There are too many people in the DRUGS thread that like crappy jokes and don't get slightly better jokes. :(

well the joke's on THEM then

Drugs. :rolleyes

An excerpt from AChimp's new self-help guide "[ACTION] turns you gay."

Coming soon to a bookshop near you, an exciting new book from the author of "...and then I wanked" & "How to webmaster funny on the internet." Preorder your copy today!

don't forget his popular how-to book "calculating how much jizz it takes to cover something FOR DUMMIES"

How's it goin' fellas? Good I hope! Willie I miss you and your teen angst

That's funny becasue he's twice your age. :(

Becasue.

Thank you Mavis Beacon, you have made my typing worse! >:

George Micheal you silly bitch.

Choogworth, if you're going to post in my thread, could you at least post ten times in a row? That would makes things awesome, thanks.

ok

ok

Thank you, that's great. :D

Also, if you could read through the past pages & whenever you find something you could make funny, you repost it in the thread with your comment.

That's the secret of being popular here, you just reuse your old jokes. :D

Which "ok" were you replying to?

The first one, I'm still writing my reply to the second one.

It means he misses how Spike TV used to be.

ok

I'm not a fan of Mike's new schtick.

Come on Mike, stating the bleeding obvious?

Didn't Jamesman do that to death last year?

its on CD to, read by florence henderson

Meat Pie > Meat Cake

Seriously! :eek

whoever heard of Chicken pot cake? Its like something they made on Iron Chef.

I need to put my SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... image URLs somewhere handy so I can carry on using them as Page Breaks. :/

Just the title is enough to make me bust a gut.

you win a pudding cup from Valhalla.

Is it meat pudding?

Thanks for that, now I never want to look at them again. :(

Wait...

Did you say gut or nut?

intestines

You dare expect any other flavor from Valhalla, realm of the Norse a=gods and Vikings?

Get it?

I'm suggesting you masturbate to pictures of people with SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... :eek

:(

HAHAHAHAHA @ MEAT PUDDING! :lol

No! I'm fucking serious. >:

My grandmother was from Newcastle, she put meat in everything she made. :x

People from Yorkshire are crazy.

like kidney pudding and blood pudding

How old are you, kid?

I'm just checking I haven't just broken any laws. :eek

20 next month

Yeah, plus Chocolate & Steak pudding. :(

P.S. We call it Black Pudding. Seriously, only vampires want to eat anything called blood. :rolleyes

noted

OMG, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know! :(

I smell sarcasm

Really? You have a note book by the computer & you take it all down? :eek

I only do that when I'm playing Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? :(

Not possible.

If I even think of being sarcastic without the right tags I'll get banned by this site's powermad mods. :(

Im like some kind of Harriet the spy. And I play where in the world is carmen San Diego.

*edit edit edit*

I can't count, & I screwed this whole page break up. >:

You know if Carmen San Diego Had a time machine why didnt she go back in time and kill the investigators when they were children?

what can they be?!

Dude, the investigators were children! :o

The game would be a lot cooler if at any moment Carmen could make your future non existant.

That wouldn't happen because I think the kids were like Carmen's grandparents or something, so if she killed them she'd die too.

Like that episode of Phil of The Future.

unless she made a robot then download her brain into a robobrain and then kill those kids.

First Law conflict, I'm afraid. :(

She's have to transfer her brain, & then kill the kids before the robot rebooted, otherwise the Robo-Carmen would be forced to stop the real Carmen.

And we all know that wouldn't work because positronic brains have an effectively instantaneous reboot cycle. :(

:lol

Yes I did. :lol

Everything going swimmingly in here?


EDIT: This post is an excuse for me to use 'swimmingly' :(

I had two really weird dreams last night/this morning :(

The first, I had this insane mullet that made me go crazy because it was really long :(

The second, I dreamt that my Dad was calling me, before I even picked up the phone :eek. My roommate told me that it explained why I firmly planted a fist into my cheek and started having a conversation :(

you know what I rather be doing then reading about your sad stories, Marc?

Speech Balloon: "Dang Bass Players Are Always In Their Own World!!"

I'd rather be playin with my cider jug.

Fuck Off!

from the website:
We have a lot of fun making and designing these High Quality Art T-shirts geared for the acoustic music community. We hope you will find the perfect shirt for expressing your unique musical personality.

Is there such an instrument called a faddle? because you could play them together and call it FIDDLE FADDLE!

Gorlack, GADZOOKS told you to Fuck off. >:

Now let those two Continue to post those Awesome T-Shirts.

:lol

Guys I'm leaving for a week. I know you're all crying. :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
I know I am.

I have a feeling that your pointed verbal jab directed at me was just a plug for those T-Shirts

Ouch, man. Ouch. :(

ok

I have great news!

did you save a bunch of money on your car insurence :(

Things on the internet are going to get a whole lot funner again!

whelk whimper bang

hey legolars long time no see!

im trying to make music with my computer, and it's haaaard. :(

im watching porn with my computer, and it's haaaard. :(

I gave up trying to make music with my computer, though I only tried to use Fruity Loops.

The only music I hear is the sound of money racking up as I laugh all the way to the bank.

Scored at AFB Bingo again?? Way to go. After you've made $5.00 you can take that Okinawa jackpot to Vegas.

Rawk. On. PeeWee.

:(

:)

If you're going to post in this thread, you're gonna have to do better than that, kid. >:

Welcome back, Esuohlim.

The two weeks you were away seemed much longer than the two weeks Terra was away. :(

:eek

:lol

Collect all four! ;)

I'm thinking about getting one of these for my Win '98 laptop:
Lucent WaveLAN Wireless Cards on Ebay

They're cheap as hell.

EDIT: Here's the computer, minus the DVD capability, Intel Centrino Mobile Technology (whatever that is), and no wireless LAN :(

Panasonic Toughbook-51

I believe this is the model, it's the one that looks the same.

EDIT #2: I take it back, I found the exact same Toughbook I have on eBay... for $65. Ha-fucking-ha. Nevertheless, I do wish to put one of those cards into my machine.

eBay Auction for the Panasonic CF-45 Toughbook Laptop

I went to Mammoth this weekend. The hiking was really nice, since I saw Devil's postpile and Rainbow Falls. The worst part had to be when my Dad and brother outvoted me on the radio and I was forced to listen to about 10 hours of NPR radio round trip. I didn't have an MP3 player, and I get a little nauseous after about 15 minutes of reading :(

This was the best frame from today's strip. :(

Then Pat's cock came back! >:

Furry porn. :x

Tech Forum. :rolleyes

DamnThatDavid's Hiking Story Forum. :(

Idiot. :lol

The picture of Pat doesn't need that caption. :x

Did you catch that the dick was breifly taken out, then it was put back by popular demand.

Yes. When I first saw the strip it was funny, and I laughed.

Then I looked again later & it was all cat boners.

Fans of Achewood love the cat boners. :x