i didnt see it yesterday :(

I ate it yesterday, and it was delicious! :)

I bought a Ramones CD yesterday. That's about it for me.

I freaked out about school stuff yesterday.

My schedule for next quarter is a mess, and I have two back-to-back finals on Monday going from 8AM-12:30PM >:

Goddamnit >:

I've just picked a scab again, and the blood is all over my elbow. I would lick it off but I can't reach :(

Your not wearing your superhero tick costume. If you wore that, your tongue would reach it just fine.

But then the blood would get all over the costume

AND IT'S A GOOD COSTUME! >:

I bought the Unrated Dead Alive on Thursday at Disney World.
Seriously.

I don't think the vast majority if i-Mockery's reader base is intelligent enough to make the forum events funny. >:

I would like to make something for the foum events but usually its zany american things i dont understand :(

Guys i saw it today.

i think it's utterly awful guitar woman mentioned herself in there for the fact it will escape anyone outside of the message board. Even though the whole thing is terribly unfunny.

She should be banned from winning any competition for being so incompetent.

I agree.

AVATAR BANDWAGON!

fuck yes

HURRAY FOR SAM, NOTHING4BUDDHA, SEVEN FORCE, COMRADE ROCKET, AND PUB LOVER!!!!

HOORAY! :D

BLOODY ARROWX! >:

ROLL CALL

I RUINED THE PARTY!

COLLECT THEM ALL!

THIS WON'T LOOK SO GREAT WHEN WE ALL SHIFT OUR AVATARS... GOTTA REMEMBER THE MOMENT!

Ruined :(

ARROWX DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL ONE HE HAS A GAY IMPOSTER FAGGOT ONE :lol

I'D PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE!

THE FINEST I-MOCKERY FIGHTING FORCE EVER ASSEMBLED!!!!

[22:09] wooshiisgod: we should all come up with powers
[22:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[22:09] Switch Dingo: I SUMMON GHOSTS!
[22:09] wooshiisgod: Whats my power?
[22:09] Switch Dingo: BEING A FAGGOT LOL

[22:15] Switch Dingo: WHAT IS YOUR POWER PUB?
[22:16] Lemmysomemoney: I CAN READ A TEXT BOOK ON ANY SUBJECT AND THEN I CAN ORDER PEOPLE AROUND AS IF I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING
[22:16] Switch Dingo: SO YOUR POWER IS BEING A FAGGOT? LOL

[22:17] Switch Dingo: WHAT IS YOUR POWER SEVEN FORCE?
[22:17] F99Cloud: BEING A FAGGOT :(

Now you're just putting words in my mouth (among other things).

[01:20] Sam: WHAT IS YOUR POWER SEVEN FORCE?
[01:20] Seven Force: BEING A FAGGOT :(
[01:21] Seven Force: OH WAIT THAT'S COMRADE ROCKET
[01:21] Seven Force: AHAHAH
[01:21] Seven Force: NO BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS
[01:21] Seven Force: I CAN TRANSFORM INTO SEVEN DIFFERENT THINGS

FABULOUS FAGGOT FIVE!

Arrow X is our nemsis because he was expelled from the team

he truly has mastered the power of faggotry

I like this page. :)

[22:25] Switch Dingo: that is my favorite page
[22:26] F99Cloud: Mine too. I don't know if there will be another awesome page like this ever. :(
[22:26] Switch Dingo: EVER


[22:27] Switch Dingo: dO YOU AGREE THAT THIS IS THE BEST PAGE EVER?
[22:27] wooshiisgod: YES
[22:27] wooshiisgod: EVER
[22:27] wooshiisgod: IN THE HISTRY OF THE WORLD


[22:25] Switch Dingo: that is my new favorite page
[22:25] Lemmysomemoney: It is a great page
[22:26] Switch Dingo: it is
[22:26] Switch Dingo: and I want to thank you for helping Pub
[22:26] Switch Dingo: you've been a great influence
[22:26] Lemmysomemoney: No worries. ;D

YEAH GUYS! WE DID IT! :blowme

POWER ON!

SAM I LOVE YOU! :love

New people will look back on this page and would do well to try to emulate our awesomeness. Sadly, many, if not all will fail.

