7999 omg omg omg

I refuse to endorse this

i'll report you to the ocmmisioner >:

I've got 10000 you wait and see >:

JUST YOU WAIT 'ENRY 'IGGINS

Get a job...

Hey, how's that Castlevania fanfic coming along?

who are you telling to get a job, fourteen

its done since long

That's good to hear! here's somemore fan fiction for you since you like it that much!

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Hillary went downstairs to her private library. It was 11:30 at night. Nobody was awake, except for the ever-present security guards. She wore a white nighty, long enough to hang just past her creamy white thighs.

"Good evening, Bob" she said to one agent at the door.

"Good evening, Mrs. Clinton," Bob said in his most serious voice. He knew a couple of important facts, and she knew he knew. So Bob was treated nicely.

In the library was young Chelsea. She wore a green teddy. Her pert nipples strained at the fabric, and her hairy bush tried so very hard to reach past the bottom of the fabric. When the door of the library opened, she turned to see her mother walk in.

"Good evening, Mother," Chelsea almost giggled.

"How many times have I told you to be more serious? You are a proper young lady," Hillary responded.

Chelsea walked up to her mother and gave her a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Mom, what are you doing up?" Chelsea often spent late nights in the library, reading and preparing to rule the world when she was older.

"I just decided to take a walk," her Mother responded. "The real question is, 'What are you doing here?'"

Chelsea then decided to tell her mom something -- something that had been on her mind for a long time.

"Mom, I so often feel all alone here. I am becoming a young woman, don't you think?"

"Oh, yes, darling, you are a very attractive, vivacious young thing," Hillary said enthusiastically.

"Mom, I don't feel as though I will ever get to know anyone, or, well, kiss anyone, while I'm here. And its going to be another four years! I don't know if I will be able to take it."

Hillary leaned over to Chelsea and gave her a gentle hug. When she did, her breasts accidentially rubbed against the pert, large nipples of her only daughter. For just a minute, their eyes locked. Then Hillary made a decision. She leaned over and kissed her daughter. Not a gentle, motherly kiss -- but a real, passion-filled kiss. At first their lips just touched, as Chelsea was unaware of what was happening. Then Hillary moved her tongue to Chelsea's lips, forcing them apart.

"MOM!! What are you doing?!??" Chelsea almost screamed.

Hillary simply took her daughter by the hand and led her to the couch. Without a word, she again leaned over to kiss her teenage girl. This time, Hillary placed her warm hand against Chelsea's exposed thigh. The juices began to run in the young girl's slit. A feeling she never felt before began to overtake the girl -- and she liked it. Her mother's tongue in her mouth! Who would imagine how good it could feel...

Chelsea slowly reached out and touched her mother's breast.

"That's it, darling, take it -- touch it, feel it. I want you to love it," Hillary breathed.

Things began to move much more quickly. Hillary reached over and lifted Chelsea's green teddy off of her. Chelsea was now naked. She was not cold, but warm with excitement. Her entire body tingled at the touch of her mom's fingers. Hillary moved her hands slowly down her daughter's breasts, admiring their size, pleased at their firmness. Then she bent down and began sucking on her teen's nipples.

"Oh, Gaaad, Mom, that's unbelievable," Chelsea moaned. She could not believe what was happening, but was far too excited to ask her mom to stop.

"I want you to touch me," Hillary said. She guided her daughter's hand to her wet pussy. Chelsea felt the moist juices of her mother's cunt. Curiously, she lifted her fingers to her mouth and tasted her mother's pussy juice. That fueled her desire for more. Ravenously she leaned down and began to lick her mothers legs. Without really knowing what she was doing she began kissing her mother's cunt, frenching it like a mouth. That drove Hillary deeper into passion. Hillary stuck her finger in her mouth and began to rub Chelsea's ass. She then drove her finger into her daughter's asshole, fingering in and out while rubbing the young girl's clit with her thumb.

"Mom, mom, this feels so good. You are fucking me, mom, you are fucking your own fuckin daughter. I want to cum, mom. I want you to make me cum." Chelsea began to breathe very hard. Hillary continued to rub her daughter's clit and finger her anus.

"Chelsea, move up," Hillary commanded. Chelsea slid so that her cunt was now over her mother's mouth. Hillary began to lick her daughter, driving her tongue deep into the virgin cunt.

"Oh, Mom, I'm cumming.... Ohh, Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I cummmmmmmmmmmmiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chelsea yelled as her body writhed in a massive orgasm.

"I want you to pee on me," Hillary said as Chelsea was in the midst of a massive orgasm. "Pee on me now!"

