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Chojin Jul 23rd, 2020 02:26 AM

What have you been up to?
 
you know, maybe 2020 is the right time to go back to messageboards

what have you cunts been up to?

Shrubfest Jul 23rd, 2020 07:32 AM

My husband died so now I own 2 houses, so that's pretty nice. You?

Pentegarn Jul 23rd, 2020 08:01 AM

Still taking dumb people's money
Hiding from germs
Got hernia surgery coming soon

Tadao Jul 23rd, 2020 01:52 PM

Looking for a 3rd woman to divorce. It's the only thing I'm good at.

WhiteRat Jul 24th, 2020 10:27 AM

Working for the Man. Looking to buy my first house so I've got that going for me, which is good.

Colonel Flagg Jul 24th, 2020 01:56 PM

Avoiding Facebook(TM).

Anyone for a nice game of chess?

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 24th, 2020 03:29 PM

I was about to get a puupy but she has a heart murmur and now I'm sad :(

Tadao Jul 24th, 2020 03:57 PM

Thank god you didn't say you were playing guitar. I would have to hunt you and kill you with a B string.

All Hail Duke Jul 26th, 2020 11:05 AM

working odd jobs, tried sculpting and quickly gave it up, quit painting but took it back up because i was getting paid for it

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2020 02:29 PM

My second kid will be born any day now. I have anxiety but I also finally have some muscles in my arms so it's a wash.

MarioRPG Jul 26th, 2020 02:47 PM

I think I went on one of the last vacations ever. I spent two weeks in Costa Rica and then returned home on St. Patrick's Day and was actually worried that I might not be allowed back. Then it turned out I had to self-isolate! So I had all of March off work that was cool. Work was pretty whack when I got back - everything was different. There were lots of new rules and the PPE was regulated and restricted to short supply. Very weird.

Spetsnaz Jul 26th, 2020 05:02 PM

Apparently being a minority murderer if popular parlance is to be believed. Other than that, just fucking around online and reading books.

YellowSub287 Jul 26th, 2020 07:11 PM

I missed out on those halcyon days of 2005-2007....

Sooo, Mock Wars 2020 anyone?

pope_hentai Jul 26th, 2020 08:36 PM

Married, divorced, Wilford Brimley, bad rom hacks.

Tadao Jul 26th, 2020 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 772141)
Avoiding Facebook(TM).

Anyone for a nice game of chess?

I could get back into for a little. I'm sure 10k is game.

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2020 02:44 PM

^On that token, have any of yall played Eruption on board game arena? It's super easy and dope, I'd be down to play that sometime! you gotta make an account tho
https://boardgamearena.com/?sp=1g32fs

Tadao Jul 27th, 2020 03:25 PM



Seems simple enough. I'd be down for a board game

Pentegarn Jul 28th, 2020 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 772204)
^On that token, have any of yall played Eruption on board game arena? It's super easy and dope, I'd be down to play that sometime! you gotta make an account tho
https://boardgamearena.com/?sp=1g32fs

I play a few games on Sunday and Monday nights there. That's how I found out Russian Railroads is broken. If you focus on the Trans Siberian rail line you will always win pretty much

EDIT: Also I own a copy of the actual Eruption board game

Jixby Phillips Jul 28th, 2020 08:31 PM

I was beheaded by antifa thugs in Portland, OR.

Pentegarn Jul 28th, 2020 10:33 PM

I am just heartened to know that the "Unban Jixby" campaign was a success finally

MarioRPG Jul 29th, 2020 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772206)


Seems simple enough. I'd be down for a board game

Excellent!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 772220)
I play a few games on Sunday and Monday nights there. That's how I found out Russian Railroads is broken. If you focus on the Trans Siberian rail line you will always win pretty much

EDIT: Also I own a copy of the actual Eruption board game

I'll have to try that one out too, I haven't played much on the site honestly. Next week maybe?

Tadao Jul 29th, 2020 05:09 PM

Shit's changed for me. I thought something was in passing, but my symptoms have gotten worse. So to simplify, I can't sit in a chair for 30 minutes and my eye is kinda fucked. I would quit out of a game most likely.

Chojin Jul 29th, 2020 10:13 PM

get a standing desk and a cool pirate eyepatch, pussy

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 30th, 2020 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772238)
Shit's changed for me. I thought something was in passing, but my symptoms have gotten worse. So to simplify, I can't sit in a chair for 30 minutes and my eye is kinda fucked. I would quit out of a game most likely.

