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Dress you kid as a birth control pack with a day accidentally skipped.
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Frightening to some.
To tell you the truth, I don't like costume contests. My grandmother and mom used to enter me into them and those costumes got ridiculous. I always won first place or grand prize, but I did it trying to balance a giant chickenwire cabbage patch kid head on my scrawny broken neck. I hate that parents are trying to tell kids they have a shot at winning a contest dressed in a boxed costume that is identical to fifty other kids'. Too much stress to be fun, and too much stress constantly trying to come up with something original. I think next year if I haven't thought of something amazing that my kid likes, or if my kid hasn't thought of something amazing that I can reasonably execute, I'm going to say fuck it and let her assemble whatever. |
I went to a Halloween party last night as Big Boss. Grew my hair out and a beard and bought some camo and everything.
I showed up to the party and only 4 other people were in costume. I brought a sack of candy and some beer and nobody ate/drank any of it. Everyone was just sitting around watching a shitty internet stream of the Bruins game and nobody was really talking. 45 minutes in I realized I wasn't going to have any fun so I left. The one person I knew was the host, who I didn't see until I was making my way to the door to leave. Then I walked 10 minutes back to my car in costume because there's no on street parking in that neighborhood. I didn't even have dinner cause I thought there would be food at the party. I would have stopped by some fast food place but my face paint wasn't wiping off and I already felt dumb. Also I left my candy and beer at the party and I hate Halloween it's dumb :( |
When you left everyone went, "Snake? SNAAAAAAKEEE!"
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Last time I went to a costume party, the host was only hosting it as a means to seduce someone at work. He invited those of us he could count on to attend and bring food, and we were just sort of background. Then the person he was after seemed underwhelmed and left with someone else. I was pretty much through with things after that.
The first one I went to at his house was cool though. We had an evening of rain and tornadoes. There was a lot of trying to get my kid from house to house and a bunch of teenaged asshats shoving little kids out of the way to run up to the startled oldpeople and grab handfuls of candy as they bent over with the bowl. Times like that you need a fucking cattle prod. |
Halloween sucks when its on a Thursday. We went out the weekend before to different bars. Like 30 people dressed up total between 5 different bars..
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That's the only day when it's nice to live near West Hollywood.
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I voted for Tadao today. Miss you dude.
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Quote:
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So when did you come back? Missed you too.
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like couple weeks ago idk
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Halloween Day is at best disappointing for me every year since about 2009. The season is what makes Halloween so much fun, not the day itself.
Being a door guy and having to deny Dr. Seuss, Bob Ross, some girl from Alabama, and a slew of others at the door isn't as cool as it sounds. I love being in the Halloween spirt, watching scary movies, eating candy and drinking pumpkin ales and stouts...but that's about it. Drunk and ignorant people ruined this holiday for me. |
collected a few of these during a field trip to the sc coast last weekend. pretty. |
EWWWW DAT N..I..GEE...GEEE...UHHH IS NASTY!
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HE DO GOT A FAT ASS DOE
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P.S. DAT NI66UH NEEDA SHAVE HIS LEGS BECAUSE DAT IS FUKN BUSTED
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that's not a fat ass!
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Nope, pretty lean. Very nice :)
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If I sign up for SS can I be guaranteed Thanos?
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also next year you might want to up it to 50 dollar gifts.
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why the hell is my sig broken all of a sudden :/
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well then |
someone ran a game on you
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The shame
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HOLY SHIT WILLIE
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