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Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 02:50 PM

You should see what she wants. If it's a sale, be all interested and then say hold on a sec, put the phone near the tv and walk away. My other favorite is walking into the bathroom while they give their pitch and flush the toilet just to see if I can put a break in their stride.

Dixie Dec 2nd, 2008 03:37 PM

I better stop bleeding by Friday.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY WEEKEND UTERUS!

Crimson Ghost Dec 2nd, 2008 03:44 PM

I've gotten the boat call too when I was on vacation in the Cayman Islands. Only while I was there though.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 04:02 PM

We get cruise ship calls all the time.

Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2008 04:35 PM

I meant, this guy bought a boat and is in collections for it or something.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 04:36 PM

Ah, then tell them yeah he's here hold on, and then set the phone down and let them listen to nothing.

Neen Dec 2nd, 2008 06:43 PM

Did you co-sign anything for a relative? That's my guess.

Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2008 07:46 PM

nope, never cosigned for anyone. I think it's just a wrong number that they refuse to believe.

Guitar Woman Dec 2nd, 2008 09:06 PM

wow, guys, fuck jobhunting

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 09:16 PM

Yeah, job hunting is why most people stay in thier shitty jobs.

Asila Dec 2nd, 2008 09:44 PM

It sucks I may end up working at walmart again.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2008 10:04 PM

Oh man, the jokes coming to me are endless :(

Asila Dec 2nd, 2008 10:08 PM

;)

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 599135)
I better stop bleeding by Friday.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY WEEKEND UTERUS!


I read this and then looked to the left at your BAD NEWS logo dripping red. I just thought to myself "BAD NEWS indeed."

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2008 11:01 PM

There's a shitload of jobs where I'm at. Most of them are in food service, but there are a lot of openings in retail as well. It's weird. I think the recession is being caused by so many people quitting and being fired. I've had my job for two and a half years and we have just been getting more and more desperate for people.

It's that they can't afford to work for so little. However, it's a boon to the teenage workforce (booyah).

Kitsa Dec 2nd, 2008 11:05 PM

For some reason I can't get enough Rice Krispies. I ate like 4 bowls today.

I highly doubt I'm lucky enough to be pg again so it's probably just me being fat.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 2nd, 2008 11:06 PM

grain deficient.

WhiteRat Dec 3rd, 2008 12:47 AM

Big fat fucking piece of shit!

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2008 12:49 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_8woQ-HEA

Previous to Conan O'Brien's talkshow career...

WhiteRat Dec 3rd, 2008 12:56 AM

The Erasure guy has AIDS from the homo gay. :(

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2008 01:07 AM

IT AIN'T FAIR I TELLS YA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJnnl6Yekg

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparklez (Post 599246)
Putting a tag on anyone you just meet arent you? Well news for you kiddo, im not emo =/. And thats my cam honeybunch.

Now make us all a favor and think a little before you barf your stupid thoughts out. Srsly.

;)

**~Sparklez out~**

*HUGS* <3 <3 <3
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 599250)
Well if it's not yours it's pub lovers or jeanette's

I don't use coloured text for regular comments. :(

Let her be real, pls? :(

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599303)
Oh shit! She's caught Pubitis! AKA the COOOOOTTTTTIIIIEEEESSSSS

Ranny-K! Stop spreading your tyttöbakteeri to everyone. >:


I read the mainsite, WTH? :(

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 02:33 AM


Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 02:39 AM

Hey guys, pretending to be gay in real life leads to worse problems than being beaten up if the other guys pretend to be gay back. :(

Do I back down? No. Do they? No?! Oh shit... :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 599319)
I'll come. :rock

Pac-Man, stop hitting on all the ugly white chicks. You're better than that.


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