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Colonel Flagg Dec 11th, 2009 02:58 PM

Conga Rats, Dimmy! :party

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 662725)
My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!

:) CONGRATS :)

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 662726)
of course we get shrooms! you wierdo

They grow there though? They only grow here for about a month, right before frost.

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 03:27 PM

In LA we have farming schools and after a little rain they grow out of the cow poop, also in north cali were it rains everyday but the have actual dairy farms there. The best ones are grown in basements out of wood chips though. Doesn't smell and taste like poo. ;)

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 04:08 PM

the ones here always grow in cemeteries (spooky) And they taste like dirty peanuts.

what did you name your daughter dimnos?

Sam Dec 11th, 2009 04:19 PM

He named her Dirty Peanuts

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 04:23 PM

:eek

captain516 Dec 11th, 2009 04:28 PM

HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2009 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 662745)
HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE


I'm all kinds of cheap. I didn't feel like fixing my freezer door so I put clear tape around and call it the "Po-Lock"

Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2009 05:33 PM

That's like a pun on three levels.

Dimnos Dec 11th, 2009 05:38 PM

Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.


Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2009 05:45 PM

WHY IS THAT BABY ORANGE? HAS IT BEEN EATING ORANGES OR SOMETHING?

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 05:47 PM

Dimnos got laid! :eek

Shrubfest Dec 11th, 2009 06:05 PM

Aw, well done.

She looks like a proper baby and everything. Not like the ugly ones.

elx Dec 11th, 2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 662761)
Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

congratulations!

executioneer Dec 11th, 2009 06:44 PM

BABIES, FEH

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2009 10:13 PM

You have a cute kiddo Dim, I'm at home now so I can actually see the picture. :) I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though :(

kahljorn Dec 11th, 2009 10:43 PM

his life is over now

Sam Dec 11th, 2009 11:47 PM

gotta follow ma crackbong dreams

elx Dec 12th, 2009 02:40 AM

hey guys, in a confrontation being the bigger person is NEVER the way to go.
be the rotten person and fuck those fuckers in the face.

executioneer Dec 12th, 2009 05:44 AM

i'm confused

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2009 10:00 AM

CRAAACCCCKKBOOOOONNNNGGGG

Shrubfest Dec 12th, 2009 01:57 PM

Holy shit, my stepdad is trying to fix the oven, and keeps starting electric shocks. They are getting worse, but so far he's managed to not get electrocuted. I'm just waiting for a scream and the smell of charred flesh.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2009 02:18 PM

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE AWESOME. WE RE-ANIMATE THINGS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY!!!!

Colonel Flagg Dec 13th, 2009 12:22 AM

OR DIE TRYING.


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