ever since OH FUCK SWAMP MONSTER

Oh also are lenor and Goat Cheese still hanging around :x

SHHHHHHHH don't speak that name! I was hoping she would just vanish if people stopped talking to her!!!!!!!!!

Man I sure wish someone who doesn't hate me would log on and inquire about my lost love, beause I need to talk about her to help let out my EMOTIONAL PAIN

Seriously guys I'm like dying here

Emotional pain?

If it is about a woman, nobody knows more about women than me, duhhhhhhh. Especially when it comes to them dealing emotional pain.

Ok maybe I'm full of shit and I don't know a damn thing about how women work.

i know they have solar powered vaginas so the problem with this woman might've been that her vagina hadn't received any sunlight so she was running on low that makes them a little stuttery...

Fartinmowler, anybody who calls themselves a pagan is a complete moron.

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you gotta watch out for those solar powered trifle'n bitches man, srsly

The only real problem here is that when I left the treatment center I never got ahold of any contact info from her and wasn't able to give her mine, so most likely the only way I'll ever see her again is through some freakish twist of fate or something. This sort of reminds me of Charlie Brown and the red-haired chick he meets at summer camp, except we met in a behavioral health institute. :(

More like "The Mock Wars Tournament was scary and I had to hide for three months" haha but seriously dude you can get much better sex than treatment center sex ok, buck up

Fuck guys. All these women were really rude at Starbucks. They were all like "WHERES MY FRAPPUCCINO??!?!" Women suck.

I h8 women 2

They should learn their fucking place.

>: yea the kitchen

fuckin broads

FUCKING BROADS

THIS WEEKEND I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME POONANI

they need to go to the store and get some ActRite

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIIII

I got dem blue balls like a muthafucka'

I know Mattjack knows what i'm talking about

he knows

DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW MATTJACK

that's the easy part. The hard part is getting them to stop calling you>:

an they always wanna talk about their day and their feelings.

an they always ask if you listenin an if you wanna go out sometime again.


THEY JUST WANT ANOTHER FREE MEAL AND ANOTHER HOT CUP OF DILK

>: I BEAT BLUE BALLS UP