You get the 'rona?

Tadao Jul 30th, 2020 01:24 PM

Do you even know what Corona virus is or it's symptoms?

Chojin Jul 30th, 2020 04:03 PM

i think literally anything is a possible covid symptom at this point

Tadao Jul 30th, 2020 06:32 PM

True that.
To answer you question ZBF, no I haven't got the Rona. But the Rona being uncontained has resulted in me not being able to take a medicine that keeps my genetic disease in check.

captain516 Jul 30th, 2020 10:06 PM

Everything sucks so I've been putting hours into Fallout 3...with mods :0

You still jacked Chojin? Or has the lockdown stolen your gains

Pentegarn Jul 30th, 2020 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772251)
Do you even know what Corona virus is or it's symptoms?

Um? Is it itchy forearms?

Chojin Jul 31st, 2020 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 772264)
You still jacked Chojin? Or has the lockdown stolen your gains

i got really fat again like 4 years ago, dropped half of the weight a year ago, and i was going to make a push to get back to my goal weight starting in february. then the world ended and despite having a full gym and DDR machine in my basement i've been mostly unmotivated to use them.

i'm trying to make some positive moves lately, but my basement is 80 degrees at best and literally all of the air conditioners are sold out this week.

anyway to answer my own question in the op: i started some companies, made a few games, partnered with a korean company for an arcade release, bought a small house, met a hot chick on a chan board and have been with her for 8 years.

captain516 Jul 31st, 2020 01:38 PM

a hot "chick"

Chojin Jul 31st, 2020 01:41 PM

"a" hot chick

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 1st, 2020 07:53 PM

What games did you make?

Chojin Aug 1st, 2020 11:09 PM

Mostly this one: https://neonfm.com

It needs an update for newer iOS though and it’s getting one in a couple weeks

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 2nd, 2020 01:26 PM

I thought I was doing good and I got 55.99% >:

This is really cool man. I wish I could just make a shitty game, let alone one that gets awards and shit. Congratulations man, it runs great on my S10e

Colonel Flagg Aug 3rd, 2020 01:52 PM

So, no chess, eh?
:(

Shrubfest Aug 3rd, 2020 03:35 PM

Sorry Flagg, I can't even play chess. I'm a dumb dumb.

All Hail Duke Aug 4th, 2020 02:11 AM

I got a dental abscess
I was part medical's yearly purge, so no coverage or the obscene amount of money to take care of it
so it's cheap antibiotics, home remedies and self lancing
or just let it spread so it can kill me
whatever

Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2020 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 772299)
Sorry Flagg, I can't even play chess. I'm a dumb dumb.

You can play, you just can't play well. :lol
That's OK, Ask anyone here, I can't play well either.

Carnivore Aug 12th, 2020 11:45 AM

Metabolizing, aging, child raising, marrying, being thoroughly disenchanted with humanity, eating copious amounts of red meat, drinking Scotch.

King Hadas Aug 17th, 2020 02:23 AM

What's with all the new threads Chojin? You trying to knock my 5 year old birthday thread off the front page?

Unacceptable

Pentegarn Aug 20th, 2020 04:10 PM

Just finished the hernia surgery and my abdomen is sore.

King Hadas Aug 20th, 2020 07:29 PM

I read that as hentai surgery and I thought man, this guy must have fantastic insurance.

Pentegarn Aug 20th, 2020 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 772333)
I read that as hentai surgery and I thought man, this guy must have fantastic insurance.

:lol

Colonel Flagg Aug 21st, 2020 10:32 AM

I googled "hentai surgery" and was frankly appalled. :eek

Pentegarn Aug 22nd, 2020 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 772337)
I googled "hentai surgery" and was frankly appalled. :eek

Thanks for the warning, now I know what not to google

captain516 Aug 23rd, 2020 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 772337)
I googled "hentai surgery" and was frankly appalled. :eek

Does "appalled" mean "turned on"?

Colonel Flagg Aug 24th, 2020 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 772341)
Does "appalled" mean "turned on"?

I plead the Fifth. ;)

Pentegarn Aug 24th, 2020 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 772341)
Does "appalled" mean "turned on"?

I'm not saying that it's not a 70 dollar blu ray situation

But I'm not not saying that either

sspadowsky Aug 25th, 2020 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 772124)
you know, maybe 2020 is the right time to go back to messageboards

what have you cunts been up to?

Literally everything Carnivore said, except for the kids part. I like free time and disposable income.

