That's what I was about to ask.

COME OUT OR I WILL FIND YOU.

Who the fuck is you?

I grow weary of you and your nonsense. :( Entertain me.

what's up with kellychaos showing up to post one sentence and then disappearing again :O

I think this Friday I'm going to write another Fartin Mystery...:) Kelly might be in it :\

can i be in it

just kidding i'm not gay

Too late

Urban Dead is much more fun when you log in and find that you've been dead for 28 weeks.

At least Jixby is much more fun!

I will never forget the battleships. That was Aaaaawesome!

Is it worse to grab someone's dick and karate-chop it?

OR

Is it worse to hug someone while the both of you are naked?

I think it would be worse if you grabbed someone and karate-chopped them with a dick.

it is def. worse to karate chop a d*ck after grabbing it

and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better

so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?

:lol

Normally when fighting giant buff men with huge erections, I opt for the dick suplex. It's like a regular suplex, but you grab them by the dick instead of the shoulders/arms.

A Dickplex, if you will.

I was just locked out of my house for about an hour.

In the fucking rain.


The Dickplex is a very demoralizing move, but nude hugging hurts more in the long run.

I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.

That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?

What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?

I don't know, I think I would be smiling. I think if men have to fight naked, they have to grease up completely in motor oil.

Speaking of that, I always wanted to get naked and apply tons of the thickest grease I could find all over me. Then I would run as fast as I could just to slide across a Wal-Mart or something. During peak shopping hours.

"What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?"

I think that lends credibility to my theory of homosexuality ;o

Front to front.

more like: DICK TO DICK or if one of you is taller DICK TO BELLY BUTTON

it doesn't get much gayer than crossing dicks!