Way cooler, but just as whiny.

Fuck you, you racist, misogynistic bastard! >:

Milhouse has almost 10,000 posts by himself. :rolleyes

Besides, Pub's been here nearly three years, and I've been here 2 and a half. THAT'S NOT SAD, THAT'S COMMITTED

My I-Mockery post count is my greatest success in this world :tear

And my K'Nex roller coaster! :eek

And maybe my K'Nex giant windmill :/

I had a dream last night that GW was my GF and I kissed her a bunch of times :( :(

Then I was David Cross as Tobias in Arrested Development and I was having trouble shaving my beard in an airplane bathroom >:

Urge to build K'Nex items rising...

Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company. >:
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her? :(

quit being disgusting

I don't get your jokes. :(

Hey guys I might go to the opera tonight with my cousin.

No, I won't try to put my moves on her.

Il Barbierri di Seviglia. Anyone seen it?

Sort of...

That could just be a white guy taking the piss. :(

Where's he taking it?

That's the only Opera I've ever sat through.

Hey Pub.
Hey Seth.

How've you two been today?

I'd have banned him after using that shitty image once, nevermind the half dozen fucking times he's thought it'll help a thread get going. >:

My day has been alright, except I just puked up into my mouth for no reason. :(

Seth has had an awful day. :(

Plus he wasted a half-pint of Bourbon. >:

I'd have banned him for taking my "Yellow Fever" schtik (which was crap anyway) and perverted it to suit his own needs.

"No posts exists" my ass.

HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?
I was joking, it's kinda sad you weren't. :|

That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass. :(

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover? :(

Yeah, and it was Maker's Mark. Definitely not meant for chugging purposes. I mourn its loss. :tear

Next I plan on getting some Irish Whisky for once. I hear it's interesting, and it's more in tune with being put in coffee. Bourbon in coffee works well enough for me, of course, but Etwas Kultur muss sein.

And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

It's been ok so far, i'm going to see if I can fuck it up in the next 12-18 hours. :(

My AS has been less annoying the past few days (to me at least), so now it's making it hard for me to dislike him. Now i'll actually feel bad when/if he gets fired/transferred.

No it's not, i'm the only one posting it. I can find a new picture.

Yeah, I have somewhat of a lazy eye I thought had been fixed in the third grade. It sucks to see it come back. Not only is it an asthetic annoyance, it means that I might be going blind again. :(

No problem, man. :)

Today has been really boring, actually.

I GOT FIRED :)

hooray, more time for cov!

Today was hectic. :P

How'd you manage that?

I got to see my friend's beautiful baby over a nice lunch at Chili's. Why are small things so damn cute.

Hey seven force is that vile?

I can't drink but I wish I would so I could drunk right under the threshold of alcohol poisoning and write very creepy letters to my celebrity crushes.. :(

Why yes. Yes it is. :)

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

While I do enjoy the apple, Vile kinda is awesome.

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Yes, but his apple avatar had nothing to do with his name, & that's just tooooooo random! :eek

You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad. :(

I just saw this...
OH FUCK! OH FUCK!! oh fuck... :suicide

Edit: Nevermind, Chojin gave up & banned him. :(

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU AT THE GAY BAR!

lol that thread reminded me of that song too :(

Good. The thing I hate most about these new people is their inability to make a decent insult, so they make stupid jokes about someone's avatar. Oh hahaha, i'm an applehead! Jixby is a dancing piece of toast! We better get MetalMilitia some catnip! :eek

Fuck those assholes.

:orgasm

They both fucking ruined my Riggo44 thread. :(

Ever seen a Danish comedy show? They laugh at the weirdest shit! :(

The vast majority of people specifically addressing CosmoToad were people telling him to shut up, & in that situation, he should of shut up. >:

Hey Lotida, how's it going? :)

She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

Most people were real dicks about it, but most people here are right dicks all the time. :lol

Hey, now that's a good point!

:chatter

Have you seen the light?

Hello MLE, how are things? :)

We stopped talking after I got banned. :(

That's mainly cause you're a creepy stalker-like person. But aside from that I'm good.

PS- How are you?

I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

:lol

:(

Yeah, just great. :tear

i never said it was a bad thing! It's just not my thing

How is Chicago University by the way? :|

Make a lot of Towelie jokes.

Yeah I remember you sucked max's dick dry, sevenforce.

Infact wasn't that why you where banned?

It's not me, it's you? Somehow I don't believe it. ;<

:lol

I was banned by the RED OCTOBER WARGROUP. A CASUALTIY OF THE INTERNET WAR.

haha madmax :lol

I don't have to sleep as much when I don't take my meds, so I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't take my meds.

You anti-sleepist you.

You know Lotida is Kellychaos, right SevenForce?

no way

NO WAY

no-ho way-hay

I am both shocked and appalled

Maybe I just don't get his jokes.

Maybe he's just not funny.

I liked his special but the show is just terrible :(

Oh, Pub: it's The University of Chicago. Two words is insufficient for their calibre of pretension.

But wouldn't it be hilarious if I got banned from I-Mockery for some psychotic episode. It almost happened autumn 2003. At least, Doopa told me that if I swallow a bottle of aspirin and go on a posting spree again I'd be banned, or something like that.

Is the superbowl over yet?

Are you done posting here yet?

Yes sir. :(

xbxMCj did you buy city of villains yet >:

xbxMCj did you buy city of villains yet >:

He heard you the first time. :rolleyes

I have to have money in order to do that. I'm supposed to be getting about sixty bucks this week though, so things are looking up.

UGH

Well....I didn't make those retarded jokes........
LOL! DAMNTHATDAVID IS A MAILBOX! HOW'S THAT MAIL TASTE?! :rolleyes

Trust me, you're the better person for it.

Yeah.

Being banned for almost a year helps.

*LMFAO*

What did you do? (besides being yourself, that is)

He made posts remarkably similar to yours.

And yours are any better?

*hearing the echo of the "NO" before the actual word itself*

Hey, that's a cool trick, how did you do that? It was trippy. I felt like I was listening to Judas Priest for the first time!

ouuuuuuuuyou ckkkkkkksuck

Oh god that does sound like me. :(

All he needs is to quote Towelie and he's all set.

I thought you were banned for unapologetically raping folks' mental images of Calvin & Hobbes, and then rebanned for circumventing that ban...

This must have all happened when I was out. All I notice about this guy is the apple avatar and the Vile avatar. The imagery is good.

Don't preach to me, fatso!

Go away. For the love of god your posts are so horrible. It's cute that you get the theme here--mocking people--but you don't have an ounce of wit in you. Jesus you just come up with stupid one liners like cockblasting ninny or fatso or fucktard or faggot from fagatron X or whatever else idiot things you come up with. You're so fucking stupid that you just don't get it. Do you actually have FUN posting here? I hate that question because you'll be all like "lol yeah you guys get all worked up" but damn man, just go away. You came back from a 2 day banning all like "ok I read the rules and I'm going to be better now" but like a whore-addict husband you're just going to fuck up again.

Have you ever played Megaman X8 yet?

X6 killed the mega man series for me :(

So no, I haven't tried a new one since then.

No, I did read the rules, and I came back ready to follow them, and you were all jackasses to me. Then I remembered how I took over a messageboard less than a year ago, and recall that the only way I know to to be funny, is to be cruelly mean.

Looks like I'm not the ONLY one "not getting it"/any.

Well for the love of god DO NOT play X7.

Vile's voice actor is great in X8. It's a lot better than X6. You should get it.