Biofreeze on your balls hurts a lot.

Biofreeze: not for balls.

What were you doing? :eek

Just putting biofreeze on my balls. I wanted to find out what it felt like. Perfectly okay to use on dicks though.

SCIENCE!

pretty freaky

language nsfw warning if you dont just assume that by now

I got her to lay flat on her back instead of her neck getting propped to the side, and asked her friends what was going on. She woke up and tried to just march away (I think she was just still dazed), and passed out a couple times before I got her to a chair. Her and her friends bounced; it was probably drugs.

Skanks on barbs, apparently.

Dude I would have fired you too. A lawsuit tries to leave my shop and you instead try to keep it there and call 911?

What lawsuit?

A stupid cunt dying in your "legit" business? That's a lawsuit. She is ready to walk out the door and you keep her there? That's a lawsuit.

It's a Hookah bar, how many federal laws do you think they are in violation of. I'm guessing more than 5.

This isn't Iraq buddy. We get sued, and lose, for anything. Let the bitch leave the premise and then she's not your problem. Even Sappy didn't think much of her, she must have been trash.

True. At the bar I work at, my number one priority when a girl passes out is to get that ho' outta there. And yeah I bet those shady hookah bars do have a lot to hide.

Fucking brown people. :(

I was in CVS today and some tweaker ran in and started screaming at the cashier. Thought it was a robbery but apparently he just felt like jumping around and screaming.

The CVS here pisses me the fuck off. I go to Riteaid instead.

My parents will be married 49 years tomorrow. :eek

Those cup things are so stupid, also they do not work. :themoreyouknow

They work for some people. I've never had a problem with them.

So in picking the clovers out of my yard today I found a 4 leaf and a 5 leaf. I think I'm gonna give the 5 leaf to my parents.

rabbit lifestyle

Mooncups are awesome.

Also really good to squick out men friends with when you drag an eggcup filled with blood out your lady-place and threaten to empty it into their bathwater.

So I've heard...

The forumz iz all but dead :(

I canz haz spelzchek