FREESTYLE BONER ACTION-GRIP!

PUBS HEAD MOVES FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES >:

GUYS SAM IS SO COOL I AM GOING TO LET HIM HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT! :O

MY HEAD DOES MOVE FASTER! :eek

HIS HEAD DOES MOVE FASTER! :eek

No it doesn't. :rolleyes

[22:24] wooshiisgod: whats teresas power?
[22:26] Switch Dingo: bleeding for 4 days and not dying
[22:27] wooshiisgod: LOL

i have the ultimate power. :rock

NOTHING4BUDDA CAN DEFEAT US ALL!

That last page was so good that no page will ever be quite as good ever again. :(

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!

YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE A GOOD SIDEKICK FOR ARROWX?!

THAT'S RIGHT...

GUITAR WOMAN!

I DREW THAT!!!

YEAH YOU DID!

Guys this is a fine fighting force but Mike's Surf Pals was the ultimate one.

h*ck yeah

You're first mistake was letting Pub Lover in who would rather put on a dress then engage in combat (he already has).

Also first rule of the SURF PALS NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

Oh boy, my mom is only buying me one toy this month and I don't know if I should get the Comrade Rocket action figure or the Mike's Surf Pals Jetski (it really floats!!!).

Damn, I missed out on all the fun...and Hadas, I vaguely remember you, but from my recollection you really suck not only as a posting member of this hurr message board, but as an individual human being as well.

That's probably because you only remember me from the Mock Wars and most of my responses in that consisted of me repeating what other people had to say but with "oh, that was clever :rolleyes" tacked on.

That means nothing to me. I can't fucking read.


Dictated by The Retro Kat, Typed by ScruU2wice

GADZOOKS you used to have the Larry David guy as yours

But haha I'm joining the crew doods (EDIT I GUESS NOT I CAN'T DO CLEAR BACKGROUNDS :()

This is the laggiest page on this god damn thread >:

Oh my lord those things are the coolest, I want one in orange :hypno

But you gottsa join the samnuthinsevenpub cool club. And then you gottsa post teh private chat convos and then you gottsa post how you want to get secsked by one of the guys and then you can get your orange thing. :)

i was going to make a tick costume reference but milhouse is counting my topic matter

If school computers had photoshop I'd make one in a tick suit saying 'hi terra' but they don't so just look at the love heart and the guy from a childrens programme with the best shirt ever! :(

Terra you just said "teh" again

Stay in line >:

Milhouse you're being gay again.

lol says teh guy with the purpul costum am i rite >:

milhouse i dun that on purpose just cos i know your online and moobs that was sooo sweet!

Did you get the linux-on-xbox idea from SOMETHING AWFUL seven force? :rolleyes

hey guys way to use technology!

Man now THAT'S a good avatar.

I-MOCKERY: THE MOVIE
A MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE SIT AROUND TALKING SHIT ALL THE TIME BUT THERE'S HEART WARMING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT LIKE TERRA LEARNING TO BE HERSELF AND ESUOHLIM COMING TO TERMS WITH HIS LOVE FOR LOTIDA

And camacazio, who has accepted the idea of swimming in free time...

thanks for reminding me why i despise humanity you guys

There's only one solution GW: jump

Not until I get Twilight Princess and play through it 5 times >:

Well okay then. But don't bitch about humanity until your done. k? :)

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump up Jump up and get down.

I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

Baby if you keep that up they will never stop hating the hicks around here.

Choo talkin' to me, Babe?

Did anybody else get hit with the snow?

Yes. >: I couldn't go to school today because of it.

A helluva lotta rain, but not much else.

Yes. A little.

My sister wrecked on her way to school, but she's okay.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad she's okay. Is the car drivable?

Hell no. But, it was my cousin's spare truck, and he doesn't really care about it.

What happened to her car? Or did she have one of her own?

My sister was drving my cousin's truck, she slid off the road into a telephone pole. She tore up the front. Same thing happened to her last winter. I've got pics of that wreck.

Everybody left. :(

I know you're there.

I did that about 4:30 today and there were three people checking profiles. I thought that was interesting.

I don't remember what my 1000th post was. I think it was in the music board.