I know how to bring the tadao out. How goes it my friend.

So far so bad!

SO WHAT

This is dedicated to tadao

The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please

:blowme

Fucking love the mats.

Amazing group of men.

Oy Oy Oy M-m-m-my Menorah

This'll probably give a few of you weirdos raging boners: http://youtu.be/zVwJrAr7GkY

HMMMMM

NOPE >:

lol

is that a real commercial

yes but that is actually a dude

:lol

Man, that gave me like five boners. I love Toyota hatchbacks.

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS GOT A BONER, HE'S A DIRTY LIAR.

I didn't get a boner, which is unusual. I think I moved on.

Enjoy the Christmas holiday!

i didnt get a boner but it did remind me that i hadnt jerked off yet today

My first car was a toyota hatchback. I drove the shit out of that thing. Funnest car I ever had.

I DID NOT GET A BONER >:

JUST DROP IT

Holy crap that is bad ass!

ya i was thinking that. holy fuck zomboid you get an awful lot at xmas.

THIS IS BECAUSE CANADIAN MONEY IS WORTH MORE NOW

Fuck inflation. >:

Yeah, ridiculously spoiled at Christmas time. I got Longclaw last year, so now...now I'll have two replica weapons on the wall at my place. That worries me a bit because of how nerdy it is, but one is in my room and the other will go into the TV room; it's easy for me to lead a girl from the door directly to my bed without seeing either of 'em, and that's sort of what I count on at this point. The sword always gets mentioned, but by that point the roofies have kicked in they're usually well aware of my being a nerd.

That thing is actually pretty heavy, too. Plus, it has like three spikes. I think that if it came down to it, I could use it as a legitimate weapon.

i thought girls liked nerds now anyway

I think they like the super exaggerated ones that wear superhero shirts, have thick glasses, etc. I don't know. I'm only smooth when drunk, and even then there's that perfect level of intoxication, and I'm useless anywhere below or above it.

This waiting for season three of Game of Thrones is killing me.

Then read the book instead

I'm up to waiting for the paperback for a dance with dragons to come out. I liked a feast of crows the best so far.

Still no fucking ben stark...unless that one guy.

Anyway he needs to stop being such a fat sea captain looking fuck and finish writing the series.

Instead of

"I gotta memorize these sea and star charts"

Instead of

"i better change the bulb in the lighthouse before making another voyage"

Instead of

"i got scurvy"

I've read the first book and am just starting the second, but I don't want to get ahead of the tv series because it's so damn good.

is this show / book really good or is it twilight / harry potter good

Really fucking good.

Book/season 3 is especially killer too.

Why?

Because lots of good stuff happens...

Yeah. That's sort of all you can say, considering the thing is fucking brimming with big, important events.

Is this guy someone joking around?

:lol

HAPPY NEW YEAR PUB!

Are you guys even in 2013 yet? :eek

fuck no

Guys. I have been in 2013 for almost 12 hours. I have been drinking the whole time. Hurry up or I'll finish all the booze.

i still got plenty of 2012 booze to drink :(

man shrub sure shares her birthday with a lot of spam bots and/or lord of the rings fans

2012 is so last year. :rolleyes

Shrub got mad that I didn't wish her a happy birthday from my timezone so she hasn't been on today. That or she had better shit to do on her birthday/new years. Naw. Can't be that.

I think I need to go pray.

Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.

Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

:drunk

There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr

Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.

Happy new years fuckers.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.

baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.

I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

It sucks. It sucks mightily. I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.

i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/

They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.

We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."

I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.

Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?

Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.

so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it :(

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This. I'mma ordering it.

Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.

hahahahaaha

totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!


went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.

how many do you have in total?

8+

I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half >:

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks :(

8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

Bowie and Eno did 3 albums together. Low Heroes and Lodger.

I know I've listened to Lodger a few times but I can never remember a dam thing about it. :(

I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

Ugh, one of our dogs bit our neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

First off, how is it not your fault?

It's not like I went outside and demanded that the family dog run off and bite the neighbor. Before yesterday they've never done anything more than bark at things, they're little bitty rat-terrier/poodle mixes. They weight like 3 pounds, I have no idea what got into them.

I've never considered them my dogs, either. More like our dogs.

:rolleyes

I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

Ours still implies ownership and responsibility upon your part.

We are at a fault since we own the dog, but I took issue with my father explicitly telling me that it was my fault since he was the one who decided to move us up on top of shit mountain. He also told me that our dogs would be fine just wandering around.

This just makes me wish I had not agreed to move out here, it isn't exactly as great as he had made it seem.

Daddy complex :lol You should go to the big city and learn to be a man who takes responsibility for their inaction. IE: you will never make any tips.

Hey, as long as I can sell my script to the big wigs that'd make up for not making any tips.

Right? RIGHT?

No

well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

i mean what is the lawsuit gonna consist of
its a fuckin poodle

I GOT THIS BITE THAT KINDA HURT A LITTLE BIT
JUDGE: DID U HAVE TO HAVE SKIN GRAFTING OR STITCHES
NO BUT IT HURT A LItTLE
JUDGE: OK

I don't know, really. Alabama is one of those states that has a first bite clause, but I still feel bad that the dog bit someone. I looked at it and it did break the skin, probably not too seriously, but that's still not cool.

The dog is gonna be put down and his father is looking for this fuel to further his openly volatile hatred for the kid who wont leave home. lol

I bet you'll listen to lodger 5 times and never remember a thing about it. It must be a mind control thing.

did they provoke the attack?

burn after reading is actually really funny but i still feel bad for brad pitt

i dolike how the movie ends though. "just crazy"

the fucking machine was totally censored though. the dildo was censored so it basically just looked like a moving chair

From what we were told they didn't. She went to go throw a box or something away and noticed them barking but wasn't paying attention to them. Then one of them nipped her heel. Or something like that.

just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

so im trying to fill out my fafsa and it wont let me continue the application until i enter which highschool i graduated from
but i never graduated from highschool

it asks the same question if i say that i got a GED.
lol.

When I took the GED I had to do it at a school. It was an adult school called West Valley Occupational Center.

So I guess even with a GED, there is a school that is supposed to have records.

We have cattle in a pasture out back, so the most we've had in this area are coyotes from time to time. They never come close to where people live though, because they're smart little bastards. They usually keep to the outskirts of the woods.