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Dixie Dec 2nd, 2008 12:40 AM

You haven't seen my new pictures yet ;)

Dixie Dec 2nd, 2008 12:41 AM

Or did you check for them already?
I don't know, either way I'm still angry.
Stupid uterus.

Asila Dec 2nd, 2008 12:46 AM

Your bleeding doesn't make you less sexy lady OH YES I DID CHECK I SUPPOSE I SHOULD POST PICS MESELF

Dixie Dec 2nd, 2008 12:48 AM

Hahah I'll upload them to my photobucket tomorrow.
Don't post those here, they have sensitive info "watermarked" on them......
Bleeding may not detract from how I look, but it sure fucks with how I feel.
And it's fucking with my sex life goddammmmmmit

Asila Dec 2nd, 2008 12:50 AM

;)

stupid sex life

Asila Dec 2nd, 2008 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 598879)
Nu uh.

Yuh-huh me mommy told me so

Aaarg Dec 2nd, 2008 03:05 AM

i spent the previous two nights working the overnight shift, so now i'm wide awake at 2am and i hate life.

Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2008 10:13 AM

How did I get in on the porno team? I don't remember volunteering for a foursome.

It just got worse- I got up to a mountain of dishes I now had to wash by hand whether my hands are buggered or not. Then as the bf is headed out the door, he asks where his coat is. He asked me to wash it last night, and I did. I just didn't dry it because I was busy dealing with all the other shit and forgot.

Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.

MetalMilitia Dec 2nd, 2008 01:02 PM

I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.

Grislygus Dec 2nd, 2008 01:21 PM

Dude, all you have to do to score artschool chicks in have bullshit spewing out of your mouth constantly, Not sure how you could keep up after starting off that strong

MattJack Dec 2nd, 2008 01:40 PM

i can tell you

talk about indie bands that nobody has ever heard of

they eat that mess up

Sam Dec 2nd, 2008 01:42 PM

RILO KILEY, PAVEMENT, AND BRIGHT EYES

GET YOU LAID EVERYTIME. ;)

MattJack Dec 2nd, 2008 01:43 PM

shi* you might as well be packin latex at that point, bruh

Grislygus Dec 2nd, 2008 01:43 PM

Actually, yeah, just make sure to say that you "discovered" them

Sam Dec 2nd, 2008 01:44 PM

SEE GUYS, I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. :(

Grislygus Dec 2nd, 2008 01:45 PM

Art school? God, how could you stand to be in the same room as the guys, man, artfags are terrible

MattJack Dec 2nd, 2008 01:47 PM

artfags and music snobs

they are pmuch like jocks, but on the opposite end of the spectrum

Grislygus Dec 2nd, 2008 01:49 PM

I think I'm a music snob :(

Hate eminem so much it hurts

Grislygus Dec 2nd, 2008 01:50 PM

Well, actually, I listen to pretty awful music, but still, everyone's personal taste sucks except for me

Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2008 01:51 PM

I'm glad my art teachers all hated me and made me afraid of art school so I didn't go.

Sam Dec 2nd, 2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 599085)
Art school? God, how could you stand to be in the same room as the guys, man, artfags are terrible

TRYIN TO GET DAT P*SSY, SON.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 599078)
I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.

That's awesome.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599055)
Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.

Self fulfilling prophecies?

I just got a phone call and the guy is all "Hello Todd?" I'm all "yeah?" He was then like all "I see you have stayed at Hilton Inn recently and we have a package not available to..." and I was all "No thank you" *click*.

Over Thanksgiving my brother said that the big two to go bankrupt right now are Hotels and Airlines because that shit is getting cut out of every works budget right now.

Point is... Who here has ever been cold called by a hotel? OMG WHAT IF MY WIFE FOUND OUT! MOTHER FUCKERS!

Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2008 02:44 PM

I keep getting called on my cell by some woman who thinks I'm "Greg". Apparently Greg owes on a boat.

I've told her that I'm a) not Greg and b) don't own a boat, but she will not be deterred.

I wonder if they're going to send repo people after me for the boat I don't have. Maybe they'll take a neighbor's bass boat.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 02:46 PM



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