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I'm watching MSNBC in the union and this appeared on-screen:

THREE ENVELOPES TEST POSITIVE FOR FLOUR

I just 'broke up' with some guy I had sex with twice and who keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

Gonna get my H1N1 shot tomorrow.


If I'm lucky

shrubfest keeps it REAL.

Shrub, if you want to jump the bones of some dudes with minimal emotional attachment, look no further than creepy internet dudes.

or she could come visit me and borrow some of mine

You'd be thick as thieves.

We should meet up, you're a cool person.

Apparently she doesnt like guys who think she is cool. :rolleyes

I don't like guys who constantly ask me if I need their dick right now. And try to sext without any punctuation. AT ALL.

What's texting?

There you go.

i got a new computer, and the flu.

I'm sorry.

I had chocolate cake with my lunch. Then I threw up chocolate cake. Now my stomach hurts :(

That picture of dramamine with a gun posted afterwords still makes me laugh :( did you try to do dramamine fathom zero?

Everything makes me sick and dizzy and not fun. I'm a spoil-sport.

And everyone was chiming in with their life-enhancers, I thought I should add mine.

oh i know a few people who have tried to do dramamine as a recreational drug, and they were so miserable the entire time that i thought the gun was hilarous.

He Shrubfest want to meet up and get my meat up ;) ;)

i hope no one here liked dollhouse :3

HELLO LADIES SHRUBFEST, SAM IS HERE. ;)

It's the shittiest show I've seen in a long time. Apparently somebody that's nerd-famous is behind it, but I couldn't give a rat's ass. Eliza Dushku couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

dammit, I hate when someone calls with a wrong number at like midnight :(

ah man, that's just not right.

Some old lady called my house and asked for layton or lester or something on at least 3 seperate occasions and each time I've told her she's got the wrong number and she sounds so sad when I tell her :(

If anyone can find a good theatre costume placement near them, I'll come live with them. :)

Got my shot

Well if Rankeri has a shot at Shrubfest then I guess anyone does.

b-u-r-n

Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.

Mattjack doesn't get his own thread?

Screw this place man, you're better than this!

Pub made a thread? :x

So I moved the birthday props to Pub's thread, but that wound up turning it into Tadao's thread.:lol

Thank you, Doctor. :)
You two are soooooo cute. <3

I bet Pub planned it with cold-steel precision all along :)

Ok, so kratom works, I guess, but you have to take a fucking lot of it.

I ate 25 caps over the last hour and I'm only starting to feel anything. It's kind of like when you've had a few drinks and aren't quite drunk yet. It's supposed to take effect in about 15 minutes, but I guess it could be delayed because I bought them as pills.

Just wait.

where do you get your ethneobotanicals from?

http://www.kratomcaps.com/

I'm not sure if this is the best deal out there; I paid 27 bucks for about 113 pills/56 grams/2 ounces, which is about 4 and a half good doses, or three good doses and one really good dose.

It feels kind of like if you took that topical anesthetic the dentist puts on your gums before shooting you up with Novocaine and somehow distributed it through your entire body. It feels like that stuff just as it's starting to take effect or wear off. It's also got a stimulant effect, but it's harder to notice under the sedative feeling. This guy describes the downer feeling like a mild opiate, so I guess it's kind of like baby's first speedball. If I had a few drinks on top of this it'd be perfect.

I wouldn't be afraid to buy it as just powder or shredded leaves, either; I opened a cap and just ate the plant matter inside, and it tasted like if you ripped open a bag of Earl Gray and sucked on it. So, the tea would probably be pretty good.

i always got my stuff from www.iamshaman.com and www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com , the later of which has those frogs you can lick and get fucked up on :O those sites have pure 20x extractsof kratom for a pretty reasonable deal.

you should try ayahausca/yage (they dont sell it on the shaman site now) or san pedro :O although they aren't nearly as casual as kratom probably. ive amanita muscaria and its alright. Like a mild shroom experience, or a shroom experience with more of the euphoric rather than hallucinagenic aspects. If you're looking for a euphoric, sedative type of effect that might be up your alley

San Pedro's the mescaline cactus, right?

Or is that peyote? I've always wanted to try that; whenever I start going to Walter Cronkite in Phoenix I might ramble into the desert and pick some buttons, but who knows when I'm going to get the credentials to attend that place.

both of them have mescaline. If you can go into a desert and find buttons by all means.. but you can also find san pedro just about anywhere since it is used as a landscaping plant (although there might not be a lot of cactus where you live), along with a lot of other cactii which have mescaline in them. Depending on who you ask san pedro has a similar/more/slightly less mescaline content than peyote, and it grows huge very fast, so its usually better :O

I know people....

