Willie should read more mad-libs. :(

You are the butch weatherman.

I believe Immortal Goat makes for a better butch.

Give that faggot your avatar, dude.

ok guys i have made a mad lib and i am gonna start doing stuff in sets of five because it's kind of long :(

plural noun
adjective
noun
adjective
plural noun

lunches
blistering
tanktop
bombastic
trombones

noun
historical era
celebrity name
plural noun
place

willie sounds like kevin smith :o

except willie isnt a faggot >:

beans
victorean era
Fatty Arbuckle
jizzism
rapetown

I hope it's allright if i change 'jizzism' to 'jizzisms' because 'jizzism' aint no plural noun

or maybe i could swap jizzism and beans :lol

verb(present tense)
verb ending in ING
event
adjective
place

Toss
chucking
Ant's "Follow My Ass" Comedy Tour
Incondescent
TGI Fridays

I love your voice.

TIMEWARP :eek

april was worse than i remembered

Yea! AND the Roker gang is about to split IMMENENTLY, if my gypsy blood serves me correctly. :eek

Whats up guys my account was deleted and now its fine again! :donniedarko

lol how bout that

does anyone play kingdom of loathing anymore?

Shit I lost the URL to the new avatasr I had >:

arpil fools

lol

GUYS WE HAVE 12 MORE PAGES TO MAKE UP KEEP GOING I HAVE FAITH. >:

We only got through 12 pages in 16 days wtf >:

Is Pub Lover still unbanned because we could fill the quota by morning :(

lol

hey guys

Hey guys I was thinking about changing my avatar.

go for it

i suggest a catloaf with an al roker face

guys how long is the board gonna be up i dont know

4eva dude

When Rog dies or something, I guess.

We should agree on a place we can rendezvous if the boards go down for a long time. :(

GUYS WE'RE SLOWING DOWN COME ON WE REALLY NEED TO PICK UP THE PACE I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

POST!

POST!

POST!

I've got it if I-mock goes down we'll all just buy Phantasy Star Online and form a super awesome ninja clan and stand there being awesome

PSTO! :(

and we make the idiots on the forum wear headbands that say "NINJA" on them
http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/etiquette.shtml
last one on the page

That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. >:

OK SMARTY PANTS YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO MOCKWARS WHOOPS LOL WE'RE ALREADY IN MOCKWARS WHAT A COINCIDENCE

BTW i'd like to see youcome up with something better that a NINJA CLAN

This is a null issue because there is already a back up message board that only vets can go to but you have to be the best of the best no slackers or room for slackers because they aren't good and they wouldn't be vets if they were slackers maybe someday guitar woman but not today you slacker AM I RIGHT VETS? [/code][/code]

I am aware of the initiation process here people insult you nd then see what you do and speak to eachother about their battle plan in code :(

I BET YOU WISH YOU KNEW WHAT THIS MEANT DIDN'T YOU GUITAR WOMAN BUT TOO BAD YOU CAN"T KNOW NOT YET MAYBE NOT EVER LOL WE'LL SEE MAYBE IF YOU CAN PASS INITIATION :explode

morning

where is everyone?

i dont know i guess its up to u & me to get da party started :highfive

oh man i was playing earthbound it kicks ass

oh shit everyones gone again :(

i watched manchurian canditate or whatever with denzel washington last nite. it was all gay and shit.

hey melvin gonna watch apocalypse now redux tonight i know i am

ps little nicky sucked

Totally apocalypse rules and yes adam sandler is a fag i bet if you said fag to sandler he would be like yaeh so what im gay and proud of it.

i dunno dude airheads was pretty decent probably because of steve buscemi but still. is coffee and cigaretes out on dvd yet i was thinking i might check it out

i dont think coffee & cigarettes is out on DVD yet. im more interested in finding a dvd of the hudsucker proxy that movie kicks ass.

what's the best simpsons episode of season 16. i just dled the seventh episode and it sucked

i have no idea man. i stopped watching the simpsons a long time ago. im watching underground stuff like family guy or monty python or napoleon dynamite

the one wher bart becomes a faggot

underground to the max

what are some good web comics because most of them suck except achewood, ctrl+alt+del and orneryboy but thats a maybe

I only read raw meat occasionally.

i mean red meat. raw meat wtf

oh yeah raw meat rules

hey guess what i started palying silent hill 3 again yesterday. its spooky but im stuck in this part where you have to solve some shakespeare puzzle or whatever the fuck.

i can't play any horror games because usually i shit my pants and then cry. last horrorish game i played was 7 days a skeptic and it freaked me out

one time i played the horror game of run from the cops thru the cemetery

creepy

but i got the bad ending because i didnt pick up the bottle of red liquid :rolleyes

just typical.

I'm pretty sure it is, since I watched it on DVD last week.

in finland

there's goddamn snow on the ground here >:

There was some snow here too couple of days ago, but luckily it melted. i hate snow unless by snow you mean crack cocaine haha just kidding.

Referred to as a big disgrace
Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take
Now a rhymin merc, finding certified androids
Hit a convention, signin autographs for fan-boys
They admire
My enhanced stanzas
And how I dodge man-hunts
And security cameras
Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions
And even more impressive cause of what we livin
A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat
I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk
Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step
So I deployed one of my androids with dialect
Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated
Asked for her name, and was she married?
'No we're separated'

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls
I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked my home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probly guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay :(

those are good songs.

I <3 Deltron 3030.

Del The Funkee Homosapien is the best rapper ever. No questions asked.

Everyone go see kung fu hustle. it's awesome

One time some random bitch AIMed me, and I forget why but we were talkinga bout rap and I mentioned Del and she blocked me! :O

I HOPE SHE'S DEAD >:

hey guys

deja vu!

I HOPE SHE'S DEAD >:

Fo 'Sheezay?

shut up

where's the dang madlibs?

hey mad melvin, where in finland are you from?

the south coast yo

savo yo :(

i used to live there too 4 or 5 years ago. It sucked.

Are you two Finnish'd yet? I don't want to interrupt, norway norhow.

Hey, that was kinda clever.

ART BY SAM
 

:(

:/ purple guts?

THIS PAGE NEEDS 10CCs OF WILLIE. STAT! :(

i got to do my laundry :(

Guys, I have a

My is feeling a little down :(

guys my itch

and its making me pretty ed off >:

you´re a

I'll kick your

oooooh, Im