Stop trying to get on my good side elx.

baby i'll take you on any side

FARTFUCK

SHITTINGFUCKS

SMOKE WEED

ALREADY DID

HA


HA



HA

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Nicholas Cage is creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy sexy

My dog, apparently bored, has ripped a hole in the carpet behind her crate. She somehow scooted the floor of her crate forward to get access and just worked it out a few fibers at a time.

We're never getting our security deposit back now :(

Might as well trash the place now. Have a party. :rock

Have you seen the Wicker Man remake with him? Where he super kicks a pagan bitch through a grandfather clock?

....that's where its at.

I have not yet! I watched knowing last night and there was a scene were he was talking to a girl in a museum and I kept saying to myself, I bet he is always super creepy looking. BTW, that movie did not need him at all in it. It was a SciFi channel movie that could use and number of unknown actors with no talent.

Cage seems to be whoring out the name he worked so hard to earn lately.

exactly :( they need to make more games like that damn it

07-08-09

RUN 6 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, there was a superman 4 with Reeves? I never knew!

On a side note, YAY FOR PAIN PILLS!

:rave

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
GAWDAMMIT

Awww... Hey-Zeus Christ!

omg I can't wait to receive an email about this so I can forward it to everyone I know :eek :eek

:love:love

:wank

I Survived a Japanese Game Show is on. I watched it last week. It was somewhat enjoyable.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5174729AAM87fQ

:x

My dentist's partner's daughter is on that show.

Do you know which one?

http://abc.go.com/primetime/isurvive...index?pn=about

Yeah, it's Megan. She looks exactly like her dad.

DENTAL SUPPLY SALESPERSON

I imagine she might have been inspired by her dad's career in dentistry.

I'm gonna watch the episodes online, now I have someone to kinda care about.

I'm going to the Dweezil Zappa concert tonight to watch him shred on his guitar, son



<3 <3

103% cooler than you'll ever be

She was in the bottom two last night, Tadao, but she won the last challenge and the other guy went home.

Went last Thursday and it was great!

is t. bozzio gonna be there cause he was there when i went 8-)

FOREVER, FOREVERRRRRR :heart

Priscilla: Queen of the Desert is on Netflix's instant watch list.

I watching a show on Discovery Channel right now called "naked science: giant crystal caves" and holly fuck it is insanely cool.

There is a video tab on this link, http://channel.nationalgeographic.co...w#tab-Overview

So cool you have to come to another threat to post a retort. :rolleyes

No :( The first year they did Zappa Plays Zappa they had Bozzio and Napoleon Murphy Brock, and it was great.

They didn't have any special guests this year, but it was still a gas! A guy behind me yelled for Montana the whole time even after it was played, and another guy in front of me kept pointing everything out to a friend of his like "wtf there's supposed to be a keyboard solo here" like he wasn't getting his money's worth because the band wasn't playing carbon copies of the album versions

And I didn't get to eat dinner until I came home so I whipped up a DANNY TANNER SANDWICH to complete the night in style

infractions scare me :(

what a gasbag! also i had some subway afterwards, not exactly a no crumb zone but hey we got to see some of the beardos who were sitting near us in full light :x

have mersayyy

FUCK

hahahaha

:lol

See me comin' to town with my soul
Straight down out of the world with my fingers
Holding onto the devil I know
All my troubles'll hang on your trigger
Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth off if you know where you're aiming
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you

See me kickin' the door with my boots
Broke down out in a ditch of old rubbish
Snakes and bones in the back of your room
Handing out a confection of venom
Heaven's drunk from the poison you use
Charm the wolves with the eyes of a gambler
Now I see it's a comfort to you
Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight

I won't give up that ghost
It's sick the way these tongues are twisted
The good in us is all we know
There's too much left to taste that's bitter

I won't give up that ghost
It's sick the way these tongues are twisted
The good in us is all we know
There's too much left to taste that's bitter

Na na na
Na na na
Na na na

ITS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER!!!!!!

Infarctians are even worse, especially mycardial.

FUCK YOU WOMTI YOU COCKSUCKINGFUCKBAG >:

:meat

sam you're an angsty apple brain

YOU ARE JUST AS BAD

IT'S NOT JUST A COPY IT'S A CRIME

This conversation is pretentious.

