E-mail to Fraternity
 

Jeff,
I know that puking on myself and then making an angry ranting argument about why we should have kegs at the fraternity may seem slightly strange. However, I want to assure you that my state of inebriation will continue for the rest of the chapters this quarter, and further "super senior wisdom" will be bestowed upon the many brothers of Upsilon Pi. In the future, I will try to reduce the vomiting and unnecessary anger in my speeches.

I hope there are no hard feelings.

Signed, Zomboid

lol puking for drinking is pathetic i havent seen any of my friends do it even after beer vodka tequila and red bulls

Everything is weaker in Mexico. Except the Women.

actually is weaker in the us cause of all your weird health laws

I'll keep my drinkable water, thanks.

i see your on the xbox. i challenge you to a uno drinking contest....

ok then set the time