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Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 12:29 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 652972)
I have a status? Since when? :eek

Yeah, you've got the prestigious rank of "Huh, why is that guy still here?" It is also what I think every time you post. How is your Tyttobakteeri doing, Buddy?

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Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 652968)
Is it normal for people to have lists of esoteric men and women they find attractive? You guys are a bunch of freaks.

By normal do you mean widespread, healthy, or acceptable? Because yes, no, and maybe. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 13th, 2009 12:59 PM

How do I rank on the Pub Ladder?

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 01:04 PM

You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

Dimnos Oct 13th, 2009 01:28 PM

I was about to say... Pub, sex and exclusive? Does not compute.

RaNkeri Oct 13th, 2009 01:41 PM

Pub thinks of me :)

MarioRPG Oct 13th, 2009 07:18 PM

Little known fact: Pub thinks of everyone, and has seen everyones actual face.

LordSappington Oct 13th, 2009 09:10 PM

ANEMIA SUCKS
Seriously, they took, like, FIFTEEN of those little vials of my blood today, at LEAST.

The Leader Oct 13th, 2009 09:18 PM

:rolleyes:

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2009 09:39 PM

Get the sand of your vagina, you bloodless zilch.

LordSappington Oct 13th, 2009 10:48 PM

Why the hell did they need so many, anyways?! I saw her walking out with fistfuls of vials!

The Leader Oct 13th, 2009 10:55 PM

What, does it matter? Did they forget your lollipop?

kgp4death Oct 13th, 2009 11:04 PM

no they forgot the wow gold points.....level up now, I here jesus is giving wow gold blessings now if you hurry.....lol (this is a quote from lilpop, I am not a bot....PLEASE DON'T BAN ME)

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 653002)
Can someone just ban this guy and delete his thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 653033)
JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 653034)
stuv098 has been banned but kgp4death has not. A great injustice has been done.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 653054)
Even though I can understand why he annoys some, if this amounts to an actual ban, I'll lose all faith in humanity.


"Those that call for others to be banned should themselves be banned." - Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 12:16 AM

If you rub Pub Lover three times, fun leaks out of his head.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 10:28 AM

I almost forgot my dad liked chicks with dicks until this morning. :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

executioneer Oct 14th, 2009 10:44 AM

oh that can't be good

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2009 10:51 AM

Hurrah, my anatomy quiz went well

Kitsa Oct 14th, 2009 11:19 AM

my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 11:20 AM

Kick her a couple times. She'll curl up in a corner.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 653124)
oh that can't be good

Yahoo recently became a lot like a social networking site where you could befriend your contacts and chat and stuff. My dad sent me a friend invite, so I accepted and looked at his profile, seeing that he'd already friended a couple man-ladies in fishnet stockings. :x:x:x:x:x He's married, too. They're supposed to have some child soon.

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 653126)
my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.


I can relate to that :(

Although when our dogs decide to act like that it always occurs around 4-5 AM

Kitsa Oct 14th, 2009 12:14 PM

I wish I had a fenced backyard where she could just stare into space and eat grass to her heart's content.

But if I had that, I'd have to also wish I lived somewhere else, because the man next door is a bow hunter who often drinks and does target practice in the backyard. I'm afraid to go back there myself when he's outside.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 14th, 2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 653015)
You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

:)

Tadao Oct 14th, 2009 05:38 PM

I ate dinner with 1 table separating me from Nomeansno last night. We didn't want to bother the geezers while they ate :(


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