You cant go soft on ID theft!

You need some Crime Hardener

I FEEL LIKE MY PERSONAL LIBERTIES HAVE BEEN VIOLATED AND A MAJOR CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED BY THIS HOMELESS SCUM.

You should complain to the internet manager about your situation. I think EVIL ROBOT can help.

Sacha Baron Cohen

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/sach...n_no_fear.html

"The government of Kazakhstan also threatened legal action, to which Baron Cohen, as Borat, responded, "I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my government's decision to sue this Jew.""

:lol

The bf still refuses to believe that the man who played Borat and the man who plays Bruno are one and the same.

:rolleyes

Has he seen Ali G? He looks more like Bruno there but yeah, his Borat is amazing. I remember seeing Borat on the Ali G show doing reports from abroad and not knowing it was the same guy.

I don't know, I always recognize his eyes. His eyes always look the same to me.

I doubt he's seen Ali G, he never had much patience for british TV.

He does a great interview as borat on season 2 but I think its a deleted scene where he interviews a football coach:

At around 25 seconds I was crying when I saw him describe football, the rest of the skit is decent.

heh.


...I burned my thumb pretty badly, stupidity + cooking. 3 hrs later it still hurts like a mofo. Should be a mighty fine blister.

Oh man, make sex explosion on her stomach :lol

HEY THAT'S NOT FUNNY


/////////...............:(

ok so i have a cell phone now
whoever wants drunk texts from CIG PM me your numba

i think my fuck fuck fuck fuck post got deleted or something
:(

i'm kind of sad this show is ending next saturday, i got my paycheck for the first week and my eyes lit up with dollar signs like uncle scrooge from duck tales.

i think today is the day i shall ride my scooter to work. this shall be amusing, everyone at work wants to see me on my little blue scooter. it's sitting in the living room with me now, but i'm still a lil drunk from last night, so no test drive til i sleep some of this sweetwater ale off.

CIG WANTS SEX
dammit
:(

I'm trying not to have sex until the 16th :(

And no one cares why

why the 16th? Is it part of your religion hehe

I'm using the energy to drink and dance all day.

Take some uppers, should be fine. :rolleyes

Sexual energy is my upper.

this is something i find funny: grassputin.

I can't believe my stalker thread got deleted. :rolleyes

Its probably because I posted in it. Im sorry Sam. :tear

HEY SAM THAT WAS RUDE I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND


NEVER AGAIN

yeah, but why are there school? :(

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Thats Mr. Mischievous Badger to most of us. :(

SAM PLAEASE GO POST IN MY THREAD I WILL HAVE GAY ANAL BUTT SECKS WITH YOU I PROMISE <3<3<3<3<3<3

LIKELY STORY

I can't believe its already halfway through July. Anyone do anything summery this year at all?

I went to the beach and drank tequila. :\

I need to go to the beach and get a tan. Normally white as a ghost.

I've been on roller coasters a lot.

http://www.chambersfineart.com/en/contemp/sjinsong.html

Adams Family Daycare?

The kid would be safe if you put it in this first.

:rolleyes

Dimnos on 07/14/2009 10:27 am
Will it be a one issue deal or will there be more to come?




CAN'T YOU READ DUMBNOSE

Maybe not. What didnt I read? All I got was the first print would be sold at the con and then a second will be sold on line. I missed anything about it being a multi issue. :confused:

And what about those awesome shark shirts? Will there ever be any more of those to order online? Perhaps in time to order both it and Protos comic at the same time so we arent doing a miserly $3 online purchas?

We made oxy-acetylene bombs, drank a lot, and ate barbecued every kind of animal we could procure at the market. :(

the market I just went to has camel, goat, kangaroo and just about anything equipped with hooves. But a lot of it is frozen so I don't know about quality. Frozen camel steak doesn't look 100% appetizing.

Also, happy Bastille day to those of you who care.

lol, I thought you meant walking around at first.

He said if all goes well, he'll try to get her to do a color comic.

But more importantly, I think my word play on your name was Jawsome. :(