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Zhukov Sep 16th, 2009 08:40 AM

I highly doubt that we are the only intelligent life in the universe. I don't, however, think that we have made any sort of contact.

Although any alien life that is highly developed enough (socially and technologically) to visit us would probably see it better to leave our development well enough alone, and at the very least, hide any involvment.

Dimnos Sep 16th, 2009 10:09 AM

I think what she should have said was...

"With all the evidence I have seen I dont believe in the ancient astronaut theories. Does anyone have any specifics to cause them to believe that I may have over looked?"

Jeanette X Sep 16th, 2009 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 648503)
To say that in the time of our elders, alien life with space travel could not have existed would sound completely fucking stupid.

Yes, saying that is completely fucking stupid.

Good thing that isn't what I said. >:
Quote:

What do I find plausible about ancient astronauts? I need to be clear on this. Is that your question?
YES. Jesus. That is my question. What do you find plausible about the theory?!
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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 648525)
I think what she should have said was...

"With all the evidence I have seen I dont believe in the ancient astronaut theories. Does anyone have any specifics to cause them to believe that I may have over looked?"

YES. Thank you. You have articulated the question better than I did. That is precisely what I meant.

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2009 11:58 AM

I believe that 99% of all conspiracy theories are conspiracies.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 648544)
YES. Jesus. That is my question. What do you find plausible about the theory?!

I'm bored of it. Maybe if I drink heavily later. :heart

The Leader Sep 16th, 2009 01:39 PM

Jeanette makes me happy on the inside.

DougClayton4231 Sep 16th, 2009 04:05 PM

Did you know that Kool-aid was actually invented to give people AIDS but the forumla didn't work and instead gave them diabetes? True story.

Dimnos Sep 16th, 2009 04:07 PM

You sure its diabetes it gave you and not a brain tumor? :rolleyes

DougClayton4231 Sep 16th, 2009 04:11 PM

My brain tumor came way before I started drinking Kool-aid Dimnos.

Wiffles Sep 16th, 2009 05:31 PM

Quick, get medical help before you mutate into a big jug full of kool-aid that busts through walls! O_O

MajorScales Sep 16th, 2009 06:40 PM

Here is a conspiracy theory I firmly believe.

Most things that come out of Hollywood and even now the music industry is bullshit. The Kanya West thing/Brad pitt with Angelina Jolie its all bullshit to get your pre-pubescent minds on a bunch of bullshit. Imagine your job was to make one of the actors from Twilight and put them in the limelight...it would be a double suicide anal asphyxiation if I was there publicist.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 06:50 PM

Yeah, I would totally turn down a shit ton of money.

Dr. Boogie Sep 16th, 2009 08:21 PM

Ooh, here's a couple:

-FDR knew about the Pearl Harbor attacks, but allowed them to happen to push America into WWII. I don't know all the details of this one, but I've heard it thrown out there before.

-The CIA invented AIDS/crack to decimate the black community.

DougClayton4231 Sep 16th, 2009 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 648620)
Quick, get medical help before you mutate into a big jug full of kool-aid that busts through walls! O_O

OH YEAH!!!

Dimnos Sep 16th, 2009 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 648653)
-FDR knew about the Pearl Harbor attacks, but allowed them to happen to push America into WWII. I don't know all the details of this one, but I've heard it thrown out there before.

I heard one that said Churchill knew about it but let it happen so the US would join the allies.

ChrisGlass Sep 16th, 2009 11:41 PM

Conspiracies I believe:
Aliens exist and JFK was not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.

Ones I dont:
9/11 went roughly as it was described. We wouldn't attack ourselves.
We did land on the moon. Even the Russians believe us.
Obama was fucking born here. They didn't forge microfiche of birth announcements from multiple Hawaiian newspapers 50 years ago.
Etc.

Dr. Boogie Sep 17th, 2009 12:24 AM

I don't think aliens merely existing is really a conspiracy.

Zhukov Sep 17th, 2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisGlass (Post 648692)

We did land on the moon. Even the Russians believe us.

Oh, NOW you trust the Russians. They've been putting flouride in your water for decades and you still think of them as trustworthy.

captain516 Sep 17th, 2009 12:39 AM

New York City has 11 letters.
Ramsin Yuseb,The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993, has 11 letters.
'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
New York is the 11th state
The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.

executioneer Sep 17th, 2009 02:38 AM

hahah numerology

MajorScales Sep 17th, 2009 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 648653)
Ooh, here's a couple:

-FDR knew about the Pearl Harbor attacks, but allowed them to happen to push America into WWII. I don't know all the details of this one, but I've heard it thrown out there before.

-The CIA invented AIDS/crack to decimate the black community.


I think it was crack for the black and Aids for the gays...someone at the CIA came up with a limerick and history was made :)

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2009 11:56 AM

How do you get that New York is the 11th state?

Colonel Flagg Sep 17th, 2009 12:21 PM

11th to ratify the constitution.

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2009 12:51 PM

Ah.

Geggy Sep 18th, 2009 12:16 AM


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