Chelsea let loose with a flood of yellow urine, pouring out of her and into her mother's waiting mouth. Her pee drenched Hillary's face and hair, covering her with the salty liquid. Hillary gulped as quickly as she could, turned on to the fact that her teenage daughter was peeing all over her face. Her own fingers had been working their magic on her clit, and as the pee came pouring into her open, hungry mouth, Hillary's body shook with the biggest orgasm of her life. She also loosened her bladder, peeing on herselt. Chelsea leaned backwards and twisted her body to drink her mother's yellow juice.

Finally, they turned to one another and kissed, each tasting their own urine and cum juices.

This was the first of many future encounters.

THE END

pjalne I think I love you. :(

Then I want you to pee on me.

I'm glad someone does.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII''''''''''''mmmmmmmmmmmmm ccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmiiiiiiinn nnnnnnnngggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey who is hotbutteredfunk because according to his blog he is feeling "esuohlim" :(

Sometimes I like to look up my name on Google to see if the rest of the Internet talks about me behind my back.



They do. :(

my fan fiction is nothing like that!

hey guys

did that fan fic get anyone else all hot and bothered?

no >:

tomorrow is my forums birthday i'm a big boy :(

mommy wow i'm a big kid now

Testing avatar =]

that fan fic gave me a headache and a hard on

I actually think there are two sequels.

ew i got a mental image of a threesome between her, hillary, and bill

hey rongi i like your avatar :)

Stairway to heaven is a god.

nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

please fuck off.

shoo go back to general blabber

=O that was mean, seeing how I didnt even start that thread =[

no, but you fucking ruined it. this thread was awesome before you.

DOUBLE POST MADNESS

how much do you wanna bet i'll give you great odds

like 1000 to 1!

Lol.

seriously if by "stairway to heaven is a god" you mean "stairway to heaven is the most heavily overrated song in the history of songs" then we are in agreement

i like Kashmir better

I like Ramble On better

I like Gallows Pole better

Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

I like Immigrant song way way more

Gallows pole sure is a chunk of pure ownage.

bzzt wrong

Song is amazing, its also amazing that he wrote it while on acid :/

lol drugs
faggot

one time i posted on i-mockery when i was on drugs :eek

:eek

the devil you say :eek

this page is dedicated to GADZOOKS, may your soul find rest in the afterlife.



goodnight sweet prince.

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I know we had our differences, GADZOOKS, but I do love you. I will never foreget the wonderful time we had together at the Golden Globe's.

hey hickman

hey matt

ugh i hate the fact that i like led zeppelin so much. seriously like every other led zeppelin fan is a total faggot.

and for the record stairway to heaven can suck my black cock. the best led zeppelin song is trampled underfoot, faggots.

Led Zepplin was ruined for me ;(

is this thread title a reference to the meaning of life, the monty python movie?

si senior

I like Houses of the Holy Alot.

SO apparently a lot of straight people hate gayes. I had no idea.

actually a lot of straight men hate gay men. straight women love gay men. and most men love gay women, as long as they are in photo pictures on the interweb

what happened to gadzooks?

he ended the internet

houses of the holy is my favorite LZ album.

Gadzooks didn't even say goodbye to me I thought we were good Internet friends >:

I can't believe I've clicked the "Add Reply" button on this board 6958 times :(

milhouse wanna play tic tac toe

some of those were the "quote" button

I GO FIRST!

I'LL TAKE TARA LIPINSKI TO BLOCK!

God will make you pay for each post that cant be found. :meaningoflifereferencewithatwist

oh whoops let me fix that!



oh sh*t! i'm not very good at tic tac toe guys :(

I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

isnt that the pregnant girl that was killed by that guy.

SEE I KNEW IT. >:

wait that was lacy peterson

OKAY I'LL ADMIT IT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TARA LIPINSKI IS. >:

ROGER WATERS CAN SUCK THE SHIT OFF OF MY DICK

she was the ice skater that got hit in the knee with a pipe lol lol

Rongi we need to get our Al Roker avatars back on the double :(

one step ahead of ya

lol we had a fight at school today and i almost got beat up cuz i live on the east side(across the tracks).

sht negro

guys we need to get this thread to 10,000 posts before april fool's day or WE'LL be the fools :eek

so i saved $3.80 with my kroger card the other day :(

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

:lol was I the only one here who watched that show out of boredom then started to like it?

no ;-;

rongi just sent me awkward AIM messages, what do i do?

she's the ice skater who got the gold medal in 1998, nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

i don't watch faggy ice skating

hey guys!

shut up

I guess I'll leave the sarcasm to Mister Sarcastic then :(

Say "No thanks, sir." and walk away from the car casually.

mr. roker's on a rampage