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Zhukov Jul 27th, 2011 11:31 PM

That's strange. I'd never heard of the name before, but last night I met a Danica, and I was just chatting to her RIGHT NOW while I read through this thread.

Chojin Jul 27th, 2011 11:40 PM

http://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm

oh shit lol

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2011 11:43 PM

hey I remember that

Zhukov Jul 27th, 2011 11:50 PM

'Hello Roy,' I say. 'What are you doing in Dusseldorf?'



No more explanation is required.

Chojin Jul 28th, 2011 12:32 AM

my favorite part is how he needs to announce out loud that someone is completely wrapped in clingfilm after he does it

Zhukov Jul 28th, 2011 12:45 AM

I like how clinical it all is, and how Roy says something like "COMMENCE" just before they start.

This is my favourite part:

Quote:

'Uh-oh,' I say to Jetta. 'It is all going wrong.'

The crowd turns ugly. They storm the podium with various cries.

'Seize him.'

'Disarrange his clothing.'

'Take away his terrapin.'

'Confiscate his cling-film.'

'Banish him to a distant province.'
Because it's completely serious and all makes sense.

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2011 01:18 AM

The worst part about being here is you can only kill yourself once.

Shyandquietguy Jul 28th, 2011 01:29 AM

NSFW and Not safe for ears due to the mike being from an MP3 player! Turn down volume b4 starting k?

Hey guys, I just found out I can do part of Pops from Regular Show!

Supafly345 Jul 28th, 2011 03:39 AM


Guitar Woman Jul 28th, 2011 10:09 AM

Seperated from Chris Chan at birth?

Womti Jul 28th, 2011 12:12 PM

:loveeyes

Pentegarn Jul 28th, 2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 734090)
Danica Patrick
Model, Spokeperson, Race Car Driver, Actress (?), Bitch


That is about the least flattering pic of her ever :lol

Aaarg Jul 28th, 2011 06:59 PM

hey guys, keep your eyes to the skies in the middle of the night in the coming weeks
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...rseid-aquarid/

:alien:

Otto Jul 28th, 2011 07:03 PM

I've scheduled an appointment with my shrink and have a list of all the weird shit and suicide plans that run through my head when I hit a funk, if you don't hear from me after Wednesday the third, odds are I'm stuck in some urine-stained padded cell somewhere with a head full of Thorazine.

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2011 07:46 PM

10kV you haven't seen Stand and Deliver or Blade Runner? :eek OR BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA

creeposaurus Jul 28th, 2011 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 734247)
That is about the least flattering pic of her ever :lol





Thar we goooo

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2011 07:54 PM

TMBG released a non-children's album over a week ago and NOBODY TOLD ME? >:

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2011 07:58 PM

lol

I'm out of the loop, too. My mommy had to tell me. :(

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2011 07:59 PM

I am quite excited. I'm not a fan of their kid's albums at all so I stopped paying attention to them for awhile because it felt like that's all they cared about these days

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2011 08:02 PM





Sounds aight.

executioneer Jul 28th, 2011 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 734263)
TMBG released a non-children's album over a week ago and NOBODY TOLD ME? >:

whoaaaa

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2011 10:15 PM

There's also this that I missed out on.


Aaarg Jul 28th, 2011 11:52 PM

what else might they be?

i think they might be drug dealers.

>:|

Colonel Flagg Jul 28th, 2011 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 734260)
10kV you haven't seen Stand and Deliver

My favorite EJO movie. :thumbsup

Colonel Flagg Jul 29th, 2011 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 734262)

That is about how I picture Danica if she were wearing a burqa. :eek


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