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liquidstatik Aug 26th, 2007 05:24 PM

guys i've been watchin a whole lot of Home Movies, it's a pretty funny show :O

Yggdrasill Aug 26th, 2007 07:41 PM

I love that show

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2007 10:13 PM

It reminds me of this science show I would watch on Saturday mornings, like Science Court or something like that.

Sacks Aug 27th, 2007 08:59 AM

Do you guys know what those bugs are called that always end up on their backs and pop up into the air making an annoying sound for hours and hours until you find them and destroy them?

Perndog Aug 27th, 2007 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 502410)
So how many of you guys can smoke weed without coughing? According to ZBF, if you cough you are a pussy.

The old Rasta guide at Bob Marley's tomb coughed his head off after a couple of tokes (he rolled a spliff while he was showing us around). He said "you're not smoking til you're choking." Everyone coughs. >:

Sacks Aug 27th, 2007 11:24 AM

Isn't coughing supposed to make it work better/faster?

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2007 01:14 PM

I don't cough everytime i smoke, but if I take a huge bong hit, there's no waaaaaaaayy i'm not caughin ;o

Rongi Aug 27th, 2007 02:05 PM

I dont smoke anymore because my lady-friend dont like it :(

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2007 02:25 PM

what a bitch :[

GADZOOKS Aug 27th, 2007 06:01 PM

I don't smoke pot. It's illegal and costs money. Big whup!

Also, Owen Wilson attempted suicide because he was caught coughing on weed. How embarrassing.


Rongi Aug 27th, 2007 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502603)
what a bitch :[

She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out

arg_zombies Aug 27th, 2007 07:46 PM


liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2007 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 502612)
She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out


Sam Aug 27th, 2007 11:47 PM





Matt Harty Aug 28th, 2007 12:25 AM

hey am i allowed in here i have a bk kids club card

Sam Aug 28th, 2007 01:34 AM

I dunno man, can you draw Kid Vid?

GADZOOKS Aug 28th, 2007 09:47 AM

Just want to let you all know that like Michael Vick I found God yesterday and won't be swearing anymore when posting here!

Emu Aug 28th, 2007 01:31 PM

His apology address was hilarious. He only regrets it because he got caught.

Misdemonar Aug 28th, 2007 04:06 PM

Hahha school is for fools

noob3 Aug 28th, 2007 04:46 PM

i think coughing increases the blood flow to/from your lungs making the weed like, unleash it's turbo boosters or something

or v-tech kicks in

something like that

liquidstatik Aug 28th, 2007 06:24 PM


GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:09 AM

Since I have already CALMLY explained to guitar woman why SOME PEOPLE (including myself,) are annoyed by him (off-topic posting, you too Fathom Zero but not as much), I thought maybe it would be appropriate to explain to another poster here why they are annoying, ZeldasBiggestFan! I would post this in Mock Wars because that was the initial purpose of the board but that is now closed because of stupidity! If moderators feel this should be moved to a more appropriate area, please do! I would appreciate it!

I'm going to try to talk like a grown-up to Zelda. If his posts are any indication not a lot of people do that for him (or he doesn't listen to them because his teenage instincts are to object authoritarians at all times, MTV sucks, dudez). Take notes.

SECTION 1: Zelda's Thread-making habits - the eternal struggle

Your most annoying habit is making threads for little bullshit. You haven't in the past but it is becoming more apparently recently.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 500935)


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 501149)

That's where he is! It's also got some shit about Korn too, but I skipped that part.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 498153)
Came out tuesday. Rented it. It was good but it just isn't as funny as Shaun of the Dead was.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 498681)

and so on. You seem to like to use this message board to "break news" and provide links. Sometimes you are 3 years behind but the main problem is that all you do is provide links. There are sites for that. They are called Digg.com and FARK. If you don't have at the very least a good well-thought paragraph on the subject you want to discuss, then the subject is probably not worth discussing. (In fact, I think a good idea for the new forums would be a "Little Crap" thread for news articles and links that really are not worth their own thread. Would this be a good idea?)

SECTION II: Chicken Soup for the Message Board: The Legend Begins


Dude that was funny as fuck.

You have no room to talk you cum gargling twat. With all the fucking coke you snorted Im surprised your whore ass can move your fingers to type, let alone stand at a street corner, which I bet you...
Your other problem is that you talk like a teenager. I know YOU ARE ONE but you have to understand that a good amount of our posters are past the legal drinking age. And for all his faults, Guitar Woman doesn't even talk like that. Look at other posters your age like Fathom Zero. See how articulate they are posting and how not every word out of their mouth is "fuck", "shit", and "cocksucker". Also, using words like "pwn" and "sweet" only make your youth more apparent. I know you feel you are pushed to this but you have to realize that you are the catalyst of the aggression. I know this garbage flies in high school but this isn't High School. THIS IS ALSO NOT THE MOVIE CLERKS, CASINO, OR THE TELEVISION SERIES "DEADWOOD"! You don't have to make yourself out to be a tough guy on the internet (like bragging about you having a gun and not coughing when smoking weed). Being an internet tough guy is so 1999, it's ridiculous.

My suggestion for you: Take a good long break from the forums. Concentrate on school and get all your teen angst out. You only get one childhood and you should celebrate your youth as long as you can (I know I did when I was your age!). Then when you feel like you can provide and contribute interesting points of discussion to the board, by all means come back. Right now, all you are doing is aggravating people to attack you (who in turn aggravate the moderators). I know your initial response to this will be that I'm a "creep" and that I "do research on you", but you should understand that your annoyances are almost universal for teenaged boys on the internet these day. If I can set an example of you, then maybe I won't have to set an example for "PaintballMasta69" or "BigGlen420". I don't understand why you would want to post somewhere where a good majority hate you. Think "What would Willie Mobbs Do?".

If there is anything I missed let me know! It should be helpful to him!

GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:18 AM

Also, if this is you.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggesttam
people wil lthink i am a chartacter but its really so i can make fun of myself for cool points isnt that so funny?

play a long this will be an adventure

Don't continue this. This is probably the worse idea you can have at a time like this. RECONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS AS A HUMAN BEING.

noob3 Aug 29th, 2007 12:25 AM

gadzooks do you have internet hemeroids

GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:26 AM

Yeah! And it looks like a caveman!

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