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FUCK i'm so jealous that matt picked the other avatar

HEY YOU JERKS I'M BACK. whats goin on?

I just drank a Super Big Gulp and ate 2 Fifth Avenues.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

Matt Harty totally talks differently on aim :(

As compared to what?

Return of cat loaf! :)

Code:



rem Load bitmaps

load bitmap "tiles.bmp",1

get image 1,0,0,256,256

delete bitmap 1



rem Load sound

load sound "hum.wav",1

load sound "explode.wav",2

loop sound 1



rem Load music track

load music "caverun.mid",1

loop music 1



rem Activate manual sync

sync on



rem Make landscape and ceiling matrix

make matrix 1,2000,5000,10,25

prepare matrix texture 1,1,2,2

make matrix 2,2000,5000,10,25

prepare matrix texture 2,1,2,2

fill matrix 2,0,2

randomize matrix 2,350.0

for t=0 to 25

        set matrix height 2,0,t,-100

        set matrix height 2,10,t,-100

next t

update matrix 2



rem Bagin game loop

do



rem Set seed for same random numbers

randomize 1



rem Clear cave floor

fill matrix 1,0,1



rem Set lighting, fog and setupset ambient light 20

color backdrop 0

if fog available()=1 then fog on : fog color 0 : fog distance 3000



rem Reset speed

x=0

z=0

speed#=0.0



rem Begin main loop

repeat



rem Record old variables

oldx=x

oldgy#=gy#



rem Control key movements

if upkey()=1 then speed#=speed#+1.0 else speed#=speed#-1.0

if leftkey()=1 then rz#=rz#+1.0

if rightkey()=1 then rz#=rz#-1.0



rem Control variables

if speed#<0.0 then speed#=0.0

if speed#<10.0 then speed#=speed#+1.1

if speed#>40.0 then speed#=40.0

rz#=rz#/1.1

x=x-(2*rz#)



rem Scroll landscape

z=z+speed#

if z>200

        z=z-200

        if rnd(3)=0

                mp=mp-1

                mp=mp+rnd(3)

                if mp<1 then mp=1

                if mp>4 then mp=4

        endif

        for t=0 to 0 : set matrix height 1,t,24,450 : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t

        for t=1 to mp : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t

        for t=mp+1 to mp+1 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,3 : next t

        for t=mp+2 to mp+3 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(20) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,1 : next t

        for t=mp+4 to mp+4 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,4 : next t

        for t=mp+5 to 9 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t

        for t=10 to 10 : set matrix height 1,t,24,450 : next t

        update matrix 1

        shift matrix up 1

        shift matrix up 2

endif



rem Position matrix        

position matrix 1,0,0,2500-z

position matrix 2,0,100,2500-z



rem Position camera

gy#=curvevalue(50+get ground height(1,500+x,z),gy#,3)

position camera 500+x,gy#,2500

zrotate camera wrapvalue(rz#)



rem Control sound frequency

set sound speed 1,10000+(speed#*100)



rem Update screen

sync



rem End main loop when collision with ceiling

until get ground height(2,500+x,z)<gy#-75.0



rem Return camera to point before collision

position camera 500+oldx,oldgy#,2500



rem Game Over

play sound 2

for c=0 to 255 step 20

        cls rgb(c,0,0)

        if fog available()=1 then fog distance (c*5) : fog color (c*256*256)

        sync

next c



rem End game loop

loop

PutYourToeInYou: http://rackshack2.mybuddyinfo.com/im...11DSC00910.JPG
PutYourToeInYou: :(
PutYourToeInYou: that's me :(
Switch Dingo: I SAW YOUR NERD PICTURE
Switch Dingo: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN THAT LOCKER
Switch Dingo: STUFFED INTO IT
PutYourToeInYou: I WROTE THAT ON SOME JERKS LOCKER
PutYourToeInYou: JERK
*** PutYourToeInYou signed off at Sat Jun 26 18:00:23 2004.
Switch Dingo: YEAH SURE NERD
Switch Dingo: OH SURE SIGN OFF NERD >:

LOOK AT THE NERD WHO'S TALKING TO THE 'NERD' WHO ISN'T EVEN THERE. NERD.

LOOK AT THE NERD WHO'S CALLING A NERD A NERD AFTER THAT NERD ALREADY CALLED HIM A NERD. >:

NERD.

I HAVE TO GO CALL MY GIRLFRIEND. SOMETHING THAT A NERD DOSN'T HAVE. LIKE YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD. NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I AM GOING TO GO DO SOME NON-NERDY THINGS. NERD.

OMG U 2 R SUCH NERDS OMG

My Bros. got Super Smash Brothers Melee

Hey i blocked all you guys on my aim :(

And deleted you too :(

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATEV DOOD, NO ONE CARES, U THINK UR ALL BADASS, I STILL THINK YOU SUCK O SHIT SON FACE TO THE MAX CUM LAUDE

Were you even on my aim? :rolleyes

probably with matt harty........ MAKING OUT!!!!!

AgroSkateRik: what a dooshbagh
AgroSkateRik: but dont tell him i said that
Switch Dingo: HE IS GAY LIKE THAT TO ME TOO
Switch Dingo: I THINK IT IS HIS WAY OF HITTING ON YOU
AgroSkateRik: BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Switch Dingo: HE WANTS YOUR SELF ESTEEM TO BE REALLY LOW SO HE CAN SLIP YOU THE WANG
Switch Dingo: IN YOU BUTT
Switch Dingo: :X
AgroSkateRik: KINKY
AgroSkateRik: I MEAN NASTY

Switch Dingo: YEAH LIEK I BET IT'S GORRS :X
AgroSkateRik: ITS PROBABLYLY A LOT LIKE POOING
AgroSkateRik: BUTT IN REVERSE
Switch Dingo: NO I THINK IT HURTS
AgroSkateRik: WE COULD ASK MATTWHAT ITS LIKE LOL
Switch Dingo: YEAH WE COULD I BET HE'D KNOW
AgroSkateRik: CUZ HES A FAGGOT
AgroSkateRik: RIGHT LOL
Switch Dingo: I'M NOT GONNA SAY YES OR NO
Switch Dingo: BUT YEAH HE'S PRETTY FAGGY LOL
AgroSkateRik: NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
AgroSkateRik: LOL!
Switch Dingo: OR IS THERE
Switch Dingo: RIGHT AGRO
AgroSkateRik: lol!!
Switch Dingo: ??
AgroSkateRik: LEFT
AgroSkateRik: WAIT NO
AgroSkateRik: RIGHT!!!
AgroSkateRik: LOL
Switch Dingo: HIGHFIVE
AgroSkateRik: 5!
AgroSkateRik: SLAP ME SOME SKIN BRA
Switch Dingo: WURD
AgroSkateRik: YOU KNOW WHY HE HAS AT CATLOAF?
Switch Dingo: TO MOLEST IT
Switch Dingo: :X
AgroSkateRik: HELLS YEa

Why are you guys talking about me?

omg , you guys are out of control.

There, now this page is over and nobody will have to read it ever again. >:

OH THANK GOODNESS, NOW I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT. :rolleyes

OH THANK GOODNESS I CAN SLEEP WITH SAM TONIGHT :rolleyes

ONLY IF YOU CLEAN YOUR PLATE. >:

what happened sam you never used to be this strict :(

YEAH, WELL THINGS CHANGE, LIKE SOCKS AND RULES. >:

I'LL HAVE NO BACK TALK FROM YE LADDY.

Man ok, so I went to this book store today and was all like "employ me you bitches, suck it" and this scrawny ass bitch was like "fuck off bitch, and leave your resume and call the manager at this number".

Yeah so I might have a job.

I thought i was the disgruntled son who was also annorexic :/

YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY.

EACH. >:

hey camacazio, you really should call that number

hey sam, you should really get off my balls

AS IF YOU HAD ANY BALLS TO GET ON IN THE FIRST PLACE. >:

umm... ummm.. YOUR MOM!!!

KO

I'm sorry sam please come back :(

did you call yet? >:

The manager works Tuesday through Friday :(

I'll do it tommorrow.

Matt make a catloaf gallery of your catloafs!

I'll make one once I stop hoping that you all die.

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PAGE 172: THE MATT HARTY CHRONICLES

Emu: An End Of An Era.

Code 5 second floor 2 South.

underneath the hollow marble tile in the fourth room of the pyramid

Code 5 all clear, Code 5 all clear, Code 5 all clear.