I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS DIGGING ME CAUSE I AM A COOL DUDE AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY DROPPING HINTS BUT I SUCK AND AM A GIANT PUSSY AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A MONGALOID RETARD INSTEAD.
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WERE YOU SMOKING?
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SMOKING WHAT? :(
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CIGARETTES :(
YOU TOLD ME YOU STARTED AGIAN. |
YEAH I WAS, SHE PEER PRESSURED ME. :(
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HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.
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IS IT THAT APPARENT TO EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME? :(
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STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. >:
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SHUT IT FATTY >:
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THAT'S LOW. :tear
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LIEK, MAYBE U NEED CHANGE, YOU SHOULD START SMOKING
TEH COCK, LOO |
Switch Dingo: RETRO INSULTED YOU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go have a smoke in a bit |
Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: :( Switch Dingo: SMOKEEM BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194020#194020 |
Drev779: Say, is it bad to quack like a duck during orgasm? :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I SUCK AT GETTING LAID :ROLLEYES Drev779: I'm a virgin :( BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO WE SHOULD HAVE T-SHIRTS Drev779: no BiggieMclargeguy: why not? Drev779: because they cost money Drev779: which I don't have BiggieMclargeguy: I am going to go buy a plain t-shirt and write VIRGIN on it in perminant marker now BiggieMclargeguy: well not right now |
Drev779: hi :(
Switch Dingo: =9 Drev779: i just took a dump Switch Dingo: WAS IT FUN Drev779: no Drev779: Hey is it wrong to scream 'SANTA!' during orgasms? :( Switch Dingo: NO Drev779: k DOES HE QUACK LIKE A DUCK OR SCREAM "SANTA!"??? >: |
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194026#194026
Drev779: :3 BiggieMclargeguy: SO WHICH IS IT SCREAMING SANTA OR QUACKING LIKE A DUCK? >: Drev779: *shrug* |
Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE =(
Drev779: DUCKS Switch Dingo: OH OKAY |
I wouldn't change a thing for the life of me* says:
that sucks...did you see any tits I discovered the three rules of life, then forgot the second. says: Yes and the most annoying part of the whole thing was all the stupid mongaloid testerone soaked retards shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES" |
Did you show them your titties?
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YEAH BUT THEY GAVE ME BEADS :(
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YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN MARDIGRAS. >:
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They couldn't tell, they were all drunk :(
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You should have taken their wallets. :/
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THEY WERE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS :rolleyes
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