Deer Willie,

Why is there not a punisher emote?

(:=

there's plenty of emotiocons already i think :(

Willie, why can't I choose canada english, I don't like British english

man they already spell it colour why you gotta complain

Willie I just seasoned a brisket and threw it on the smoker. My hands smell delicious. Do you think I can get babes this way?

dearest willie,

can a reality truly be subjective? if a reality is something as it actually exists, is it not a constant? does the interpretation of the reality allow it to become fact for one and opinion for another? is the reality what varies or the perception of the reality? can something be true for one and be something totally different for another?

love,
elx

Willie,

Should I take the tram to gwar and drink a lot or drive to gwar and have less fun?

Do you really need willie to answer that? Seriously it's fucking GWAR. GO! If your going to a place that has a bar you might even be able to share a drink with Dave if you can get past his "entourage" of vomit stained T shirts. BTW If he tells you his name is Abdul from pakistan and that you are mistaken you are not mistaken, that is his pen name.

Now I have a question, I understand nuclear physics and can build a hydrogen bomb if given the proper materials but I don't understand "Deal or No Deal". Am I alone?

totally

reality is only subjective from outside itself, the only way to percieve subjective reality is to remove yourself from reality thru the use of hallucinogenic drugs

you could drive and get a motel near the venue you can walk to, maybe? that might be too much money though :( otherwise yeah tram

man just imagine they've replaced the highest prize amount with a suitcase h-bomb that'll probably help

If I am collecting twelve faggots in a nigardly fashion will I have enough time to make the bon fire before it gets dark?

i dunno i'd think you'd need something bigger to make a proper bonfire

dearest willie,

is the reason they play hockey in a rink as they do so that they'll always have ice readily available to them? :3

love,
elx

Hey Willie you like the Hitchhiker's Guide books, right? Some dude named Eion Colfer took over for Douglas Adams and I just found out today that the first new book has been out for a few weeks, but I don't know if I should waste my time! What do you think?

i guess so? unless you count field hockey

i think it sounds like horse puckey, but haven't read any of it so that's mostly baseless

Dear Willie,

Would you suggest that they start the secret santa now if they do decide to do it, or would you be more like me and think that 2 months is not enough time for these slackers.

we should get started on secret santa for 2011 :lol

Did those two cops who shot the monkey ever getting around to finding someone else to write the next stimulus bill?

yeah they got a horse, hope everyone enjoys sugar cube subsidies

:love

willie, I'm trying to think of this cartoon from the early to mid nineties, it was all about greek mythology and aired on saturday mornings for sure. Do you know what it is?

i know you said 90s but just to be sure, it's not this, right

ya it is actually. I thought it was newer than 81. I'd been looking through lists of cartoons from the 90's all day. THANK YOU!

Dear Willie,
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69703420

:(

someone already answered that one, i thought

I thought that you could give the best answer 'cause you're Willie. I guess I was wrong.:tear

Even Willies fail sometimes.

I MEAN SOMEONE ALREADY GAVE A SIMILAIR ANSWER TO MINE. ALSO I AM TYPING INC APS TONIGHT IF ANYONES GOT A OBJECTION HERE'S THE LEFT SIDE OF MY D*CK YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND TASTE IT

Willie, I wouldn't let a damn MOLECULE of your dick touch me!

Deer Willie,

What would you look like with antlers?

i'd look like one of the knights who say knee from the monty python :x

Dear Willie,

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Dear Willie,

Why is it that during the coldest of nights women do the mummy roll? Sometimes even the mummy roll, discard, mummy roll redux.

coriolis effect, dude. ladies always rotate clockwise in the northern hemisphere

:lol

maybe you should get a bed that can fit three people so she can sleep in the middle then after the mummyrolls your blankets you just switch sides of the bed and she'll mummy rull the blankets right onto you.

I'm sure, with a little mechanical ingenuity, we can even create a more efficient system than this which will make it so you dont have to wake up in the middle of the night.

Have you ever smashed an old TV screen?

i have smashed an old tv screen with explosions

the antenna from that tv are on the top of my head in this picture

Dear Willie,

Where have I seen that picture before?

Love- The Leader

several places on the internet? it's on my webpage for one

That must be it as I visit your website everyday.

Mister Mobbs, why didn't I believe the Internet's warning that all ladies are crazy? They are so crazy. :sleep

Was that on July 3rd?

i don't think there's anyone who isn't crazy by someone elses standards, man woman or child

the blowing up of tv? no i think it was just a saturday afternoon

Is this a question?

could be

how often do you cut your fingernails?

i don't usually :( i bite em when i get nervous

toenails too? Clippers gross me out.

haha i'm not agile enough to bite my toenails :( i don't really keep track of how often! whenever they start buggin me

Can plants grow under diffused laser light? Like a blue and a red laser instead of a florescent grow light?

pretty sure they can!

http://www.actahort.org/members/show...knrarnr=580_22

Yeah I read that, but it's the only article ever written on the subject that I can find. I want to verify his findings, though, with "better" plants.

hahaha you could hide a grow operation in one of those laser domes, i bet they grow real well if you play laser floyd at them 24/7

willie, who is james? :(

well there used to be a guy who posted here named jamesman who shortened his name to james and then had a spazz out and erased a lot of his posts and moved to somethingawful's forums, but i'm not sure if that's who you're talking about!

Are you really going to lose weight?

i may have already lost some!

Are you looking forward to christmas willie?

i never get what i want but yes still kind of!

Willie, what should I do about the fact that I've had staff at my university make offical complaints about my attitude?
Also, the guy I think I'm in love with is still being massively dicked about by his psycho ex-girlfriend. Help on either problem?

Dear Shrubfest, don't worry, my psycho ex-girlfriend won't be a problem much longer. ;)

try to trick the psycho ex-girlfriend into harassing the uni staff instead? that or maybe throw a brick at her, this should improve your attitude so nobody complains about it anymore

:2birds1brick

Dear Willie,

I think a samoyed would be perfect for you. They're always happy and very active! What do you think?

In an earlier question I asked if you were going to lose weight while I was drunk, and it was a question of remorse; drunk again I ask if you will still be the same old willie without fat. Fat willie is the only willie I've known.

i hope the fuck not :( I HOPE I WILL BE BETTER

they need a lot of attention though :( plus atm i'm living in a place that doesn't allow dogs over 20lbs

ALSO LONG HAIR DOGS TAKE A LOT OF WORK BRUSHING + VACUUMING UP AND I AM LAZY

Willie, is the gift I sent for Secret Santa going to arrive before December 22 or am I going to get banned?

i don't think you'll even get in trouble unless it doesn't arrive until after christmas proper. plus you can keep/photograph the returned package as proof of good faith or somesuch, i suppose

SHORT ANSWER: PROBABLY NOT