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SORRY ELX IT'S JUST THAT NOTHING GETS ON MY TITS MORE THAN PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DRUGZ AND TRYING TO CHANGE MY MIND WITH RIGHTEOUS RAGE
I'M NOT EVEN HURTING YOU FFS JEEZE |
Speaking of kgp4death
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of course he does
hey guys fuck elx and lumpsian who's with me |
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who you callin' sasquatch
FLAT FOOT |
BEAT IT BEARD CHEST
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I bet he's a fan of the Matrix.
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So the other day when I was pondering about my job I came to this conclusion. The blood drive is nothing more than a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula.
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woot i fixed my phone now :O
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Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet seat.
The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings. Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house". According to the Daily Star Sunday, Hogan, who split with Boella in 2007 after 20 years, announced: "The judge says she has to return the toilet seat, a chandelier and everything else." Boella was said to be using the loo seat as a picture frame to house a photograh of Hogan, 56. A friend said that the wrestling champ was deliriously happy with the ruling. "Hulk's had a victory and feels a lot better. He feels this is a sign his luck is returning!" |
He's taken way to many hits on the head.
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I understand it perfectly.
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FOLLOW UP JOKE: Linda stole TNA? :rimshot
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Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."
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IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOWWW
IT'S A CALIFORNIA THING :rolleyes |
 ITS NOT MY FAULT, THE STATE LANGUAGE IS AUSTRIAN, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE ENGLISH SPEAKERS CAN SWEET CHIN SOMEONE'S FACE INTO A GRANDFATHER CLOCK |
IT'S SWEET CHIN MUSIC MAAANNNNN
GO BACK TO OREGON IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT |
stop breaking i-mockery ZBF
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DON'T EVEN BOTHER EXPLAINING IT TO HIM BILL, HE'S JUST ANOTHER SLOW-MINDED OREGONIAN TRANSPLANT :rolleyes
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WE NOW DISCUSS GIGANTOR
GIGANTOR ARABIC YAHKMED GIGANTOR LAZY ITALIAN GIGANTOR HOMOSEXUAL JAPANESE ROCK AND ROLL GIGANTOR MECHANEE IS SWITCHED ON |
ONE OF THOSE CLIPS CONTAINS GIGANTOR PERFORMING SWEET CHIN MUSIC
OR DOES IT? I'LL NEVER TELL |
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YOU ARE DEAD TO ME DIMNOS
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YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE BEAUTY THAT IS SWEET CHIN MUSIC! >: DONT BE SELFISH.
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KIND OF LIKE THE WORD OF GOD.
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I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SWEET CHIN MUSIC ALL ABOUT YOUR DOME AREA
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YOU HAVE TO SPREAD IT TO THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO HEAR ITS SPLENDOR.
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Let a real finishing move get to work.
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I lol'd at "I JUST KICKED STAN!"
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Oh shit, somebody beat me to it.
I thought it was a granddaddy clock, instead it is a wall full of pictures. |
the part with the bear is hilarious
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This one is actually better. TTTHHHHHEEE BEEEEESSSSS |
great, now i gotta get drunk and watch the goddamn wicker man
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hey guys obamas problem is that he's leading with his head and not with his heart. What an arrogant fuck!
its the presidents duty to lead us emotionally as well as rationally. |
It's Australia day today. I was going to go to the beach for a free sausage and hamburger but now I can't be arsed.
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wholesale is a spambot and he is spamming up loveline
that really steams me up |
he freaking spammed like every forum guys
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Fucking christ, ever since I saw that fat little mexican yesterday his stupid burrito face has plagued my mind since. Why the fuck is he wearing a New York Yankess hat? Baseball is an american past time and last time I checked, New York isn't in fucking Mexico. I hope that fat fuck drinks the water in mexico.
By the way, how fucked up is it that they have those two girls there looking so akward gyrating their bodies like two celestial plants orbiting around a sun. |
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I can't wait till Babs makes the news. |
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See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.
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Is that Mexican kid retarded or something? I mean really. Does he have some sort of birth defect or mental handicap? His face looks kind of like he has the downs but not exactly. :\
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I foresee you facing a second divorce. |
YAY! That means some sucker is gonna marry me again!
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Hey. You can get some free booty out of it. You should try and shoot for someone with some cash so you can take half of it when you decide to leave their ass.
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Nah, right now I'm training my GF to be my nursemaid. :(
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 "A bang-nurse. Nice!" |
Hahaha I forgot about that.
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IT'S A BANG-MAID >:
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i lost my avatar :(
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THe Youtube thread is dumb.
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FUCKING HELLZ WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY?!
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in the club
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I'm here :[
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no you're not
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Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground Gold in your mouth Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool Walking down town with yo pants on the ground get it up!! HEY! got your pants off the ground lookin like a fool, walkin talking with you pants on the ground get it up hey get them pants off the ground Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground Gold in your mouth Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground |
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I imagine that was sung by a cowboy.
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Uh...... disregard that nonsensical post
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I would kill to somehow go back in time and take part in the Steve Garvey Billfish Classic.
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http://www.weather.com/weather/map/i..._media_maplink
Watch my town absolutely lose its shit in real time. |
Purple is no good right?
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The cast from Jersey Shore is going to be at club this friday. I really want to go wearing a shirt with a big red circle with a line and then an italian flag inside of it.
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Pffft, I was going to check mine it because it was snowy and cold today but you defnitely win. |
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That sounds like a pretty good time actually.
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Man, I hate school with a fucking passion.
Yo dawg, we heard you were a starving kid so we took all of your money and put you in a curriculum not designed to be passed by anyone without an epic meth habit |
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do you really have to ask? :rolleyes
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Had my kid. 8 lb 4 oz, 20 inches long. C-sections are pretty damn weird to experience...feels like being on the receiving end of that "psychic surgery" where the guy digs into you and pulls out chicken guts or whatever. It also feels remarkably like being disemboweled. The good news was that she was out of me in about 5 mins.
So we're all alive so far. |
YEEEEAAAH!
Baby time! Well done Kitsa Face. |
no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.
TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM |
Congrats Kitsa!!! :O
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