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dont worry tadao. I guess you're still weak from all the... spamming.:tear

SHUT UP

these page brak things are retarded

big time cow you better shut up before i hit you in the lip

pagebrak 4ever

off to see Sonic Youth tonight for the third time ever

hopefully there wont be some dingus yelling "KIM GORDON YOURE BEAUTIFUL" this time

SHE'S NO KIM DEAL

Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

How do you feel about that?

I guess it depends on the comedian who wants to use it. They wouldn't tell me who. If Stephen Fry is making fun of me, I might as well kill myself right now.

What's the show?

http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/show_and_tell/

I probably shouldn't say any more about it in case there's some contractual thing.

Who the hell are you to tell anyone about spamming? You clog this site with shit post after shit post

DUDE, CHRIS ADDISON? Of course, I'd do it.

In a fuckin' heartbeat.

his assistant is nice anyway.

Yeah, she tried to give me one a while ago, too. So, between her and Nick, I have a handful of "uninitiated"s :lol

Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

Is it a picture of you? That's really the only thing that would be offensive is if they say "Hey, look at this chick. What's the matter with her?". Or are they trying to make fun of your photography?

I dunno. "Good at TRIPPING BALLS, BRO! Working knowledge of loosely strung-together insults"?

Even if the red pickles don't work, at least the the uninitiated's and retarded comments are there to haunt your user cp

How is it possible for you to misspell a user nickname you seek out to bother so much. STOP TYPING WITH YOUR DICK YOU DICK

creposaurus

Good job, you came pretty close. I geev u gold steecker!

creepisaurus

OMG watch this

I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

If Chojin were here he'd be disapointed in you. Then, he'd tell you to do squatz and oatz

creepusaurus

So today was a really shitty day

creeposauros

Was it timed? Cuz if it wasn't, you probably should have just floated the rest of your laps.

creeposauras

I'll creep your sore ass if you don't quit. No I won't.

Creeposaurms

Look at the bright side - at least they asked for permission.

R*E*S*P*E*C*T

creeeposaurus

Missed it by *that* much.

curare spouse

Just had a creepy experience. Went to the county fair, Kitsa junior wanted to ride the merry-go-round. We bought the tickets and Mr. Kitsa didn't want to accompany her, so I had to haul my broken-ankled ass up on the thing and hold her on the pony.

So the carny comes around, right, and I notice with the kid behind us that he's making a point to touch the kids. Not a tap, like rubbing their legs as he passes. This bothers me a great deal so I'm scowling at him from where I'm standing. He comes up to my kid and tries to rub her back. Just as he touched the small of her back, I moved to block his access to her and stared him down. He just sort of laughed it off and moved on to the next kid, whose back he slowly rubbed in a massage-y sort of completely inappropriate way.

I mean, it was the sort of thing that literally makes your hair stand on end. I just got the superduper heebie-jeebies even being near this guy. Just when I was thinking, fuck it, I'm outta here, he started the ride. My daughter didn't seem to notice anything amiss and I couldn't jump off a moving merry go round with a broken ankle, so I just held onto her and watched him. Holy almighty fuck was that man creepy.

As soon as the ride ended, I tucked my kid under my arm like a football, grabbed a support pole with my other hand and sort of Tarzaned my way off the ride to land on my good ankle. Then I got the hell out of there.

I don't know what I could have done differently but holy fuck was that guy a creepy pedo :(

He's a carny, what do you expect. None of them are right in the head

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I would never in a million years dream of just walking up and touching someone else's kid like that.

Via PM :rolleyes

Because people like you exist.

Probably because I don't care enough about you. You're pretty slow in the head.

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I don't have kids and plan on never having them unless one of my future wives has one, but I've seen these kinds of things before. Really, the only thing you can do is tell someone in the main office that works the place so that they watch him and no kids get felt up in the future.

Reminds me of the movie Dirty Work... at 1:20 in the video.

I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

creepozaurus

:lol Creepadumbass put me on ignore. I can still red pickle her though. Someone be sure to quote this so it overrides her ignore setting. Hahahahaha

what else is new

:rolleyes

773 733 7777

sup t, how's married life?

yes yes tadao, scare away the people who aren't being actively annoying

my life is usually a malaise without a reason, but now I have cause to actively hate life and humanity.

Pretty awesome. I've got everything I want and more. :O

I'll save it for later, and trust me, there will be a later eventually.

An evening of synchtube will cure what ails you :eyebrows

How do you jerks meet up on synchtube? I'm watching some crappy god play on it with a couple of weirdos

An evening with some titties will cure it as well.

u wanna?

that works for me, i've been into chubby chicks lately.

SAM THE 100 PROOF IS IN FULL EFFECT

UNDOIT IS FEELING PRETTY LONELY, MILHOUSE

oh god why

There's chubby and then there's that :lol

Yeah, I've been going back and forth on calling the fair office. On one hand, maybe the guy is just some innocent doofus who thinks he's great with kids and doesn't realize what it looks like. Mr. Kitsa said maybe he was just gorked out of his mind on something and thought he was showing the kids a good time. If the guy was just some idiot, I don't want to ruin his life by accusing him of pedo stuff.

If it helps, I have additional information: while he was standing in the middle of the Merry Go Round and running the ride, he was shouting things like "Yeeeee-haw! Ride em cowgirl!" to the kids. I don't know if this was good or bad, just that I'd never had a merry-go-round ride operator do that before.

Ok, I called the fair office and got some teenager-sounding girl who sounded like she didn't give a shit one way or another, but she said she would "report it" and that they "don't put up with that stuff".

Is there a lot of that stuff? That's kind of scary.

Good job. And yeah, there's a lot of dirty people who work with kids. You never know. And you reporting it just means they'll probably have someone keep an eye on him to make sure everything is on the up and up.

try taking care of stuff in person if you can, it's way too easy to ignore people over the phone, and she probably won't be able to help you if she already hasn't. I do this to people frequently, just because outright admitting the inability to do anything pisses people off, so giving the "i'll see what I can do" bullshit is like the only option :(

but yeah "reporting it" is similar stock quote for doing nothing and letting the next shift handle any problems that come of it, so I wouldn't rely on that one bit if I were you

DONE :)

all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.

but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money.

Womti, shut up.

@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money?

like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.

when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked!

also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops!

Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.

never!

WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!

Let THEM worry about it bro!

wait what? haha

:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.

I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"

FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.

DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS

NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.

Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.

It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.

Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(

Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps

hahaha awesome

also gross, virgins

give me a gal with experience

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

Got started early on my Walter White costume

You gonna wear the heisenhat?

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

:lol