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kahljorn Jun 23rd, 2011 12:30 PM

he had a heart attack right before he made the touch down

apparently he had a congenital heart problem which is what made him so small

Tadao Jun 23rd, 2011 01:14 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 23rd, 2011 03:06 PM

Sometimes, cleaning your desktop feels like you've been cleaning the house.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 23rd, 2011 03:23 PM

lol, yeah. I have a folder on my desktop just called DESKTOP STUFF though. I feel like I should have just named it THE ATTIC.

Shyandquietguy Jun 23rd, 2011 03:30 PM

You mean THAT desktop! :lol

Fathom Zero Jun 23rd, 2011 03:31 PM

I have eleven thousand mp3s, game shortcuts, government pdfs, short stories, and Disney movies on it. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS IN THESE WORD FILES. :(

Fathom Zero Jun 23rd, 2011 03:33 PM

I refuse to have a desk. I hate desks. The school supplied one I had when I stayed there served only to bring my minifridge up an additional four feet.

LordSappington Jun 23rd, 2011 04:20 PM

My problems with desks is I can never find any with the right amount and placement of drawers, nooks, and desk space to hold all my shit I somehow accumulate.
Seriously, I have cds, gloves, knives, bullet casings, flashlights, movies, and hardware on and in my desk. Where the hell do I even get this shit?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 23rd, 2011 04:57 PM

You need an armoire LS.

Final Fantasy XI tought me how to organize my stuff way better than life lessons ever had.

Otto Jun 23rd, 2011 05:10 PM

My desk looks like it's from the house of a methamphetamine addict. It's full of random trinkets that I've picked up from flea-markets, I'm pretty sure every container on it has been used as an ash-tray at least once, there's bottles of ink and paint, soup cans full of drawing pens that I haven't touched in months, and empty cigarette packs and tobacco pouches galore!

I need help.

Kitsa Jun 23rd, 2011 05:14 PM

I've always been obsessively neat, and that's slowly going to hell. I have no choice :(

Otto Jun 23rd, 2011 05:17 PM

The funny thing is that I used to keep my desk relatively clean, save for the trinkets and pens, but I've been having insomnia problems (I somehow manage to lose track of the time and fall asleep around three in the morning) and everything else has gone straight to hell.

Ex Leper Jun 23rd, 2011 10:10 PM

I have a bad habit of deleting everything when it gets too cluttered.

dextire Jun 23rd, 2011 11:17 PM

I keep my desktop clean and organized, but my actual desk is a complete mess.
So I can find my Halloween clip-art from 1995 in seconds, and it can take an hour to find my car keys. I've got my priorities straight. :posh

Fathom Zero Jun 24th, 2011 12:14 AM


Otto Jun 24th, 2011 12:50 AM

I found this one at a goodwill for 25 cents! YOUR LOSS GOODWILL!

Pub Lover Jun 24th, 2011 01:03 AM

So how many of you are willing to get into a TF2 penisfight now that it is free for my hoboass to play?

Otto Jun 24th, 2011 01:08 AM

I'd love to join in, but I'm on a cheap laptop and my desktop is six years old.

Shyandquietguy Jun 24th, 2011 01:09 AM

Sure, I'm up. CaptainFlameGore

Shyandquietguy Jun 24th, 2011 02:08 AM

I am now curious.

How many people on here would tell me "Good for you, doing it is bad for your health" if I said I have never done any non-prescribed drugs in my life.

executioneer Jun 24th, 2011 02:20 AM

man prescribed drugs are bad for you too

just don't overdo whatever it is you do

Otto Jun 24th, 2011 03:29 AM

People say that I'm "perma-stoned," but unless I'm under a lot of real or perceived stress I usually manage to avoid using too much of whatever substance I'm on.

I'd go with what Willie says! Everything in moderation!

Esuohlim Jun 24th, 2011 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 728133)
Everything in moderation!

Except for huuuuuuugs

Zhukov Jun 24th, 2011 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 728109)
I am now curious.

How many people on here would tell me "Good for you, doing it is bad for your health" if I said I have never done any non-prescribed drugs in my life.

I would. Here, have some complimentary mockerzugs to wash down with the appraisal.

Pub Lover Jun 24th, 2011 04:14 AM

:pagebrak


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