WRITE 'THEORY OF LESBIANISM' 'UGLY RECEPTIONIST'

tell joke to 1st uncle

USE SARCASM ON

UNCLE

YOU UNCLE LAUGHS

YOU UNCLE HAS HEART ATTACK

YOU NOW HAVE ONE

UNCLE

YOU NOW HAVE TWO

INHERITANCE


COMMAND?

>

THIS MUD IS WHACK IF IT CANT EVEN WRITE THEORIES OF LESBIANISM

I MEAN JESUS ITS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US

whoaaaa green usernames for mods?

Inspect receptionist.

..

esc

aw man! how am i supposed to goad people into infractions NOW >:

King for a day, mod for a lifetime.

whoa wait i think i just put two and two together and realized that danny and willie are both in washington

so yeah hang out okay

i need a reason to go up, i'll feel like a weirdo if i drive a hour just for hanging out :( maybe emerald city comicon or something? or a music band

I think Danny moved over to by me.

..

wanna go see uhhh alice in chains or something

oh whoa the presidents of the USA are gonna be in town next month, too

what is this, 1995 again?

oh goddamn and BON JOVI

i gotta start reading event calendars more often, dang

Ah dude Danny, you didn't make it to SoCal? :(

On another note.

http://www.coachella.com/event/lineup

what

what

1995 you get the hell out of this nation

I graduated in 95.

I'm so fucking old :(

Faith No More got back together a couple years ago and are touring again. Mike Patton sang Lady Gaga tunes a couple times.

hahhaha