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WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS AT THE TOP :O I'LL START A MADLIB. :( BUT IT'LL ONLY BE US TWO PLAYING SO DUN MAKE IT SUCK >:

KAY? :D

I WILL DO MY BEST CAPTAIN!

Far Away Place
Girls Name
Adjective

A singapore brothel
Roberta
Sickly

OMG FOUR POSTS AWAY FROM THE BIG 500!

Adjective
Boys Name
Piece Of Clothing

Monsterous
Jacques
Left Ankle Sock

Number
Past Tense Verb
Exclamation

500
discharged
SHAZZAM!

I am ruining your party :lol

6 AT A TIME! :eek

Adjective
Place
Body Part
Adjective
Adjective
Noun

Nahcho Cheesier
Sam's 500th post party!
Spleen
homely
robotic
sauce

THESE ARE THE LAST OF EM! :o

Piece Of Clothing
Piece Of Clothing
Exclamation
Body Part
Body Part
Plural Noun
Verb

Lepard skin speedo
knee pads
BEJEESUS!
LEFT EAR
RIGHT TESTICLE
SOCKS
masticate

OMG 500TH POST! YAY! :party :party :party :party :rave :rave :rave :party :party :troutslap

Messed-Up Fairytale

One day in a land far far away, further than A singapore brothel , there lived a girl named Roberta . Roberta was very sickly and Monsterous and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Jacques thought of getting into her Left Ankle Sock . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 500 hours straight, Jacques discharged over to Roberta 's house and said to her SHIZZAM! Roberta you are so Nahcho Cheesier ! I'd love to take you to Sam's 500th post party! and kiss you on the spleen and then you would be mine Forever. Well Roberta thought that this was homely , He was pretty robotic and had a nice sauce , So she agreed. Little did he know Roberta had a secret. So off they went to Sam's 500th post party! and he did kiss her on the spleen and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Lepard skin speedo and their knee pads . BEJEESUS! ! Jacques shouted! Roberta had a LEFT EAR where her RIGHT TESTICLE should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your SOCKS before they masticate .

THAT ONE SUCKED! >:

The people who rate these things are idiots. >:

I've drawn these so far:

KID
MONSTER
WIERD HAIR GUY

I DREW THE ONE CALLED MEMBER!!!

These young'uns puttin me in my place?;
Hell, you're losing face;
Saying these things;
Making these claims;
You're a disgrace to your own race;
Cant rap, cant flow;
Since when do ******s know what a video game is, yo?;

The rest you write aint worth readin ho';
Your intense verbal chastising is the same as an wannabe beatin no';
Ive never been a vet, best thing i ever did was spit witchu and the rest was just lurkin an followin yo';
Which is same thing as you ever done- "callin the kettle black" its mind-numbin, oh;

Same shit you rip;
Same ol' scuses same ol' insults you hit;
Cant you just give graces to the old days an' pull up some acee;
You say you Feelnuetral, Hell you more like feelmedicoree;
I just have nothin to retort with this whatever-this-an-that;
Whens you gunna put up a damn fightee >:;

Crusader of the middle class;
So proud of your mad playin when yous a ho;
Hope yo tricks 40z accounts for all those crabs crawlin' up yo ass;
Cause we all know the trash being white oh;
Gives you presents that cant be disinfected and have lil' faces;
Or is the diseases and the itchy and scratchy worth the rent you cant pay and those high high wages?;

I missed you when you were gone;
I was waitin an waitin all alone;
For a challenge and a reaction and a war to start;
Just waitin and listenin to Joey Ramone;
Now you here and still all i can hear is;
"The KKK took my baby away";
Cause the diffence be zilch and nadda, you black-oh-you brown;
Your raps still low brow;
fadin-an-fadin';
Your cover is blown;
You are just an empty facin';
Nothin' behind the talk, simply with the danger of a little ol' lady;
Callin others a dyke;
Actin all like a lil' tyke;

Nuttin but love for yo though;
Still more interesting than anyone else in this bowl of dreary-O's;
Come on' gimme somethin so i can counter counter attack;
With this all i can do is sit back;
An' wait for you to finish crying;
I know it hurts on the inside, so sorry cracker;
Cause thats what you are on the inside, it all shows, though the outside might be blacker; ;>

//REFUTE

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I just drew BIRD PRIEST!

I stopped playing with it 'cause my mouse is being gay. :(

Hello JIN!

I see you browsing the forums. :o

I JUST HURT MY TOE. :(