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kill yourself by cramming the into an orifice
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I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.
Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors. |
This client told me he absolutely had to go through some files that were only on the 5.25 floppies (the files were 15 years old).
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE |
Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means
The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension |
How many disks did that take?
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That's not always true when it comes to tavern conversations with new female acquaintances wherein fellatio is introduced into discussion.
That's to Mattjack's last remark. |
oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!
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battletech sounds hxc
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And Zany Golf and Battle Chess. Maybe some Centipede.
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What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(
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Years of practice. |
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For a brief second, I thought this thread was filled with vicious pajamas
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What if Seth worked at a 7-11?
I'm just sayin, what if... |
Let's hope not :(
He'll get shot up by the poor people :( |
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u mean the *lacks? |
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That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :( |
Depends, where does he live again
I trusted my fellow crackers far less than the minorities back in socal |
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I think he lives in Illinois, which is know for Michael Jordan, which is known for being black.
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