Too thin.

Too not dripping with bloody semen.

The general concensus among my friends is that I should go as Doug Funnie for Halloween and the only green v-neck sweater vests I can find online cost like 60 bucks :(

I did that back in 2004 and I made out with at least six chicks. Not necessarily because of it, but still. I still have that sweater somewhere, but I think I'd have to make a trip home (far far away) to get it. What would you give me for it?

Millhouse, I was in econ class and our professor wanted us to name concerts that we wanted to see for examples in class, and I said that there was a ween concert on the 20th and no one believed that ween was a band.

You're avatar made me relive that pain.

My brother's girlfriend isn't fat or anything. He's just a douchebag.

Just sayin'

i go to 4chan some times but never /b/, that shit's retarded to the max. i think i'm better off not even looking at what is there, so i don't.

Just get a green sweater and cut that shit up like it was paper.

Yeah but I want it to look authentic and I'm all like Charlie Brown with a pair of scissors >:

Have you guys ever noticed that renaissance festivals are like the ancient mating grounds for overweight and/or butch lesbians?

I took my little pomeranian/shi-tzu/chihuahua mix dog to a ren fest a few years ago, and this big bitch kept kissing him and trying to hide him in her cleavage. He would've fit, too, if he wouldn't have been kicking her :\

On the lighter side, I found Lycurgus1985's MySpace.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=174224520

JASON
Status: In a Relationship
Orientation: Straight
Children: Someday

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN??!?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=10598894

This is the Auttumne person who came to his defense.

Christ, I can't believe I'm only a year older than that fuck.

Lycurgus, that is.

I was sort of expecting his profile picture, but I still laughed my ass off when I saw it.

http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/

Why do all furries end their journal entries with "I'm posting but you probably don't care!!"

Bio:I am 21 years old and have been a therian (pretty much someone connected to an animal so much where they feel part that animal as well as human on a spiritual level) for over 7 years (obviously my therian identity is a wolf =P). Although, most just associate this as being a furry these days it seems despite the fact I don't dig any of the fur fetishes. I love to write and make home movies. I am straight and currently single. I am really into horror related things but I am not a goth (or pseudo goth as I like to call it for this day and age). I especially like psychological aspects of horror and fear because I find it fascinating to research into. I'm currently attending Wayne State University and majoring in film in which I hope to achieve a career in. Not to mention, I also like the film, Rocky Horror Picture Show. :)

LiveJournal
Tarot Cards
The Brother of Lupines
jaywolf1985 A man, who appears to be at peace yet conflicted at once, sits in the wilderness, in touch with the canis lupus and shares the characteristics of both man and wolf. Divinatory Meanings: This suit is representative of animal strengths and tendencies, but not without control. He signifies the restraints of the human world the bearer of the suit faces yet learns to adapt and be there for those he cares for and is loyal to. The bearer of this suit is at peace in nature and usually comes to life at night. While he wishes to have both equations of his whole become one in unity, he is at times forced to choose one side in order to survive which inflicts much pain upon him. Reversed: Brotherhood, protector, teacher, pathfinder, moon energy, nature, kinship, haunted, conflict. Spiritual: Boundless

jesus fucking christ

so uh, when did we drop the rules and guidelines from the main page?

That picture doesn't classify as porn/lewd, does it?

Nobody would jerk off to that. :[

This is tap-able. I would hit this in the pound in no time flat.

I'm about certain that's not actually him.

I have a picture of him somwhere, he's just some porker.

Yeah, here we go:



Also, this was in the same folder: