:/

You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.

I could of gone for hours. :(

& that would of been lame as I have work todo that takes more than 53 seconds of concentration at a time. :x

Plus I want to go get something to eat. :(

thats how i roll

Yeah, like a jerk. :lol

It's raining, so I don't think I'll do that for a while.

Hey Marc, what's up? :)

Those two Final Fantasy threads in Gaming make me want to give them a go, but I can't stand RPG's without a frame skip. :lazy

I'm still 250+ posts behind Schimid. :rolleyes

:lol

Fixed.

HEY! UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET BANNED I SUGGEST YOU ONLY USE ONE EMOTICON PER SENTENCE/POST! >:

May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?

I suggest you read the previous page as it describes indepth the prefered use of emoticon distribution. :)

SHUT UP >: >:

Hey Guitar Woman I don't have time tonight either, sorry, maybe tomorrow.

Consequently, I don't have time to play Super Metroit either >:

Why are you so busy?

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IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek

Yeah. :)

No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eeek

SO FLIPPY AVATARS CAN WAIT >:

I like how I think someone likes me enough to handle me telling them one of the secrets but they then start hating me.

:eek

That does take precedence over EVERYTHING.

Especially for someone you don't even like. :rolleyes

Actually I have to redownload the software for making GIFs since I got a new computer and I can't find anywhere :(

The GIF creating software, not the computer >:

The computer is right here so stfu >:

Does AIM work on it? :(

I SURE HOPE NOT :rolleyes

If you had aim it doesn't mean we don't have to post in this thread. :(

If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes

I think I might be bitter about that.

Pub Lover I think I love you :love

guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

Who the fuck is Emily? :(

YOU ARE REPRESENTING I-MOCKERY.COM AND I FIND THESE VERY EXPENSIVE LOL I MEAN OFFENSIVE :mrdink

ok i got another one and this ones a real zinger

whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?

Ance doesn't come on your face untill your around 15!

ADDED: haha

oh well this will make you DIE OF LAUGHTER :o

How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?

The leash goes slack

I for one find that very offensive.

ban?

It's me :rolleyes

I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes

michael jackson jokes come on give the guy a break already he was found not guilty on all 143 counts of child rape come on

Is that sarcasm or is it that you actaully get more offended about a joke about a dead dog than a series of jokes about dead babies and the consumption of :confused

Guitar Woman.

Which you'd know if you read the thread. :rolleyes :stupidthread

I respond before reading the thread. :lol

Hey MM, do you like the Wurzels?

Hey Marc, Esuohlim stated a couple of dozen pages back that we need a page full of dead baby jokes. If you go find the quote you can be the thread moderator for a few days as I get over some emotional problems. :)

Why did you have to go & say that? :tear

For serious emotional problems. >:

It's kinda weird being in college and not being able to masturbate freely anymore.

:lol @ The Whole Internet

I thought gay people could wank in public? :confused

No, but we can say shit like faggot in public and not get in trouble. And we can also make people feel really awkward when we make out with other gay people in public and they stare and sometimes yell out faggot then we yell back that hey, thats our word, bitch.

You're like a superhero! :)

I changed my avatar to my sexy model picture, cuz im hott!!11!

You sure are. ;)

COLLEGE :ROLLEEKS

When are you old enough to go to college, Chief?

Which thread? This is like the only thread I ever read and I haven't been doing a very good job of that lately. >:

This thread, a few dozen pages back I accelerated my obsession with Gooey (Gui, you know like the start of Guitar) by asking her real name, & then I remembered I already knew it. :rolleyes

HEY GUYS WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM?

When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes

Whatever, Mysterio. :rolleyes

AND MY NAME.

I COULD BE A GIRL WHO KNOWS.

Yeah me too, but the guys on the Programming course I took back in high school called the Graphical User Interface (GUI), the Gooey. :/

Plus I think it's cute to call a girl that. :rolleyes

It's not important, Guy. Forget it . :(

Now it all makes sense for a second there I thought people from New Zealand were all stupid retards who didn't know how to speak correctly. :rolleyes


PS: I LOVE YOU PUB. :(

They are. >:

I have a mental list of words they get wrong, & each time I hear one I get pissed off. :(

I LOVE YOU, SAM! :)

In Somerset it's cool to have yellow teeth. :rolleyes

I LOVE HICKMAN TOO. :(

I haven't got a problem with Platonic man love. :)




It's wimmin that give me trouble. :x

IS ANYONE GOING TO LOVE ME OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH JESSICA ALBA AGAIN? >:

That should be an and/or statement as you should be planning to have the secks with her no matter what happens. :(

She's great guys. The way she yawns while we do it is cute :(

I'm so very jealous. :(

:green-eyed

I love that your avitar seems to pivot on one unmoving breast....its almost hypnotic.

You have not the status to comment on my avatar. Especially not in this thread. Newb! >:

OH MY GOODNESS :o

What is the matter with you now? >:

My brother was just sent to the hospital because he was attacked by a poodle.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so I made sure he heard plenty of it. Does that make me a bad person?

What? >:

It split his lip open and then he passed out :/

Ya that's my family...
GOD WHEN DO I MOVE BACK TO SCHOOL

oh and btw he's 17

Great Story. >:

Double posting can get you banned. :rolleyes

I know this is a personal question but are you frustrated with a certain someone ;)

Yeah, She's dating Esuohlim & I don't know how to get her back. :(

Want me to talk to her for you? Gay guys are good at that.

That would be a good plan if it wasn't for the single huge flaw. :(

Jessica Alba. :(