Ok, I was wrong: don't fucking drink on kratom.

Two glasses of wine had me leaning on the toilet about ready to throw up. Luckily I got courageous enough to try to get to the sink and have a few handfuls of water before I lost it, so that didn't happen. I also feel dizzy and am having a hard time standing for very long.

Ugh at least you didn't puke it all out.

Then again, wine usually makes my stomach feel like shit, so maybe a beer or two would still be fine.

Puking it out is probably what you should do.

Probably, but fuck that.

I like to drink and get high, but I don't do it so much that I've gotten used to throwing up.

I would recommend not drinking when you do any drug except maybe uppers :O but then its pointless cause you dont even get drunk ;/ maybe opiates but ugh. oh and drinking after your acid peak is over is alright

plus being drunk is such a shitty high. Why fuck up a good high by feeling drunk?

Yeah, I used to drink a lot, but after I started dexing regularly I realized how awful it was. Fuck yeah, depression and telling people shit that makes you look like an idiot.

Alcohol is also really, really bad for you.

I happen to like feeling depressed and telling people things that make me look like an idiot. >:

Although I still love the shit out of spiced rum, and Oregon microbrews, and white russians, and pina coladas.

BOOZE IS WONDERFUL >:

And gin, I really like gin

I've never had whiskey but I probably should before I lose interest completely and become a heroin addict. I might try Jameson just because of how fucking manly the commercials are.

And Wild Turkey, both 100 proof and rye variants.

my woman baked me four pies today :O

are they for our L4D2 party next week? :o

They're for the Pie Orgy.

DUH, WHICH IS PART OF THE L4D2 PARTY NEXT WEEK >:

GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT DYLAN

Too bad I'm not playing it.

OH WELL, THAT DOESN'T STOP THE PARTY, NOR THE PIE ORGY

Fathom Zero is too GOOD for a pie orgy.

I'm pissed I'm missing it. >:

You poor thing :tear

It's okay, I'm gonna microwave an orange.

I hate oranges

That isn't true, I love to eat oranges.

I'm not gonna eat it.

IS THAT SOME KIND OF LEWD SEX JOKE? >:

No actually, I just thought it would me amusing to microwave an orange.

YOU CRETIN

THATS A LIVING LIFE FORM, GORDON GEKKO

YOU FUCK

Heh. My dad just had shoulder surgery last week, his arm is in a sling.

The substitute dentist walked into the room and slapped him square on the shoulder in greeting, then said, "OH, GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT, YOU HAVE A SLING"...then proceeded to do it two more times during the visit.

>:

I hope your dad's arm heals quickly Kitsa.


Funny story for Oxblood: I used to work with this guy named Christian. He grew up in Germany and moved to the United States when he was about 25. He watched the original "DIE HARD" when he was still in Germany so everyone was German dubbed. A number of years later he ended up watching "DIE HARD" after getting to the U.S. Halfway through the movie he asked someone why were the terrorists still speaking German but everyone else was speaking English. His friend then replied with "What? They're speaking German because they're the bad guys."

:lol

He didn't find it as funny at first but he laughs at it now.

Oh those silly crouts. :lol

Hans: "Karl, Schiess dem fenster"

Karl: "...?"

Hans: "Shoot THE GLASS"

OOPS :(

eeewww o.o

It's from Die Hard you guys! :rolleyes

Krauts.

Germans so dumb they don't understand German ....

i just bought some sauerkraut today, because i'm back on another diet stretch and looking at the nutrition facts, it's basically pure fiber :O

also i like sauerkraut and it makes me feel like more of a german ;<

I was raised on sauerkraut. I LOVE PICKLES.

I :love 'kraut, pickles, vinegar, wasabi, curry, tabasco - basically anything that burns me. :)

I almost bought some saurkraut the other day for the same reasons :O

I got artichokes instead :O

I don't know if I'm drunk most of the time or just have a shit poor memory. I thought you were an airline mechanic.

I'm off to the titty bar.

So how 'bout that new Electric Wiz EP that's supposed to come out sometime?

I think he sits behind a desk at an airplane mechanics place or something.

I got a kitty. :3

That's a sweet kitty :) Look at the little pink nose and toes!

I adopted him from a no kill animal shelter on Veteran's Day. He's 14 weeks old and full of trouble. :)

I've always wondered about what that tastes like

It's very good on sausages.

It tastes like fascism, son

Sauerkraut? I think you mean "Liberty Cabbage".

:lol

I had some sauerkraut and its kinda gross :(

I can't stand the smell of sauerkraut. Ugh.

:lol
my girlfriend had to leave the room.