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Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:00 PM

48000! :eek

The more pictures you have, the less likely you are to be lying.

Of course, you could luck out & stumble on a really vain 17 year old girl, & have loads to work with, but then you have to contend with the stalkers that inhabit this site, and they will find you out if you picked a camwhore that is too easy to find.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:00 PM

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:00 PM

Oh jesus, page brak

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:06 PM


Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584437)
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

I disagree.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 584332)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583370)
Ok Jake! I know you are stuck on this part. So I'll give you a few choices.

1: Peek over her shoulder to see what she is reading.
2: Bump into her and excuse yourself to get the conversation rolling.
3: Browse the manga for hours and hours and then go home.

No matter the option I think you get experience points.

Three gets the wrong kind of XP. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584365)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm highly insane? Yeah, really rare in these parts.

You are not even slightly insane. :(

OK, maybe slightly, but not highly. :x

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:08 PM

:hourglass

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:15 PM

Look, if you jerk it till it is raw, you have to wait a couple of days before you can jerk it again, and having your tackle raw isn't fun.

Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 584434)
I hope Tadao is very jealous of the fact that I am discussing mastrubation with CIG

Jerk

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584443)
Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek

What's all the hub-bub Pub?
Some people could really use help like that.
This is why I recommend it.

That and imagining the faces of people I recommend this to is why I recommend masturbating so furiously.


(working on my Palin answers)

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:21 PM

In that case, remember to keep uniform pressure or switch hands. :(

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 11:26 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:27 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584463)
Where did you find that picture?

Where you left it. :rolleyes

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 11:40 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:42 PM

You don't have stopcocks in America?

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 11:43 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 11:43 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584469)
You don't have stopcocks in America?

We don't have Spotted Dick, either.

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 11:45 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:45 PM

You guys are so gay. :rolleyes

Neen Oct 3rd, 2008 11:45 PM



Jane of all trades :lol

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 11:47 PM

What do they think fuck means?

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 11:48 PM

Now "gay" is an insult, you self-loather?


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:49 PM

Who was being insulting? :eek

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:58 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...equiz/nerd.php
:(

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 12:00 AM

What I find sad is that the people that wrote those signs have a better grasp of English as a second language than many people that have it as their first. :(


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