Also, I don’t think we have a true comeback here until Max Burbank pops in.

Cheers to the rest of you. Good to see some virtually familiar faces.

Sam Sep 1st, 2020 08:25 PM

I’m waiting for Evil Robot to come back.

Pentegarn Sep 16th, 2020 10:27 AM

So I have jury duty. Basically each day I am either told to stay home and wait or I am not needed and can go to work

Tadao Sep 16th, 2020 11:56 PM

Yeah, the system for it really sucks ass

Tadao Sep 16th, 2020 11:57 PM

Have a jury duty Pickle

Sacks Sep 17th, 2020 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772354)
Have a jury duty Pickle


Can you only manipulate the pickles if you're a vet?

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 17th, 2020 09:51 AM

I got stitches for the first time ever yesterday :o

Hedge trimmers hurt, oops

Pentegarn Sep 17th, 2020 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 772355)
Can you only manipulate the pickles if you're a vet?

I feel like I remember it being more about the higher your rep the more weight giving a pickle has. But I can't recall how it works for sure. You just use the scales on the right of a post to rate it

Sacks Sep 18th, 2020 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 772357)
I feel like I remember it being more about the higher your rep the more weight giving a pickle has. But I can't recall how it works for sure. You just use the scales on the right of a post to rate it


Ah ok. For some reason I remember clicking the pickles directly.

captain516 Sep 18th, 2020 11:51 AM

Out here we just had a week of smoke and orange-tinted skies. I woke up one morning to find all the cars on my block covered in ash :O

Tadao Sep 18th, 2020 10:44 PM

Nah I just clicked on a scale to the top right of the post. In between the post # and the report a post button. Do you guys see the scale?

Tadao Sep 18th, 2020 10:45 PM

I think I remember clicking on the pickles too

All Hail Duke Sep 19th, 2020 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 772359)
Out here we just had a week of smoke and orange-tinted skies. I woke up one morning to find all the cars on my block covered in ash :O

we're just getting over that here, clear skies today for the first time in weeks

Tadao Sep 19th, 2020 04:39 PM

I'm awfully close to joining the Dead Dad Society.

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 20th, 2020 08:34 AM

:( That doesn't sound like a fun club at all

Tadao Sep 20th, 2020 06:29 PM

Don't be a pussy.

captain516 Sep 20th, 2020 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772366)
I'm awfully close to joining the Dead Dad Society.

You'd be in good company :(

Tadao Sep 25th, 2020 03:37 PM

Well he pulled through surgery, so keep my club card on hold.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2020 03:38 PM

One day my family is going to find this and be mad that I even joked about it. But that will only cover up the way they feel about all the racist/sexist/homophobic things I've said here.

pjalne Oct 1st, 2020 05:49 AM

Teaching and making kids.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 3rd, 2020 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 772351)
So I have jury duty. Basically each day I am either told to stay home and wait or I am not needed and can go to work

Yo jury duty is the best shit ever. Getting paid to not go to work :xmas3

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2020 01:27 PM

I forget how it works. Don't you get paid practically nothing for Jury duty. And your work covers the rest, but only if they want to? I remember using "my work doesn't cover jury duty" as an excuse to not do Jury Duty as an undue hardship.

All Hail Duke Oct 3rd, 2020 03:24 PM

depends

i had federal jury duty last year, i got roughly $175 or so just for showing up (didn't have to serve)

haven't had to show up for local service in years, so i couldn't say what it is here

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 4th, 2020 08:53 AM

I missed a whole day of work for jury duty and made like ten bucks (which I'm pretty sure they pulled taxes out of)

$175 sounds like a sweet deal though

AChimp Oct 4th, 2020 11:14 PM

If you don't want jury duty, don't vote :rolleyes

Pentegarn Oct 13th, 2020 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 772385)
Yo jury duty is the best shit ever. Getting paid to not go to work :xmas3

It's not like that now because COVID. You basically get a text the night before and you either stay home (cause they 'might' need you) or you're told nothing is happening the next day so you go to work instead.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772386)
I forget how it works. Don't you get paid practically nothing for Jury duty. And your work covers the rest, but only if they want to? I remember using "my work doesn't cover jury duty" as an excuse to not do Jury Duty as an undue hardship.

I don't know if I even got paid for the day I was forced to miss or not, with it being a Jury Duty from home thing I really do not know how it works. I certainly haven't been paid for it yet. But hey maybe the check for like 50 dollarydoos is in the mail


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