Kinda skipping to the end there, aintcha.

surely at this part of the page we should be more at the stage of the:

IM GONNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF WITH MY TEETH & LICK OUT YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS! :eek

I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES WITH MY TEETH AND BLOW IN YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS!

JUST FOR COPYING ME AND SPOILING MY MOOD IM GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE WITH MY ERECT PENIS THAT YOULL LOSE SEVERAL TEETH, THEN ILL FUCK YOUR BLEEDING GUMS!

NOW TRY AND RIPP MY CLOTHES OFF, BITCH!

I'm going to find you, sneak up on you, unzip my pants quietly next to your head, then give you a great, big penis slap across the face so hard that you'll be able to see the veins from my penis on your face.

Thank you Brian, that's very sweet. :)

One time i was walking down the sidewalk and a car drove through a puddle right next to me and soaked me with dirty water :(

GOOD! >:

That's what you get for running away from home because you didn't want to bathe regularly.

Just like a bull dyke. :rolleyes

You're the reason why a lot of people died in New Orleans. >:

You know, because the dykes failed to do thier job holding the water.

Oh I'm sorry, were you posting here? ;(

Don't worry it wasn't really funny anyway. >(

Seriously, does this thread say 'Gays and Lesbians'? I do not think it does. >:

Don't worry little one, we're not the humour makers, just the cock smokers. :orgasm

you're everything that's why i cling to you

when i emerged my thoughts converged to you

to you

the world is so small compared to you

and everybody's ??? compared to you

to you

Guys i'm getting my ass kicked. :rolleyes

I guess this will be the last you see of me. :lol

i begin to see through your eyes

all the world's mysteries are no surprise

and now you listen

cause i'm omniscient

hey look at

me lady

i'm just a little BAYBEH

you're lucky

to have me

i'm cute and sweet as candy

it's charming

to people

i'm innocent and disabled

so hug me

and kiss me

then wipe my butt and piss me

There was this surfer dude on the train today and he was dancing down the aisle in his flip flops to some music he was playing and this other lady was walking down the aisle asking where people were from. My favorite exchange:

Ignorant Bitch: Haaaaaayyy where y'all froooooom
Quiet girl: I'm from...Argentina
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhh wha' state is that near
Quiet girl: It's not a state...it's a country...
Ignorant Bitch: I know that but what state is it near
Quiet girl: It's not near a state, it's in South America
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhhhh are there a lot of Hispanics there?

That's when I mutter "Oh Jesus..." and turn my head and try to stifle my laugher, only to notice the dancing surfer's ass is coming way too close to this old lady's face, and that's when she squeezes his ass and keeps reading as if nothing happened. I'm pretty much in tears by this time so I just press my face against the window only to find that I'm getting some weird stares from the people looking at me from outside :/

THOSE DAMN BASTARDS I HOPE THAT THEY GET RAPED BY DEMONS AND PISSED ON BY SOMEBODY WHO LIKES TO EAT GARLIC

I want experinces as cool as that one :(.

How would people outside have time to stare at you if you were on a train?

EDIT: Click for the best clip ever!

Guitar woman blew it

Would a virgin get in trouble if they went to that site? :(

You be the the judge >:

shutup

SNAP

...& to think the last page was so great. :(

THIS PAGE NEEDS MORE SAM! :lol

HERE IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LAST COUPLE OF PAGES!

Good one, Sam! :lol

That needs to be the page break image for the next ten pages. :(

It stopped at a station
A-DOYYYYYYYY :rolleyes

What is this 12 angry men? SHUTUP!

I'm all alone :(

I'm all alone,
There's no one here beside me.
My problems have all gone,
There's no one to deride me.

Ich wurde dir gern sagen
wie sehr ich dich mag
Warum ich nur nach an dich denken kann
Ich fühle mich wie verhext und in Gefangenschaft
Und du allein trägst Schuld daran

Worte sind dafür zu schwach,
ich befürchte, du glaubst mir nicht.
Mir kommt es vor, als ob mich jemand warnt,
dieses Märchen wird nicht gut ausgehen.

aaaaaaaaaahhh sethomas

i love this song

it was the first lovesong i believed in :cry

this is so romantical
serious

Hey pacific coasters, Desperate Houswives is on in five minutes so you better get your ass to a TV >:

I have better things to do than watch bleeders gab about cooking or whatever it is you women do

It's Alf! He's back, in pog form.

Yes I too like the Simpsons, Steven Force. Do you also like Family Guy?

Haha yes that is quite a reference. :(

I'm feelin so mellow lately and I feel like avoiding caps lock like the plague for now y'know :(

Oh shit I forgot the new rules :(

NEW RULE

Condoms are not sex toys. Trojan has released a new line of condoms that vibrate and heat up. Look, condoms keep people from getting AIDS and the clap. Haven't they done enough? You want to improve condoms? Invent a wrapper guys can open before they lose their hard-on.

Copyright 2005 Bill Maher.

I can't wait till his show comes back on in February. :(

Fuck you, that show is awesome >:

I think that show is shit. >:

Hey Brian, PMs don't count towards my postcount, what are you thinking? >:

BTW, things are cool. :)

You?

:lol

Right now anyone in the south of the South Island of New Zealand can tune into 1440 AM & hear me completely balls up the Morning News & Weather as it's my first day. :)

Well, I started doing the news three minutes too early & I mispronounced 'park' as 'pack'. Not bad. :)


I am very glad I cannot be fired. :(

Haha Pub you're a star

What's it called when you're the opposite of a star?

A big FAT nobody! Or some topical celebraties name... like Micheal Barrymore :/

An Esuohlim :(

So this is what it's like....when doves cry. :(

Page break!

Oh fuck

Way to rip off the second worst person on the forums >:

I edited because I'm not as bad as Sevenforce >:

Way to know your place on the forums.

I edited because I honestly don't think she's the worst person here.

Would a black hole be the opposite of a star?

no

For a minute I thought blue oatmeal came back :(

Also the news guy is way better than some old used condom >:

<<< I can be anybody I want. ;)

He's too busy being creepy in the real world.

Didn't you hear? I made a rule! >:


:lol

On a par. :/

Quick SF, list the top ten worst posters! :eek

You know what? This thread needs more you! :love

OK, how about the condom gets edited into the background of the news guy? Then we both lose.

I have a physics class with a particle physicist. Today in class we derived some Special Relativity equations, including Lorentz force mass inflation. I asked, since it was my assumption, that if particle accelerators can create black holes by accelerating particles to a critical density that would equal that of an event horizon.

He responded by defining what a black hole is and acting like he'd never heard of the idea of particle accelerator black holes. I think I was better off at Chicago. :(

I don't think that anecdote would of stopped last year you from doing what you did. Maybe a stiff lecture about the impropriety of telling people about your crazyness would of worked better, but then with you it probably wouldn't.

I think i'd be better off at Chicago too.

See, that's my little Catch-22. I'm crazy to the point that I'd take a life, and if I weren't crazy then I'd be bored to the point that I'd take a life.

Hey, where is that list? >:

Everytime I scroll down the page 'Chojin! Oh shit! :eek' flashes across my mind. >:

I don't have a list but to me there is only one bad poster.

Father Spaz.

That's the reaction I wanted. :lol

I thought he was one of my better characters. :(

Hey, have you got that Jessica Alba pic I used to use?

No. Unfortunately. :(

Wait, you lived in the same town as Seth & didn't visit him with a multitude of mindfucks while he was at his arguably most batshitzanical?

No.

I feel like i'm going to puke. :(

That made me lol :<

:vomit

make an emoticon :(

I think I've seen that condom somewhere before.