Pub wasn't invited guys. :(

I was invited, but my neighbours are sinister raccoons and cephalopods. :x

Haha, ok with my history of NIGGA :eek that does look racist.

I didn't mean it to be that way.

It was a reference. Pretty much the only thing I reference lately.

Now it's your turn to explain bad attempts at jokes. ;(

lol lol yeah haha that's because

oh wait

...well thanks for not leaving me room for jokes >:

What the hell is going on

PS that was directed at pub you fags

Go back to your party.

Haha. :lol

I was totally thinking :esouhlim when I wrote that bit. ;(

No thanks, it's after five. That's when the homeless come out and hunt for cans and shit :x

:eek




PSSTING MADNESS!

PSSSTING MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA :eek

DISAGREE.

MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA! :eek

"Leaving in 4 days"

:x :x :x

:rolleyes

Oh sh*t that reminds me I'm going to boarding school on friday :x

It's a countdown. :eek

Lesbian boarding school?

ba-dum-psh

Ass Burgers boarding school :x

Jesus christ, my sister's an asshole. She's trying to use these tiny handcuffs to chain my cat to her bed >:

Furry runs in your family?

That sucks. I had to do three years at Homogay boarding school, so I feel your pain.

Intimately.

I think I caught it from her originally. She's a big faggot for dragons and shit :x

:x Fur real.

I forgot what good games the first three Crash Bandicoots are ;(

But Furry is an STD! :eek

You either caught it in utero... or... :x


STOP FUCKING YOUR SISTER, YOU PERVE! >:

What the hell f*ck you man I'm not that much of a /b/ tard >:

Hey, baby steps.

First, stop fucking your cat.

I don't fuck my cat. :(

I will carry her around the house against her will stick her entire face in my mouth on occasion, though. :<

PS there was supposed to be an and there shut the hell up

Okay, stop sucking on your cat then.

HOT LESBIAN SISTER ACTION! :eek

NOW NOW WITH EXTRA FUR! :eek


:x

Cuz that sounds really gross.

I like them too :x

I refuse to click that.

PS: Crash three is the only decent thing that piece of shit franchise has ever turned out. I really hope they never make another crash game ever again.

Have you put me on the ignore list yet, or not?

I WILL BEAT YOU UP :fist

did daniel put me on ignore? Because then I would be OFFENDED

Daniel doesn't use ignore.

All the cool kids talk in third-person nowadays.

GW, stop bragging about your use of the ignore function, else I'll have it taken away like I did with editing.

Unless you brag lots in like five days, becasue then I won't do anything because I'd have left so whatever. :(

where are you going

To a party.

I'm compiling a list of awesome cities.

No US cities made it past prescreening though.

Not even Albuquerque? :(

Pub touring the U.S. would probably be a great success.

melbourne has to be on that list

Florida?

No way.

http://www.travelandleisure.com/worl...cfm?cat=cities

#6 New York :eek

Melbourne sucks.

#10 San Francisco :eek :eek

I rate New York below Chicago. The whole experience was really underwhelming.

Sydney is the city I'm gonna judge Australia on, so basically you're screwed for a good review. ;(

I consider being fingerprinted an invasion of privacy, so until you stop being a bunch of bitches, no.

thats why its consistantly voted the most livable city in the world. Although it got pipped by a city in canada last year had to settle for no. 2, and was also officially named the sporting capital of the world.

sydney? shit sydneys a shit hole you can't be serious

:(

Damn six character requirement.

But seriously, if anyone is in Europe during the next six months & don't mind meeting me, that would be cool. :(

ur buyin my ticket rite?

you and Rankeri gonna be good friends.

Ha. After my ticket I can't even afford food. :(

West Europe.

Hell, I'm probably only willing to go as far as North France.

Unless like a road trip, but I don't think i can afford that much alcohol.


Fuck Finland. :lol

hahaha ;<

pub you need to remove those "ethics" and get your ass to the ;o

to the states* >:

Going to the US without the option for MAJOR CRIMES isn't my idea of fun.

we can rob a bank if you want ;<

you have to buy the beer, though, i'm not 21 :x

I'm not robbing banks with my fingerprints & photo on a frikking watchlist because New Zealand is somehow a terrorist nation. :(

haha, new zealand is the LAST place i'd expect terrorist to come from ;<

i know shit of history, though. you guys might have BAD ROOTS, idk :x

I thought you didn't have to be 21 in most European countries to get alcohol?

hey p.s. im in the US and you gotta be 21 hurr

He's talking about if I had no ethics & slightly less preplanning of crimes ability.

oh come on. I believe within all of us is a little 1920s gangster going "mah! see!"

Not if you get finger printed just for changing planes in a place.

Sometimes I get angry when people don't seem to understand Climate Change. Then I remember that I'm well invested in highland property.

Haha. :lol

Hey guys

you just gotta make sure to wear gloves for crime IS IT THAT INCONVEINENT

quick reply my ass, that took like three fucking minutes >:

When was the last time you bought gloves? They're a restricted item now.

The shop assistant is all "Are you going to use these for MAJOR CRIMES?" & they know if you lie. You can't lie to shop assistants.

And I'm not going to smuggle some in. If I wanted hard work I wouldn't being doing CRIMES

I've got some driving gloves you can borrow, as evidenced by recent photos of me!

Haha, say a thing enough.

It's all too slow.

POSTING SEDATENESS. :eek

almost 1000 pages!!

I agree. My MAJOR CRIMES should start with you. ;D

omg dibs >:

On page 1000, I mean

internet transexuals don't get 1000 pages

they get the paddling of a lifetime

bye feven sorce

fucking slow forum

1000 paddles to the face

So I finally got so sick of LttP that I am never going to play it again for the rest of my life and decided to play Super Metroid again, and I can't believe how much fucking better it is than LttP or pretty much anything on any 16-bit console ever. This shit is fucking awesome.

its not better than mega man x

I mean, right after you start a new game you're exploring the creepy space colony where everyone's all dead and stuff, then you find some FUCKING HUGE DRAGON ALIEN and do FURIOUS BATTLE WITH HIM and after that you have to escape the EXPLODING SPACE STATION and like immediately after that you're blasting your way through hordes of aliens hundreds of miles below the surface of Zebes and listening to that fucking kickass soundtrack :<

What a fucking classic :<